Chapter 51: What the hell is it?

I clenched my fists with both hands, looking at Chang Lili, who was fearless, although I don't beat women, but the woman in front of me was too TM to beat, I gritted my teeth and said: "As long as you don't make a mistake, we will naturally be fine." Otherwise......"

"How else? What else can you do with me? Chang Lili curled her fingers around the curls of her sideburns, walked up to me gracefully, put her jade hand on my shoulder and said with a smile.

There was a strong smell of perfume, but the tip of my nose was close enough to get close to the smell of the perfume mixed with the fragrance of the perfume, mixing into an indescribable smell.

I reached out and knocked Chang Lili's hand away, and said coldly, "What can I do with you?" You'll know when you've suffered a loss. ”

"Giggle......" Chang Lili seemed to hear a joke, and the flowers and branches of laughter trembled. At the end, he held his waist and said, "Aren't all monks compassionate?" Can Fengzi bear to embarrass me, a weak woman? ”

The scene in front of me suddenly became a little ghostly, and my mind was in a trance. At this moment, the Buddha's palm "squeaked" on the tree. I reacted as a spirit-stirring person.

Stretched out his hand and bit his middle finger, and then pointed at Chang Lili's eyebrows.

Chang Lili didn't seem to expect me to wake up so quickly, covering her forehead and saying viciously: "Fengzi, you are so ruthless." ”

The blood of the middle finger is the most yang thing, and it has no effect on ordinary people, but looking at the smoke coming out of Chang Lili's forehead, and the sound of the skin and flesh being melted. I exclaimed, "What the hell are you?" ”

Chang Lili didn't know what to do, and when she raised her head again, she had already returned to her normal color, with a smile on her face. How can there be a painful appearance before, "I can't imagine that you, a little monk, still have some concentration, and can actually escape my psychedelic technique." Just this finger, I wrote it down. I'll settle accounts with you another day. ”

I saw that Chang Lili seemed to be about to escape, so I hurriedly used a big move to block in front of Chang Lili, and said, "If you don't make it clear today, don't think about leaving." ”

After speaking, I punched Chang Lili's face door. Chang Lili also thought that I, a little monk, were so decisive and ruthless, and her toes touched the ground, and her body quickly retreated backwards, dodging my punch.

With a look of anger on his face, he said, "Don't be embarrassed. Sister, when I came out to mingle, you didn't know where it was? As he spoke, he turned his fingers into claws and struck at me, his long nails like sharp daggers.

"This village is covered by me, you can't make trouble here." I snorted coldly.

"It's really salty and don't worry about eating radish, do you think you are a Buddha? How can you manage the affairs of the world if you want to? "Chang Lili's body style is very peculiar and fast. It's almost an afterimage. Rao is a little more sensitive than others, and I also received a few paws from her, and the wound hurts hotly.

I took out the Ruyi stick from the Qiankun bag, directly took one end of the Ruyi stick, and swept thousands of troops, pulling away the distance between me and Chang Lili. As the saying goes, an inch is long and an inch is strong, and an inch is short and an inch is dangerous. I will be like the tiger and the tiger of the stick dance.

Chang Lili saw that my defense was not leaky, and said with a smile: "I can't see that you kid still has some skills." It's not too early today. I'm going back to rest. ”

Before he could finish speaking, he pounced on me. When I was distracted, when I reacted, I had to hold the ruyi stick horizontally to block the nails on Chang Lili's hands.

Who knew that this Chang Lili was very cunning, she turned over in mid-air, stepped on the Ruyi stick with her feet, and quickly disappeared into the woods with the power of the rebound.

And I took a few steps back to stabilize my figure, and when I looked at it again, there was still Chang Lili's shadow.

I secretly scolded my grass, originally planned to let the Buddha palm lead out Chang Lili, so as to probe her bottom, but I didn't want to find the bottom, and tossed for most of the night.

I whistled, and there was a sound in the woods, and the Buddha's palm jumped on my shoulder, and I took out a banana from the Qiankun bag and gave it to the Buddha's palm.

I didn't pay attention to it before, and I almost caught Chang Lili's way. Fortunately, even if the Buddha's palm wakes me up, otherwise the consequences will be unimaginable.

I'm still too young, so why don't I have any sense of vigilance. Then I thought that anyway, I am in the village now, staring at Chang Lili, and I don't think anything big will happen.

It's just that I tossed for most of the night and got nothing, which is really a nest fire.

The next morning I was woken up by the sound of the rain outside, I stretched out my head out of the bed, a cool breeze blew, this autumn rain was cold, the temperature really dropped a lot.

I still didn't feel at Shen Tao's house, so I got dressed and trotted all the way to Shen Tao's house. When I entered the house, the family was eating breakfast.

Chang Lili is wearing a clean and refreshing dress today, without makeup, and the whole person looks like a college student. was helping to carry the pickles, and when he saw me coming, he greeted me with a smile: "Fengzi is here." Have you had breakfast? If you don't eat it, you can eat it together, and you can add a bowl and chopsticks. "It's like a housewife.

Today's Chang Lili is wearing jeans with a short-sleeved T-shirt and a high ponytail, looking like she was a different person yesterday. I looked closely at the center of her eyebrows, and there was not even the slightest mark. was secretly pondering, Shen Tao took my hand and quipped: "Your sister-in-law is good-looking, it is recognized, if you look at it like this, I will be jealous." ”

I sneered and said, "I can't control a big beauty like my sister-in-law." ”

After eating breakfast together, Chang Lili also reversed yesterday's arrogance and went to the kitchen to help wash the dishes very diligently.

When I saw that Chang Lili was not there, I took Shen Tao's words and complimented: "Brother Tao, a beauty like my sister-in-law, why was you deceived?" ”

Shen Tao looked left and right, and said in a mysterious whisper: "Secret." ”

"Then you're going to get married, do you know what's going on in your sister-in-law's house?" Seeing that Shen Tao didn't answer, I asked a different question.

Shen Tao frowned and thought for a long time, and muttered, "What did Lili do when she was at home?" Have I been to their house before? ”

I asked again: "Then if you get married, if your father-in-law's family doesn't come to participate, it won't be a thing?" ”

Shen Tao still looked pensive, and Chang Lili came to the hall at some point and said, "That's the case." Brother Tao and I plan to hold two weddings, one in the city and one in the countryside. In this way, there is an explanation for both parents. Tao'er, don't you say? ”

Chang Lili smashed Shen Tao, who looked like a god thing, asked. Shen Tao's eyes had some brilliance, and he nodded and smiled: "Everything is up to my daughter-in-law." ”

I saw that Chang Lili was coming, and it was inconvenient to ask anything, so I shirked something at home and went home. When I passed by Chang Lili's side, I whispered, "Don't play tricks on me." ”

Chang Lili smiled: "If you play tricks, how can you bear me?" ”

When I went out, I saw Shen Tao's mother carrying a bag of things and throwing them into the garbage heap. In the open mouth of the snakeskin bag, the corpses of several dead chickens and ducks were revealed.

"Auntie, what are you throwing here? A big bag. I asked curiously.

Shen Tao's mother said very regretfully: "Last night, it was estimated that there were weasels in the house." Several chickens and ducks died. It's a shame. They weigh two pounds......."