Chapter 0148: You're Kidding Me
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"Enough! You poor breasts! Just use your barren body to ** your Rick! A big "#" burst out of Elsiebell's forehead, and she said through gritted teeth.
"Huh." Tabassa sneered, then stared at Acebell's eight-year-old girl's body, didn't say a word, and slowly straightened up her **.
"You...... What are you talking about......" Elsie Belle was stunned for a moment, then grinned and said with a smile: "Oops, oops, laughing with an eight-year-old child, tsk, oh hehe." ā
"Now if you win, that's it." Tabassa knows that no matter whether it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's cute, you can push (fog).
"Damn!" Elsie Belle gritted her teeth and looked at Tabassa, who was not in the oil and salt, and then thought viciously, "When the king comes back, I'll suck a little of his blood, hum." ā
However, Elsie Belle didn't know that the current Wang Dongzheng felt a pain coming from the **......
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"Damn, I said this mission is not for me." Wang Dong grinned and gasped, an egg was written on his left face, and a pain was written on his right face.
In front of him was a large wooden sign that read, "Please find the key to the next level from the pool below."
In the lower right corner of the wooden card, there is a line of small letters: "Hint: The key is a white card the same size as the star card." ā
"Hey, oh, I'm cĒo, if this level is a girl, then the cliff is full of welfare." Wang Dong looked at the pool in front of him about one meter deep with a painful face - the depth is not the problem, the problem is ......
"Damn, who Tm poured the yogurt into it?" Wang Dong covered his face and said angrily: "If Ai Xibeier, Xiao Youhua, Xiao Youshi, Yue Yongge and the like jump in, then I must have drunk them all, but ......"
Smash it, smash it, smash it, Wang Dong still decided not to give benefits to readers, or directly use mental power...... Mental power......
"You're having fun!" Wang Dong violently broke the wooden sign in front of him and threw it on the ground: "Mom, a pool of yogurt is especially blocking mental power!" Who specially prepared it! Aren't you afraid of becoming a girl if you're so boring? ā
("Ahh Elric, who was leaning on the sand, sneezed violently, then looked left and right with a confused expression, muttering: "Damn, who mentioned Lao Tzu's black history?" āļ¼
"Forget it, I can't use mental power, I can use magic directly." Wang Dong licked his tongue, anyway, the card is solid, and the yogurt is liquid, isn't it?
"Think about it, well, let the magic form a finger-sized fishing net, and then fish from the bottom of the pool from the bottom to the top......" Wang Dong looked at the pool in front of him, nodded with his hands on his chest, and said, "Okay! Let's start constructing the nets first......"
"You're still a cheater!" Throwing the broken wooden board to the ground again, Wang Dong said with a frenzied face: "Who is so boring! You're kidding me in the Forbidden Demon Realm! This kind of novice village boss is the setting of Deathwing, Black Flame Dragon Yuta, who got it! ā
After panting for a while, Wang Dong covered his forehead with one hand and said to himself: "Calm down Wang Dong, don't blow up because of this s** setting, well, be elegant!" Remember the famous words of Aunt Shichen. ā
Tosaka Tokitomi, the head of the Tosaka family, looked like a noble lady of twenty-five or sixteen years old, with a bewitching figure and a mature countenance, and that graceful temperament - in short, the kind of woman that a little boy would dream of several times at a glance, and her wife, uh, yes, was a wife-
Who told me that the lily is infinitely good but can't be born? You wait for me at the commissary after school, and we'll have a long cutie, and I'll promise to beat you half to death.
Tosaka Shichen's wife is a woman named Tosaka Qili, formerly known as Yanfeng Qili, a woman who has been emotionally suppressed for a long time because she was born into a religious family, and because of this, she has almost no ** - this also leads to zhƬ, she loses the meaning of her life.
After more than twenty years of living like a walking corpse, she met Tosaka Tokitomi, a woman like the sun.
Like a moth to a fire, Yan Feng Qili fell in love with Tosaka Shichen, but because there has been no **, Yan Feng Qili didn't even know that her feelings were love.
So, under the guidance of Du Niang's zombie crowd "Don't think so much, I'll talk about it later", Yan Feng Qili was ...... one night Knocked Shi Chen down.
Please refer to the kind of process - the black-bellied president falls in love with me, my domineering president, the demon president and the angel secretary.
In short, after a series of stories, I learned what an empty person Yan Feng Qili was, and Tosaka Shichen suddenly said-Emma, isn't this the person I'm looking for? Emptiness also represents blankness, ignorance, and no concept of right and wrong.
Because of this, Tosaka Shichen does not have to worry that Yan Feng Qili will be a spy sent by another family, and he does not have to worry that Yan Feng Qili will covet the Tosaka family - don't forget, Tosaka Shichen is a woman, either let a man into the family, otherwise the Tosaka family will be a dowry if he marries.
Feng Qili has no view of right and wrong, so she doesn't have to worry that she won't be able to stand other people's remarks like "you look at the lily", so Tosaka Shichen has been erecting various distorted worldviews in Yan Feng Qili's ears.
And when Wang Dong came to Yuansaka's house because of a mission, the Yanfeng Qili he saw was like this-Shi Chen was right, it was no one else, it was Shi Chen! And -- thank you Shichen!
Well, accidentally pulled away again, back to the point.
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"So you can only go up?" Wang Dong sighed, scratched his head and looked at the yogurt pool in front of him, and then kicked the wooden card in front of him to the side with an angry kick.
The "pop" wooden card fell to the ground on the side, and then fell into pieces in response, Wang Dong didn't look at it, threw the clothes on his body and jumped into the yogurt pool: "When Lao Tzu cheats in the future, he will torture the newcomer like this...... Heheheheha! ā
God is above, and it seems that Wang Dong has broken down.
ā¦ā¦ An hour and a half later......
"I'll you!" Wang Dong, who climbed ashore for the nth time, lay on the shore in an orz posture, gasping for breath, and said: "Ziao, at first I thought about directly putting all the yogurt on the shore, so that it wouldn't be missed, but ......"
But when Wang Dong opened the yogurt, his face was painful, and the yogurt automatically gushed out from under the pool, and then filled the pool again.
"How bad the hell do you want to be?" Wang Dong sighed, and then wondered if he could use other means, for example, Wang Dong directly tore pieces of cloth from shabby clothes to make something like a fishing net, and then ......
"This cliff is playing with me." Wang Dong twitched the corner of his eyes and looked at the yogurt that corroded his clothes, "Damn, why don't you corrode the clothes on my body?" Isn't that smart!? ā
"Ah, no, I feel like I'm dying." Wang Dong sat on the shore, for the first time he had the urge to kill, oh, readers don't like to watch the male protagonist writhing in the white turbid yogurt at all, hey! It's a good girl!
"Huh?" Suddenly, Wang Dong frowned, and he quickly ran to the side of the wooden sign that he had just kicked to the side, and then flipped over the sawdust......
"Huh...... Hehehe...... "Wang Dong looked at the white card in his hand blankly, and its front read-
I can't imagine that the card is actually in the wooden card, eh, hey (