Shen Tao's wedding was scheduled for the eighth day after tomorrow, saying that it was a good day to ask Ling Er's blind man in the village to pick a good day. On the afternoon of the seventh day of the first month, a small car suddenly drove into the village and stopped at the door of Shen Tao's house.

Four young women of different shapes and colors got out of the car. A burst of laughter from warblers and swallows almost spread over the village.

Holding a wedding in the countryside is a lively picture, almost like a flowing water seat, and there are nearly 20 tables in the house and yard.

On the morning of the eighth day of the Lunar New Year, the weather was exceptionally good, and the sound of firecrackers did not stop early in the morning, and the thunderbolts and ballads did not stop. The big red words on the window are particularly festive.

The bridesmaids accompanied the bride in the house, and a few of us groomsmen were outside to greet the guests, most of whom were from the village, so it was easy to greet them.

I looked at the closed door of the back room in a daze, and from time to time there was the sound of girls' laughter, and the fat man saw me standing in the crowd in a daze, so he hurriedly came over, smashed me with his elbow, and said awkwardly: "What's the matter?" Which one do you like? I can tell you that the short-haired guy is called Zhenzhen, are you not allowed to rob me? ”

I glanced at the fat man and said calmly: "After tonight, if you still have the courage to ask for it, I won't rob you." ”

After speaking, he turned around to greet the guests, leaving the fat man with a confused face stunned and touching his head.

The banquet lasted from noon until evening, and everyone was immersed in this joyful atmosphere, and at about eight o'clock in the evening, except for a group of young people who gathered together to think about the cave room, the older ones were all drunk and went home to sleep.

The big red quilt was sprinkled with peanuts, red dates, longan, and lotus seeds. Chang Lili also wore a bright red cheongsam, with roses pinned to her chest, and was sitting on the edge of the bed talking and laughing with a few bridesmaids.

When a group of young people hugged the drunken Shen Tao into the room, Chang Lili's eyes first stayed on Shen Tao for a moment, then looked at me again, and then got up and helped Shen Tao to sit on the edge of the bed.

"Brother Tao is still happy, I drink too much and Lili's sister-in-law is waiting, pity us single ......" The fat man pretended to cry and shouted on the side, causing a burst of laughter in the room.

The short-haired girl named Zhenzhen blinked her big eyes and said, "Fatty, you come to my sister, my sister loves you......"

The fat man was instantly stunned, and ducked back with a red face. I secretly despise it in my heart, what I said before, but now that the girl has taken the initiative to invite her, the fat man actually dropped the chain? It's a shame.

Zhenzhen saw that the fat man looked like a shy junior brother, so she couldn't help but cover her mouth and giggle, and then turned her head to laugh with the sisters around her.

A nest of people began to toss Shen Tao and the newcomer again, and all the tricks I thought of before were used, and I quietly walked out of the room while everyone was around to watch Chang Lili roll eggs for Shen Tao.

By the time I returned to the room, the egg had already rolled smoothly through Shen Tao's important parts, and was about to roll out of the trouser tube of his right leg. I slammed the door shut, and then secretly pinched it.

One of the bridesmaids, a girl named Qinqin, beckoned to me and said, "Fengzi, do you want to give it a try?" ”

Everyone was coaxed, and I subconsciously tightened my crotch, shook my head and said, "Brother Tao and sister-in-law are the protagonists tonight, I can't steal the limelight." ”

The crowd frantically took an empty bottle of mineral water, in which a chopstick was placed, and the monkey said loudly: "No external force is allowed, the two of them must use their tongues to take the chopsticks out of the bottle and it will be over." Brother Tao, this is a test of the tacit understanding between you and Lili's sister-in-law. ”

After speaking, everyone hugged Shen Tao and Chang Lili and stepped forward and began to clamp chopsticks.

Chang Lili raised her delicate chin and said with a proud smile: "You don't need to push, we will do it ourselves." As he spoke, he stretched out his lilac tongue and worked hard with Shen Tao's tongue, trying to put the chopsticks against it to get out of the bottle. I just tried a few times without success.

Where has the young onlookers seen such a battle, one by one they looked at the "beautiful scenery" in front of them with their eyes open.

"Ah...... Ah......h

The fat man shouted and pointed at Chang Lili, and unconsciously stepped back, followed by a few shouts. Everyone ran in the direction of the door, and after I stood by the door and pushed everyone out, I slammed the door shut and put a talisman on the door. Prevent Chang Lili and the others from escaping.

When the room was full of people, I slapped my head violently, and miscalculated one thing, Shen Tao was drunkenly smirking at me, "Fengzi...... Come... Drink ......"

Seeing that I kept gesturing my hands, when Shen Tao turned around, it was estimated that the wine had already woken up for most of the time, and the originally beautiful daughter-in-law now had her two eyeballs hanging down on her face, and maggots fell down from time to time in the black hole eye sockets. The nose was also rotten with only two holes, and rotting flesh hung from the cheekbones.

Shen Tao screamed, fell to the ground, supported the ground with both hands, and kept moving backwards.

I think such an unforgettable wedding, let alone a lifetime, I guess I will never forget it for a few lifetimes. I hurriedly stepped forward and dragged Shen Tao behind me, and said, "Since they are all dead, what are you still greedy for?" ”

The closed room was instantly filled with the smell of rotting meat, and after passing through the cave, the resistance was stronger, but he was only a little sick to his stomach, but he didn't vomit.

"Giggle......" Chang Lili's original cherry mouth is now gone, leaving only her yellow teeth exposed. Xu is rot is serious, her vocal cords have been damaged, and Chang Lili, who has recovered her true body, can only giggle.

As the temperature in the house got warmer, several of the other bridesmaids showed varying degrees of decay. The five flower-like women turned into a pile of carrion in an instant.

Shen Tao behind him seemed to have woken up, probably thinking of sharing a bed with Chang Lili for many days and doing indescribable things, this time he was sick to his stomach and vomited dimly.

I grabbed Shen Tao's collar with my backhand and wanted to push him out of the door, but Chang Lili had already waved her hands and attacked, and maggots kept falling on her body.

I endured the nausea, danced the Ruyi stick into a round shield, blocked Chang Lili and the others, and shouted to Shen Tao behind me: "Don't go out quickly." ”

Shen Tao was already frightened, and when he heard my shout, he hurriedly climbed to the door with his hands and feet, unscrewed the doorknob and ran out.

I scolded my grass, this girl didn't close the door, did she want to let these rotting corpses out and harm people?

As soon as the door opened, the fat man and they all came over, it didn't matter what they saw, the fat man rolled his eyes and fainted. I shouted at the still calm mouse, "Close the door." ”

The rat was also alert, and reached out to close the door.

I breathed a sigh of relief, everyone was safely out, and I could use 120% of my heart to deal with these disgusting carrion corpses.