Chapter 60: The Dog's Military Merit Medal
The official account is really an eyeball economy!
According to the concubine's idea, edit the surveillance, choose a photo, and then write some emotional text, and an excellent viral advertorial will be released. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
The stinky ball demolition was used as a hot spot to hype, and it really set off a craze in the pet circle. This is just like an excellent joke or small video will always make people can't help but share it with friends, pet owners also have no resistance to the stinky ball demolition, and they are competing to forward and spread it.
There is one place in the world with the most idlers, and that is the Internet.
The network idler's watching and onlooker skills are all natural skills, and they are born to be full-level, they wander in the network, and they are disillusioned and disappearing, just like iron filings chasing magnetic field lines, bees chasing pollen, ants chasing honey, and flies chasing dog shit......
Whenever something smells on the Internet, whether the smell is fragrant or smelly, anyway, as long as it can bring some kind of peculiar sensory interest to Internet idlers, there will be a large number of idlers with the same attributes gathered over.
The stinky ball video is selective, it specializes in the group of pet owners, so that the pet owners are like masochists, while constantly chasing the leather whip, while being so cool......
It can only be said that the stinky ball is too rebellious, which has caused a certain amazing effect of refreshing the lower limit of cognition in the pet owner group, which has led to the release of the stinky ball, and the reading volume of the official account has skyrocketed, quickly reaching the level of 100,000+.
This advertorial alone has brought more than 10,000 followers to the official account, doubling the number of fans of the official account in just a few days. And this growth momentum has not weakened, and it is still rising wildly.
Many pet owners with masochistic tendencies have left messages on the official account, expressing their incomparably relieved and happy surprise when they meet the master, which is much higher than the emotional intensity of Zhuge Liang meeting Liu Bei.
'Can you believe that the stinky ball is in the owner~~ that is, I don't want to be obedient around me, and it usually lives by selling cuteness, and the biggest ideal of the dog is to soak a few more girls (beautiful dogs and beauties are not limited, but they are required to be without makeup.) )’
This is a message from the owner of the stinky ball, and I don't know how the concubine contacted the family, or someone took the initiative to find it, anyway, we can clearly smell a smell of pretending to be pitiful but showing off between the lines.
It's like Stinky Ball demolished someone's shop, causing him a direct economic loss of 6,000 yuan, which is a rare decent thing; If it is converted into a child's parents, then it should be analogous to this, a parent proudly declares, our child is amazing - today the school was demolished!
Therefore, the group of pet owners is a bit special, the brain circuit is different, and they are generally not on the same channel as normal people, and the unlucky things in the eyes of normal people will be sweet and sweet when they arrive.
The owner of the stinky ball is on the field, and a bunch of pet owners below have appeared on the stage, showing off while comparing miserable.
'This afternoon, my Erha just dismantled the bedroom, took the flour bag into the bedroom and sprinkled it on the ground, got it and went to bed...... Got laid...... ......'
Literally, we see a miserable owner who has been miserably plagued by pets, but in our bones, we see actually a complacent and complacent soul, which has been twisted to the point of being willing to degenerate and become a servant and contented.
'My black rice too, can open the cage, and then I tied the cage with a rope, and it untied the rope. Later, I got angry and tied a dozen ropes with a dozen ropes, and it couldn't be untied, but I just smashed the cage door. I opened the bedroom door, opened the door, and took the elevator downstairs to take another dog for a walk. After walking home, go to bed. We have patrol security upstairs, and now if I forget to lock the gate when I'm gone, I'll definitely call me at midnight because the door is definitely open......
Huskies are like that! When we were five months old, we went to take a bath and was complained by the pet hospital! Say that your dog unlocks the lock and escapes from the cage by himself! Teach other dogs to open their cages too! It's really hard to stay, hurry up and pick it up! ’
Listen, listen, is this complaining? This is obviously showing off, Hongguoguo's showing off, treating the trouble caused to others as a military merit medal for his dog, and obviously looks like he is honored:
Look, that's our dog!
How smart our dog is!
The pet hospital is in misery!
If you are proud of the bad things of your pet, it is just that, but there are some people, obviously not their own dogs, they still have to pull themselves, as if the bad things done by other people's dogs are also their own glory.
'Friends foster huskies at my house, first day: I ate with a bowl leaking (attention!) It's the bowl I eat) Day 2: All the basins are leaking (all big holes) Day 3: One of my bed legs collapsed, Day 4: The TV was inexplicably lying face down on the ground and broke~~ There is no fifth day, send it away overnight! ’
There is also the dog that specializes in causing trouble to other people's families, and it also brings supreme glory to the owner:
The husky was put in foster care by a friend for a few days a while ago, and when there was no one at the friend's house, it began to escape, first the cage door, then the bathroom door, and finally the door, and after opening the door, I lifted the quilt on my friend's bed, and after soaking the poop...... The guy put the quilt back on...... Then the old man closed the door, went back to the bathroom and closed the door again, and finally went back to the cage to eat and drink...... My friend came back and called me and said that he was very well-behaved and had been in the cage, and two hours later my friend's phone rang again...... This...... You have to finish the tour in advance, and you have to go home quickly to take this guy with you! ’
'My husky is fostered at a friend's house, and I gnaw a big hole in my friend's garage, and my wife's shoes are so expensive that everyone bites them into a single one, and I only like to gnaw on my left foot! My friend also cried and begged to take the dog away......
Listen, listen, outside of these words, how can the pet owner have a trace of remorse!
This is the incomparable brain circuit of pet owners, they often turn a blind eye to the truth of the matter through self-anesthesia, through distorted cognition, regard their own pain and the pain brought to others, as the greatest reward, and like Xianglin's sister-in-law, they can often remember these things vividly after decades!
Then, like a repeater, it is played over and over again, and you can continue to get some kind of pleasure from it, and this kind of behavior of using marginal utility to the extreme is really breathtaking!