Chapter IX: Kidnapping
Due to the completely unequal status of the two sides, no matter how bad Shan Liang's tongue is, he has almost no cards to play at this time.
However, Xu Wei, who had been silent on the side, didn't care so much, he immediately became angry, he jumped up from the sofa with a snort, took a big step and rushed to Hauke, grabbed the other party's neck, glared at the gong and said viciously: "Do you want to swallow it alone!?" ”
For foodies, they can lose their minds for food, and they can even temporarily put aside their lives.
Hauke was stunned on the spot, waving his arms in a panic and saying, "Misunderstanding, misunderstanding......"
Li Yi and Shan Liang, who also didn't react, were still sitting on the sofa stupidly at this time, no one expected Xu Wei to suddenly go crazy at this time, this fool should take medicine.
"Misunderstanding of! Are you a fool of me? ”
Xu Wei ignored Haoke's plea for mercy at all, and after spraying the other party's saliva, he turned his head and yelled at the other two companions with a distorted face: "Brothers, this guy is also an official, let's just don't do anything and kidnap him as a hostage!" ”
Among the three, in most cases, Li Yi is a rational and moderate faction, Shan Liang is a wall grass opportunist, and Xu Wei, who is usually amiable and even looks a little timid, is the real main battle faction and violent person, and those who know him know that this is not a joke at this time, but really moved the idea of kidnapping tickets.
As soon as he heard that he was going to be kidnapped, Hauke's face turned white with fright, he thought that these three were also nobles with status, and they were in an extremely weak position, so they would not do anything inhumane, so they dared to meet alone, who would have expected that one of the guys would not play cards according to common sense, and directly launched a nerve, and looking at it like this, it is a bit of a development in the direction of the fish dying and the net is broken - why? Why is this happening?
Shan Liang, who came back to his senses, hurriedly got up, grabbed Xu Wei and said, "Calm down!" Calm down! Fatty, don't be impulsive yet! ”
Li Yi was about to get up and step forward, but the next moment as if he had figured out something, he suddenly sat back again, relaxed his body and leaned back on the sofa, and said slowly: "But any smart person will only make two choices: either harm others and benefit themselves, or win-win, only fools can harm others and benefit themselves." Lao Xu, you tied him up, and in the end, everyone's fate can only be the same end, which is a typical harm to others and yourself! Viscount Hawke is a smart man, and he will definitely find a way to cooperate and win, don't you say, Viscount Hawke? ”
Hao Ke had already seen that Li Yi was the head of the three, and since the other party said so, there was still room for maneuver in this matter, so hope was ignited in his heart, and he said with great difficulty: "Yes, yes, there is something we can sit down and talk about." ”
Xu Wei turned his head to confirm Li Yi's hand, and then he let go of his hand unwillingly, but the person sat down next to Haoke, making it clear that he was continuing to threaten and deter the other party.
Hauke, who was temporarily out of danger, first took a few deep breaths and took a breath of relief, and then with an unnatural majestic expression, he snorted angrily and pointed at a group of people and said angrily: "Do you know what you are doing? Intended to kidnap, coerce, and murder the country's aristocratic officials! This is a felony punishable by hanging! ”
When Xu Wei heard this, he was about to pounce on it, but was stopped by Li Yi waving his hand: "Your Excellency Hao Ke, if you still have this attitude, I think we have nothing to talk about." ”
Hawk snorted with an ugly face, and finally suppressed the anger in his heart, and said in a deep voice: "What do you want to talk about?" ”
The corners of Li Yi's mouth curled: "Then it depends on what you want." ”
"Your bag of souvenirs," Hauk made no secret of his greed, "I want them all!" ”
Xu Wei jumped up again: "You dare!" ”
Li Yi directly ignored Xu Wei's attitude and nodded, "Yes." But you must release us unconditionally and arrange legal citizenship for us. ”
"No problem." Hauke agreed without even thinking about it.
Shan Liang and Xu Wei suddenly had a look of surprise on their faces, but Li Yi frowned, because the other party answered too quickly.
"Your Excellency, I would like to remind you." Li Yi organized his words for a moment before he said slowly: "I am the only one who will take you to pick up things, and my two friends will stay in the camp with the instructors." If I don't come back by the appointed time, they'll get the word out about it. ”
Hauke opened his mouth as if to explain something, but Li Yi didn't give him a chance to interject and continued: "Whether those things are worth anything or not, I think you should know best. If this news spreads, I'm afraid it won't affect you very well, right? And the cake is so big, the more people know, the less you share, don't you say this is the reason? Of course, this is only done just in case. ”
Hauke smiled weakly: "Are you afraid that I will cross the river and tear down the bridge to kill people?" Contemptible people vouch for their personality and will never do anything like that. ”
"Of course, I'm more than willing to trust you." Li Yi was unmoved, and said to him: "As long as Your Excellency can earnestly fulfill the conditions we have proposed, the result will definitely be pleasant." ”
Since the communication was fruitless, Hawk no longer hid his ambitions, and admitted frankly without blushing and heartbeat: "Well, I admit that I had some other ideas before......"
