Chapter 0008, Li Dazui
The person the old man wants to take me to meet is called Li Dazui.
According to the introduction of the old man, Li Dazui, known as the Iron Mouth Golden Immortal, is famous in the Rongcheng generation. Proficient in physiognomy and feng shui. Looking at people's lust can determine life and death. However, this person is not only poor but also greedy for money, and when he sees people, he will say it directly in front of people, no matter whether he is good or bad, so he is nicknamed "Li Dazui"! I heard that there were a few unreliable customers who gave him a pennant of "wonderful hand rejuvenation", and he gladly accepted it.
Because Li Dazui goes out day and night, he only goes out at night, and when he sees him by chance during the day, he is all angry. So I made an appointment with the old man to go back to him at eight or nine o'clock in the evening.
Soon at night, the old man and I came to Twist Lane. There is no alley here, and in the Guangxu year of the Qing Dynasty, it was still a mass grave. One year, it was haunted, and seven or eight people died. After the guidance of the old Taoist priest, at the place where yin and yang meet, a Zhong Kui temple was built. Sure enough, after the temple was built, the ghosts were also suppressed. Because of the effect, the incense is vigorous, and gradually it becomes an alley.
Twist Lane, now an antique street, fortune telling looks at half of the phase, is the famous "god stick" street in Rongcheng. An unreliable person like the old man, what master can he know, it's hard to guarantee that it's not a big fool!
The old man took me to a very inconspicuous place, and there was a public toilet in the back, which was smelly. On the side of the road in front of the public toilet, a parasol is held up casually. Under the parasol was a small table, a Tai Chi tablecloth was laid on the table, and there were sticks, baskets, and four orange copper coins, especially a bronze medallion.
There was a large reclining chair behind the stall, and a thin man in his forties was lying lazily with two feet on the stall. Combing the head of the traitor in the middle, his face is skinny, he bites a toothpick in his mouth, wears large headphones, and hums and chirps in his mouth, "I am watching the mountain scenery in the city tower, and I can hear the chaos outside the city, and the flag is waving and flipping the shadow......"
The old man shouted a few words in a row, "Li Luoya!" The thin man looked lazily, took off the headphones, his eyes were glazed, and after a while, he jumped up "Yo! Big donor, which spring breeze sent you here? The old man's face darkened, and he glanced at me with his peripheral vision. Meaning, it was blown by my black wind!
The thin man understood, and only glanced at me, and saw that he trembled all over, and shook his head again and again. He glanced at the old man and waved his hand. Mouth: "The bud wind is tight!" The old man's face darkened and he replied, "Shoulder to shoulder, the new springboard, a bowl of water to bring everyone to drink!" When I heard this, my whole body was in the clouds, but I knew in my heart that this was a black word in the Tao. It wasn't long before the thin man stared at me again. finally opened his mouth and said a human word: "I, Li Banxian, never give face to the dead!" ”
I was stunned for a moment before I reacted, didn't that mean me? I was so angry at the time. Just as I was about to have a seizure, the old man pulled the corner of my clothes. Signal, don't act rashly! But I couldn't help but ask.
"Excuse me! I'm a living man in front of you, why do you curse me to death! ”
"It won't be long before it's a dead man, don't believe it!"
This Li Dazui is really a well-known big mouth, no wonder he is in his forties, and he is still so down-and-out. I suppressed my anger and smiled coldly.
"I understand! There are old rules for those who do what you do. Bluff the dead first, and then open your mouth to destroy the wealth and eliminate the disaster! ”
"Your old man's money, let's keep it to buy a coffin, I don't dare to ask for your money!"
"Alright, alright...... Don't talk a few handfuls of eggs, there's something to say! The old man's face darkened.
"Isn't it just a god?" I was not convinced.
If you are engaged in divination and fortune-telling, you can say that he is not effective, and even smashed his stall. But it must not be said that he is a god or a liar, he will feel greatly insulted, and he will have a temper, and he will pull out a knife on the spot. The thin man was really angry, put his hands on his waist, and said angrily: "Look at your beauty pecking in the hall, Huang Qing and red veins, a lifetime of murder and no success, and the recent black air pressure on the heavenly court, destined to be rugged!" A short-lived life! ”
The old man wasted no time in making up for it, "It means that you kid, you have money and no life to spend!" There is no life for a daughter-in-law."
"Not only that, your palace is faintly black, unlucky, eighty percent of you are haunted by ghosts, I don't know how much yin debt you owe, you kid died in front of you!" Li Dazui walked around me with his hands behind his back, pointed to my forehead and said, "In my opinion, the sixth day of the sixth month of June is your deadline!" Whether you can pass this hurdle or not depends on how well you have been created! With that, Li Dazui sighed and said no more.
