Chapter 0149: The Collapsed Wang Dong
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"I don't want to go on, ah......h......hhhhhh
After being pitted in the first level, Wang Dong keenly felt that the person who designed these levels was either a dull soul or a bastard, in short, an egg!
Fortunately, after the yogurt pool in TongguΓ² was covered with sticky yogurt, Wang Dongxian was able to use his magic power.
Without saying a word, the magic power directly shook all the yogurt away from his body, feeling the feeling of lightness all over his body, Wang Dong breathed a sigh of relief with happiness, and then began to observe the title of the second level.
"Uh-huh, there's a pool in front of you, oh-oh! And then a wooden sign, uh-huh! Wang Dong walked quickly to the front of the wooden sign, and then began to read.
"From the pool below, find the key to the next level."
In the lower right corner of the wooden card, there is a line of small letters: "Hint: The key is a white card the same size as the star card." β
"Isn't this exactly the same as the first level?" Without saying a word, Wang Dong smashed the wooden plaque to a pulp, and then squatted on the ground and groped for it.
"Tsk, isn't the second level here? Hm. Also. After all, after the first level is pitted, you will start checking the wooden cards immediately. Wang Dong smashed his tongue. Then he groped his chin with an unhappy face.
"Forget it, let's see what it is first, in short, the first level is yogurt, and the second level can't be yogurt." Wang Dong walked to the edge of the pool with a weak face, and then looked inside.
"This color...... This taste...... This familiar viscosity ......" Wang Dong looked at the gray, sticky paste in front of him, and Wang Dong knelt down silently.
What kind of sesame paste is it!!
So, Wang moved the tearful orz.
"One yogurt is enough!! Why is the second level sesame paste? You won't be able to make corn paste in the third level, hey! Wang Dong raised his right hand and covered his face tightly. Gritted his teeth and muttered.
"Whew, anyway, it's sesame paste, although it's just as disgusting, it still doesn't have the unpleasant taste of yogurt." After struggling for a while, Wang Dong silently took off his clothes, and then slowly put them into his star card.
"Anyway, you just don't want Uncle Ben to wear clothes, right, anyway, you just want Uncle Ben to be disgusted in this viscous liquid for a long time, right?" Wang Dong gritted his teeth and stuffed the star card into the shadow space, muttering: "Fortunately, although Xiao Ai is not in the shadow space, there is also zΓ i, otherwise I really don't know what to do with the star card." β
"Three circles on the left and three circles on the right, twisting the neck and twisting the buttocks...... Wang Dong twisted his body on the shore, and then said seriously: "Whew." The teacher said that boys must be prepared before entering the water. Girls don't need it, because only in this way, the girl can excuse cramps and drown, and then the boy goes to save him, and then after he is rescued from the shore, the boy takes the girl to the infirmary to rest, and the teacher in the infirmary is not there, and the boy looks at the girl's delicate body, and then takes out his [beep-] and stuffs it into the girl's mouth, and when the girl wakes up, the two of them can justifiably snap, uh-huh. β
After finishing speaking, Wang Dong nodded thoughtfully, as if this would enhance the truth above...... Ah......h It is the credibility of the mouth beard.
"Tsk, anyway, there are no girls here." Wang Dong, who suddenly appeared with an impactful fact, stopped his activity preparations, and then crossed his waist and smacked his tongue with an unhappy face: "Could it be that Lao Tzu wants to have a good time in the pool with a group of men?" But then ...... Damn, there's no man here. β
Wang Dong covered his face-
Is there anything more pitiful in the world than being able to go to the city pool with your sister, and then the two of you don't have to play at all like squeezing potatoes?
That's that there are no girls going to the pool with you at all.
Is there anything more pitiful in the world than not having a girl go to the pool with you at all?
That's having a bunch of faggets go to the pool with you.
Is there anything saddier than a bunch of faggets going to the pool with you?
That's -- even don't want to go to the pool with you.
"Isn't that the saddest thing to count?" The corners of Wang Dong's mouth twitched a few times, and then suddenly a sadness surged from the bottom of his heart.
"Damn!!" With the wail of a negative dog in life, Wang Dong ran quickly to the edge of the pool, and then jumped hard...... One Hop ...... One Hop ......
"Isn't this layer of grass magically powerful!!" The moment the soles of his feet touched the sesame paste, Wang Dong suddenly roared angrily: "I forgot it!" β
With a "poof", Wang Dong fell into the sesame paste pool - he didn't even get his head in.