Li Yi shrugged his shoulders without being surprised at all: "Then, let's talk openly and honestly." ”
"Yes."
Hauke, who had recovered his true colors, did not continue acting, and said very simply: "I can't agree to the conditions you proposed, that's impossible!" ”
Hearing that the two of them were playing dumb riddles here, Shan Liang and Xu Wei suddenly realized that they had been fooling them for a long time, and the so-called restoration of freedom and citizenship was just a blank check.
Shan Liang couldn't help but ask, "Why is it impossible?" Aren't you the Attorney General? None of this power? ”
Xu Wei can be regarded as having mixed up with the public procuratorate and law, and he also echoed: "That's right! You are all the number one, it's not just a matter of you saying hello in one sentence, who dares not to sell you some face! ”
Hauke was really a little open and honest at this time, and said with a wry smile: "If I still have a way before the case is closed, but now that the case has been closed, your file information and processing results have been submitted for the record, and all data are stored in the country's central computer and automatically executed in accordance with laws and regulations." Without the approval of the Supreme Joint Adjudication Committee of the country, no one has the right to alter the data files in the central computer. Although I am the chief prosecutor of my administrative district, I do not have that much authority. Even if I forcibly release you, not only will I be in trouble, but you will also be in even greater trouble, and once you are caught, you will be treated as deserters. ”
As soon as they heard this, everyone's hearts were half cold, and it seemed that even if people wanted to help, they couldn't help this matter.
I heard Haucke say again: "As for citizenship, it's not really a problem. Because you have obtained legal citizenship, but you have not yet become a regular, as long as you stay in the army for a year, you will be automatically promoted. ”
It's good not to mention this, but mentioning it makes Shan Liang angry: "When you are a soldier fights, you will die!" ”
"Don't look at me so hatefully, everyone is fair......" Hauke said confidently: "Not only you, but all residents of our country who have reached the age of 18, regardless of gender, must serve the military for one year as a coming-of-age ceremony, and then have full citizenship before they can choose a new profession, no one is exempt, including me!" I crawled out of the pile of dead people in the first place! This is the only way to have legal citizenship in your home country! The South Wharton Empire on the other side is also this system! ”
Speaking of this, Hauke thought for a moment and explained: "Different planets, the calendar year is different, our 18 years old here is almost 26-27 years old for you, and a few of you have just reached the age of service. In fact, you really misunderstood in this regard, you should thank me, if it weren't for my noble hand, you would not be qualified to participate in the coming-of-age ceremony, and naturally you would have lost the opportunity to obtain legal citizenship. ”
After listening to this explanation, the three traversers calmed down a lot, the so-called not suffering from widowhood but suffering from inequality, since everyone on this planet is like this, there is no reason to dwell on this issue anymore, so the condition of citizenship does not need to be mentioned anymore, and you still have to honestly serve in the military.
After Li Yi digested this information, he couldn't help but say, "Since the conditions we put forward have all been rejected by you, what conditions can you come up with in exchange with us?" ”
Hauke smiled smugly: "I am the viscount of my country, and I am also the prosecutor general, what I can exchange for is more than you imagine, it depends on what you want." ”
Shan Liang immediately raised his hand: "Beauty! I want a beautiful maid! ”
Hauke showed an expression that all men understand: "So hello, no problem." Is three enough? If it's not enough, add three more? However, according to the regulations, recruits are not allowed to have maids during their service in the coming-of-age ceremony, and you have to endure it for a while. ”
Shan Liang was suddenly depressed on this side, and Xu Wei on the other side immediately picked up: "Delicious, the more the better, but don't have a nutrition bar!" ”
Hauke was a little embarrassed at first, and after thinking about it, he asked tentatively, "As long as it's delicious?" Mind the artificially cultivated ingredients? ”
Xu Wei didn't know why: "Artificially cultivated? So what's there to mind about! A lot of vegetables in our hometown are artificially cultivated greenhouse vegetables, aren't those poultry cage-raised, and what are genetically modified, and they are not still eaten. ”
Hauke suddenly knew in his heart, and said with a smile: "No problem, no problem, it's all worthless food, how much you want." ”
"Is there any meat?" Xu Wei is more concerned about this.
"Yes. Pork, beef, chicken, and many more. After hesitating for half a second, Hauke decided to tell the truth: "But it's all artificially cultivated." You should also know that ingredients are divided into four grades according to their value: wild, raised, cultivated, and synthetic. At present, almost all the meat on our planet is artificially cultivated, after all, it is not an agricultural planet. But don't worry, there is no difference in taste and texture, and our nobles usually eat this kind of food. ”
The three of them really didn't know that the food in this world was divided in such a way, but they also understood what was going on literally, anyway, everyone was not surprised by the black technology of this world, since the nobles were eating these things, there must not be any food safety problems.
After dispatching Xu Wei, a dangerous element, Hauk shifted his attention to Li Yi, and couldn't help but get nervous, he knew that this was the most difficult one.
I saw Li Yi meet his gaze and said lightly: "My request shouldn't be difficult......
After only listening to the first half of the sentence, Hawk knew that the other party's request was probably very troublesome, because the subtext of "it shouldn't be difficult" is "it must be a little difficult." ”