Before Bu Yu finished thinking about how to deal with this thing when the time came, the phone rang again.

"What the hell do you kid want to do? Out of money? Call Grandpa Abu, but I can consider lending you twenty to buy a boxed lunch with meat. ”

Li Chunxia scolded,

"Fuck your uncle, master, I'll use you for relief? You're dead, wait for the master to burn you paper... I heard that the recent class reunion is set in Rongcheng..."

He didn't pay attention to what was said at all.

Bu Yu is not a gregarious person, he doesn't understand in his heart what the so-called classmates who have studied in a well-known international technical school have something to gather.

Ages range from 14 to 58, from delinquent teenagers who have quit their addiction to the Internet to bankrupt businessmen, and even a class of classmates has no time to talk a word or two every day, either at the blazing stove or sitting in an excavator through two layers of glass and the roar of machinery.

Isn't it interesting to meet classmates who you may not be able to meet again?

Well, if it's with the makeup artist next door... Hey, hey, hey...

"Hey, hey, hey, are you listening to Ben Gongzi..."

Only then did Bu Yu come back to his senses,

"Listen to you big watermelon, don't go!"

I hung up the phone for the second time and was refreshed.

Sometimes the meaning of life is so concise and clear, hang up someone a few times when you have nothing to do, and you will feel that it is really fucking happy to live.

Bu Yu is now in the stage of getting rich overnight, and the whole person is excited, and his face is full of red light.

Withdraw the money, go back to the rental house that resembles a shantytown, and throw a wad of brand-new tickets on the landlord's desk.

The dry and thin landlord was immediately stunned, but it was her wife, who held on to the money regardless of it.

"Ouch, Xiaobu, what kind of wind is blowing you here today?"

Bu Yu Dao,

"150,000, the money has arrived, where is the house book."

“...”

The landlord's wife swallowed her saliva,

"Xiaobu, 150,000 is not a small amount, you are... I didn't do anything illegal or undisciplined..."

"What do you say?"

"Hehe... Ha ha... Auntie is just kidding, tomorrow, early tomorrow morning, I will go through the transfer procedures! ”

Bu Xuan turned around and went back to the house.

The voice of the landlord and the landlord's wife came faintly,

"This kid, did you take the wrong medicine? Where did the money come from? ”

"it, penny... Haha, the old lady is rich. ”

"Be quiet, and let him hear it."

The place where Bu Yu lives is called a community, and if it is not good, this is a hot potato on the one-third of an acre of land in Rongcheng.

Not to mention the dirty and messy small streets and alleys around, and in the northeasternmost suburbs, even if you buy a car, you have to walk two kilometers to get out of the alley and take the car, don't even think about driving in.

In the past, the landlord used to use this to give Bu Yu a scolding,

"As poor as you are, if you can come up with 200,000... No, 150,000, Lao Tzu will transfer the house to you, hey. ”

The landlord's self-confidence is not in vain, the bungalows in this vicinity, fortunately, can be bought for 150,000 taels, and the landlord only dares to offer 200,000 yuan because his house is big and has a yard.

Well, the advertisement has been hanging for more than two years, and the price has dropped again and again, and no one cares.

After returning to his small room, Bu Yu felt that the impulse was really the devil, and he hadn't covered the hot money yet, and it was gone in a blink of an eye.

Unlike usual, thinking that he would take on a new job on Monday, Bu Yu's heart was full of anticipation.

It's not just 300 per hour, but also the urgency of the "plane".

Evil forces?

Demons?

What exactly should it look like?

With this in mind, Bu Yu downloaded a lot of zombie ghost movies, and it was a day and a night to watch.

Bu Xu, who had never reviewed his homework so seriously, was a little dizzy, and looked up at his watch, it was ten o'clock in the morning on Monday!

"it??"

Bu Yu's face was full of confusion, this and this, Lao Tzu was going to be late for the first day of work?

Pick up the I18, the mobile phone will send a friendly prompt tone,

"After signing in, please pay attention to safety when you are working, come to work happily, and go home safely."

“... Wait, wait a minute, didn't you say good interdimensional work, what about the stargate? What about the traverser? ”

After a long walk, Bu Yu realized that something was wrong.

The house is still its own small room, but it is full of dust and cobwebs, and the furnishings are completely different.

It looks like no one has lived in it for a long time, and there is no familiar large poster of Mr. Hata at the head of the bed.

I also changed into a wide black trench coat, and my left chest was heavy, and when I opened it, I saw that it was a big revolver.

“...”

Fully automated work?

Bu Yu couldn't help but sigh,

"Already, it's already there?"

"Bang!"

There was a loud bang as the old wooden planks broke down, and the landlord and his wife, who was incredibly fat, each had a large kitchen knife in their hands.

"Who, hands up!"

"Thief?"

"Fat aunt, I, Abu..."

Bu Yu hurriedly shouted.

The fat aunt frowned and looked at Bu Xu,

"Where did the neurosis come from, the old lady recognized her relatives here!"

But the landlord said,

"The eyes are still black, it's a person... It's not easy to see a fresh face once, ha, boy, where did you come from? ”

“...”

The landlord and the fat aunt don't seem to know us anymore?

So Bu Yu began his performance,

"Who am I?"

"Where am I?"

"Where am I from?"

"Where am I going?"

The landlord put down the kitchen knife and laughed,

"Okay young man, stop acting, I haven't eaten for a long time, come on, come on, just taste your brother Liu's craftsmanship."

Bu Yu was escorted to the living room by a fat aunt with a blank face.

Unlike the original overgrown yard, it was surrounded by high walls and a thick barbed wire fence covered with thistle spikes.

It is airtight, like an easy to defend and difficult to attack.

Bu Yu swallowed his saliva, this world seems to be different from what he imagined?

The potatoes and cabbages in the yard are growing gratifyingly, and more importantly, the vegetable porridge brought by the fat aunt is lit with sesame oil, which is full of fragrance.

The landlord, Lao Liu, gave Bu Yu a bowl, "Vegetable porridge, how about it." ”

Bu Yu subconsciously took it,

"Can you give me a small plate, the master hasn't eaten it yet... it... Why didn't my master bring it here!! ”

The fat aunt whispered regretfully,

"Lao Liu, I'm afraid this kid is not a fool... I don't know how to get into our house, alas, it's a pity, it's not easy to meet a young man who is still alive at such a big age. ”

Uh, why do you always think they're playing with some weird idea?

Lao Liu looked at Bu Yu intently,

"Cough, the girl from the old Wang family definitely doesn't dislike it, it doesn't matter if she's stupid, just bring it, besides, this kid is not bad, eat more meat and raise him to be fat for nothing, so a little teaching, turn off the lights at night and definitely work hard, you don't know, fools are affordable, a tendon."

"So, the old king can also hold his grandson?"

Bu Yu almost squirted out all the hot porridge in his mouth, and it was over, and he fell into the thief's den.