"Poof...... Gollum...... Hmmm! Suddenly, a pair of hands stretched out from under the pool, and then waved wildly, and slowly sank again.
"Oh oh oh oh!!" Suddenly, a head came out of the sesame paste, and Wang hurriedly rowed to the shore, and then lay on the shore panting: ", why is it so deep?" β
Five meters by five meters by five meters, that's what this pool is all about.
So Wang Dong, who didn't expect it at all, thought that this pool was the same as the first level, only a little more than one meter, so after jumping down with the help of gravity, Wang Dong's whole person fell into a depth of almost two meters below.
If he hadn't reacted immediately and tossed desperately upward, Wang Dong might have eaten a few bites of this sesame paste - he wanted to vomit when he thought of this.
"Damn, I don't know if this sesame paste is fresh or expired......" Wang looked at this sesame paste with extremely disgusted eyes.
Then again, is this what you hate!? You don't care if anyone else has drilled this sesame paste?
"Tsk, it's definitely not a lot of people coming here, so if someone has drilled it, it must have been a long time ago, and since it's a long time ago, isn't it expired?" Wang Dong said with disdain.
β¦β¦ Maybe you have some freshness preservation ability! This is a star field!
βοΌοΌοΌβ Wang Dong suddenly showed an unbelievable expression that the strawberry cake he bought in June to prepare for Christmas was eaten on Christmas Eve, and muttered, "Actually...... There is still such a loophole...... Do you say ......"
Wang Dong suddenly thought of this sesame paste, maybe there were all kinds of men who had drilled it, maybe there were fat people, or dead, or fox stinky men or the like......
"Hmmm......" Covering his mouth tightly, Wang Dong closed his eyes with twitching corners of his mouth and looked at the ceiling, muttering: "Calm down, calm down Wang Dong, change your mind, well, maybe this sesame paste has been drilled by a beautiful girl!" β
Thinking of this, Wang Dong's eyes suddenly opened, looked at the sesame paste in front of him with extremely sharp eyes, and muttered, "No...... If you think about it carefully, sticky things like yogurt and sesame paste are definitely first-class benefits if they are done by beautiful girls...... That's right, this cliff is drilled for beautiful girls! β
Thinking of this, Wang Dong suddenly realized! As the saying goes, I saved a young girl from being by a bow girl with amazing self-control.
And Wang Dong also relied on his amazing inference ability to interpret the intention of these levels-
"This intent...... There is a hairy use for interpreting it. Wang Dong suddenly sighed, lay on the shore with a deluxed face, and said weakly: "Forget it, let's find a card." β
Climbing ashore in twos and threes, Wang Dong let out a low roar, formed a net with magic power, and then started from the bottom of the pool, and slowly rose from the bottom up.
"With ......" Wang Dong showed something like a card in the information transmitted from the magic power, and the corners of his mouth showed a confident smile in his hand, Wang Dong waved his right hand and quickly put the magic net back.
"Let me see, what is written on it......" Wang Dong took the card and put it in front of him, and looked at it with a smile.
γGuns & Rose Diamond VIP Cardγ
"You're having fun!" Without saying a word, Wang Dong threw the card to the ground, and shouted frantically: "For Mao's card, you have to hide it here...... Huh? β
Wang Dong suddenly grinned, slowly picked up the card, and then looked at the signature in the lower right corner of the back of the card, and slowly read: "Sen Jin...... Rinnosuke...... Who is it? β
"Forget it, put it away first, maybe you can pit this person." Wang Dong silently stuffed the card in his hand into the shadow space, and then continued to condense the magic net.
"Hooked! I take a look at ...... 'Bunny Girls Club of the Night' Diamond Membership Card...... Soul Monster? Keep it and come back! β
"It's coming! I'll take a look at ...... 'Wei [beep---just 500 Star Coin Voucher Card'...... You're kidding me. β
"Here we go again! I'll look at ...... 'Rose Community Motor Vehicle Access Pass'? What the hell are you doing here!? β
Half an hour later, the corners of Wang Dong's mouth twitched and threw aside the card in his hand that read "Tianyu Xingshuo Maintenance", and then said with a twitching face: ", is your pool a card pack that connects everyone in the world?" You've me off. β
Wang, who had a dark face, smashed his right hand into the sesame paste, and roared: "5o hearts pay!" Eat Lao Tzu 11 in a row! ur out! β
(To be continued!)