I turned pale and thought, "This is a good thing!" ”
The cold sweat on the old man's forehead was also dripping, he took out a square handkerchief and wiped it, and asked in a daze, "Li Luoya, you and I have been friends for many years." Could it be that this kid is about to die? Li Dazui shook his head, "Uncle Li, I have been looking at faces for more than ten years, and I have never seen such a dangerous face!" It stands to reason that this kid should have died a long time ago! ”
I get furious when I hear it, shouldn't I live?
"This isn't the place to talk, that's coming!" Li Dazui was obviously a little flustered, and his speech trembled slightly. "I don't know what kind of sin this kid has created, he is entangled in this kind of thing, and his life hangs by a thread!"
The old man, I, and Li Dazui hurriedly collected the shop, rolled up a cloth bag, and walked briskly towards the depths of the alley. I kept feeling a gust of wind whirring behind me, and the sound of footsteps with small dots. The old man and Li Dazui were also covered in sweat, and the three of them didn't dare to turn their heads back.
"Xia Ji!"
A voice shouted from behind, and my whole body was furious, and I thought I had encountered that thing again! The old man seemed to notice it too, and walked behind me. Drawing a few strokes on my back with my fingers, the sound stopped abruptly. Li Dazui lives behind Zhong Kui Temple, about three or four minutes away.
One of the rows of old-fashioned houses facing the street behind the temple has a flag hanging on the door that reads "can tell life and death", two mirrors are hung high on the door, and a handful of wormwood is inserted in the door frame. The gate is pasted with portraits of gods and Yu Lei. The house was messy, and a shrine was placed in the middle, and Sanmao Zhenjun was enshrined in the middle. Li Dazui bowed to the shrine three times when he entered the hall, hurriedly took out a small gossip, hung it in the hall, and took out a few pieces of yellow rune paper to seal the door and window! Then I sat down and gasped for air!
The three of them sat quietly without saying a word. After a long time, the old man spoke, "If you and I didn't have the favor of the old man of his family, I wouldn't know how many times I would have been reincarnated!" ”
"Alas! This kid is too bad, and now I'm getting into it! ”
"What are you talking about? Is there anything greater than a life-saving grace? ”
When I heard this, I always felt that there was something hidden in it. "Old man, how many stories does my grandfather have?"
The old man and Li Dazui hurriedly shook their heads, lowered their voices, and the two buried their heads in talking for a while.
"No, no! Lao Tzu hasn't got married yet, so he can't be dragged into the water! ”
Li Luoya's words that are neither yin nor yang annoyed me, and I thought to myself, "Although Lao Tzu is not a virgin, he is not going to die, so find a back!" The old man seemed to see my thoughts, and quickly shook his head, indicating that he would look at it as he walked.
"This ghost thing is very fierce, my Shenxiao faction will draw a talisman and blast a few thunders, to deal with this ghost thing, I'm afraid it's a meat bun and a dog that will not go back!" I stared at the old man, he was actually more panicked than me, and his eyes widened: "Which thing are you talking about?" "Something else, just now!" It's fierce! ”
"Li Luoya, my old man has lost his eyes! A ghost baby can scare you silly? Li Luoya was a little dazed, and said puzzledly, "Ghost baby? "This kid has recently been entangled by a ghost baby" I quickly picked up the conversation and told Li Dazui about what had happened recently.
"Oh! Then you're in big trouble! That thing was eyeing you just now, too! ”
"What's that?"
"Could it be that thing?" The old man was surprised, and every inch was messed up!
"Alas! Xia Youfang has been killed by it for decades, and it still refuses to stop? ”
"Uncle Li, I was cheated by this kid! You and I are not its opponents! ”
"Can you tell me what this is?"
"If you can get past this hurdle, I'll tell you in detail."
I was confused, and the clouds and mountains were foggy. Later, I learned that they were so afraid of that guy that they would tremble in horror even at the mention of his name. Since they said this, they had a reason, and I didn't need to say anything more, so I asked straight to the point.
"Ghost Baby, why do you want to use me to cultivate?"
Li Dazui pondered for a long time, got up, and looked out the window and at the crack in the door. After a full ten minutes, he walked up to me with a serious face and said word by word.
"Debts owed in the past life, paid in this life!"
"What is the reason for this? Could it be that if you did evil in your previous life, you have to repay it in this life? And there is no heavenly reason! "I was indignant. But he said, "Master, can you tell me more about it?" ”
"Actually, I don't know!" Li replied with an embarrassed face. "However, my master can tell you everything!" Isn't that? An unreliable old man introduced an unreliable jumping god! I couldn't help but ask, "Who is your master?" ”
Li Dazui pointed to Sanmao Zhenjun who was in the shrine. I was furious: "Are you fucking fooling me? These are clearly three statues! "Li Dazui saw that my complexion was wrong, so he didn't sell it." Wait a while, my master, if you have any questions, just ask! ”
Fortunately, Li Dazui invited Sanmao Zhenjun and showed me a way to live!