The little boy's eyes were rolling smartly, as if he was considering some small plan.

The big black dog's saliva dragged the elder one, staring at the glutinous rice bucket in the kitchen and salivating, but he didn't dare to step into the threshold.

Bu Yu took out a yellowed bone plate from the cabinet, which was covered with dense knife marks,

"Lao Tzu is kind, cook another meal for your little brothers, after eating this meal, go back to their own homes, find their own mothers, OK?"

"Good!"

The little boy then cracked his mouth and smiled sweetly, yes, cracked.

Two long bloody and blurred cracks tore directly behind the root of the ear, and a mouthful of black blood gushed out together.

"Hey, hey, saliva is flowing to the ground, wipe it quickly."

"Oh oh..."

The bone plate is a raw cow bone, the kind of complete bone plate that does not release the blood of the heavenly spirit, and it is the most common yin object.

As the saying goes, people eat yang and ghosts eat yin, and spirits, that is, ghosts, are not touched by the fireworks of the world, and they can't even enter the kitchen.

Otherwise, how can the common folk exorcism supplies be a combination of chopsticks, rice bowls, kitchen knives, glutinous rice, etc.

There is a reason for this:

Bowls, chopsticks, kitchen knives and other things are used all year round, not only the "human" spirit, but also the fire of "yang" fire.

If a little ghost really got into the kitchen, it would not be a joke to be poked to ashes by a chopstick.

Having said that, those fireworks sacrifices in the yang world are naturally not easily enjoyed by ghosts, and some even avoid them.

However, this is not a problem for Booyu.

Rub a ball of Tianling cover bone powder and a big blue and black catfish, as long as the belly meat is stirred together, simmer a pot of two rice, and then go to the back door to pull a handful of willow leaves and soak them in water and cover the rice, and a bowl of underworld food that is not very good will be placed on the threshold.

The big black dog and the little boy bowed their heads and sniffed greedily at the steaming heat in the bowl until the willow leaves began to wilt.

"Hiccup~!"

The catfish rice that covered the fire was obviously very sweet, and the little boy burped and smiled embarrassedly.

He smiled and felt that his eyes were crooked, the age of the ghost naturally could not be counted by appearance, it had long been frozen at the moment when he died, it looked like a little boy, and the ghost knew how many years he had been hanging here.

"Let's go, let's go, hurry up, the master has been here for two years, and you have been rubbing the food with this for two years, after the master is gone, hurry up and get your wish, what should you do."

"Yes."

A breeze blew, and the little boy and the big black dog disappeared like frost flowers in August.

Bu Xuan spewed two breaths from his nostrils,

"Obsessed and obsessed, life is not as motivated as this time, where is there so much bullshit when you die, and the stinky problems that are used to it!"

"Bu Xu!"

Manager Gou stood at the door with the big secretary with his nose covered and glanced at the kitchen with disgust.

Manager Gou shouted,

"This is the contract you signed with the company, you have no reason to resign now, you have to pay the company 160,000 yuan for breaking the contract, do you still want to leave? What do you take away? ”

Bu Yu laughed, "Is there a second copy of this thing?" ”

"What are you going to do! Let me tell you, there is surveillance video here, and you want to grab the contract? Don't be afraid to go in and eat the nest, you will grab it! ”

"Is that any?"

Bu Yu snapped his fingers,

"Smack."

The crisp sound echoed through the narrow stairwell, indescribably eerie.

Manager Gou and the big secretary's eyes instantly rolled up like dead fish, and the corners of their mouths drooled.

Bu Yu put the knife belt on his back, took the contract and looked at it and handed it back to Manager Gou.

"Hmm, tear it up, remember to put the 160,000 contract breach compensation on my card, remember?"

Manager Gou crooked his mouth and said,

"Hehe... Hehe... Good... I remembered... Indemnity..."

Bu Yu nodded with satisfaction, turned around and left, and when he was about to leave the lobby, he turned around and ran back.

"Phew."

Bu Yu spat into the palm of his hand and rubbed it hard.

"Gou said, I've wanted to do this for a long time."

After that, he screwed hard in the turbulent place of the big secretary with a hideous smile.

"Cool! Fuck it! ”

A quarter of an hour after Bu Yan left, the two of them came to their senses at the same time.

The big secretary let out a scream, slapped Manager Gou in the face, and covered his chest and his face was white.

"How many times have I told you, the old lady and the baby have spent more than 200,000 long, and the vicious dogs seem to be grabbing food all day long, how about not seeing a woman?"

Scolded and left.

Manager Gou covered his face, his eyes full of confusion.

Half a day before rubbing his face and saying,

", stinky, it's against you, you get back to Lao Tzu!! Never mind... The compensation hasn't been paid yet... Hehe, stinky, wait until I'm done with my business, see how I pick you up! ”

After a few clicks, he tore the contract to shreds and threw it in the trash, and chased after it.

...

The little sheep walking on the street didn't want it anymore, kept shaking his hands, and muttered with disgust on his face,

"It's a loss, it's an impostor, it's a loss, I've been drooling so many times, it's bad luck, if you don't have a full set of big swords, you can't go to this bad luck... Lao Tzu is still a little virgin with yellow flowers... Loss, loss..."

"Tick."

I18 in hand, I have the world.

Bu Yu looked at the text message and reminded that 160,000 oceans had arrived.

"Hey, the bonus deducted for more than two years is not so much, it's enough."

Bu Yu has sacrificial spiritual blood, which is rare in the world, and he has been used to seeing strange things since he was a child, and naturally he has learned a lot of strange doorways.

The "trick" to deal with Manager Gou is just one of them, to put it bluntly, this product is not hypnotic or exorcist, and the soul raised by a psychic blood is more than a hundred times stronger than ordinary people, and he forcibly tampered with the memories of others with his own thoughts, which was extremely simple and rude.

This kind of tampering didn't last long, and at most ten and a half days and a half Manager Gou could find out that something was wrong, but by then, it was too late to say anything.

"Tick."

I18 rang again, Bu Yu picked up the phone,

"Hello?"

There was a terrible howl from that side,

"Bu Xu, this time it's Lao Tzu's turn to grieve, the deceased pesticide, stop taking it!"

"Grief you big watermelon, get out!"

Bu Yu hung up the phone directly.

The surname of this goods is Li Chunxiao, and the name is coquettish.

He is a classmate of Bu Yu's technical school, a pure Internet addict teenager who can no longer be pure, and he has collected all the heroes of the Canyon of the Dead but is still a pit daddy of bronze scum.

I don't need to be in the right place to learn a good cook, I do live broadcasts all day long to sell cute pesticides, and occasionally turn over in the middle of the night and make a few supper with a good skin, and I fascinated a group of little sisters and cried and shouted that I would not marry, and the tickets were also followed by a loud noise, just like a strong wind.

"Mad, dumbfounded, don't do your job, don't cry and shout in a few days to come to Lao Tzu to eat Lao Tzu's name and write it upside down!"