Time is like water, always in a hurry, if you are well...... That's it!

Zuo Xiaoyou wanted to spend five hundred years peacefully, but when he saw his wife running around Huaguo Mountain with six aunts, the warblers were singing and laughing, and he couldn't help but sigh: "Three women have five hundred ducks, and seven women have more than a thousand ducks. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Now Sun Wukong has been pressed under the Five Elements Mountain for three hundred and sixty-four years, and next year will be the day when the Zuo Xiaoyou mother-in-law - the Queen Mother will hold the Pan Tao Party, as the seventh son-in-law of the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother, Zuo Xiaoyou and the Seventh Princess naturally received an invitation, but his six aunts didn't know what to think.

Zuo Xiaoyou has never participated in the Pan Tao Society, and he only participated in the demon slaying banquet more than three hundred years ago, and as a new disciple of Zhen Yuanzi, he was only arranged in the side hall, and he was not qualified to enter the main hall at all and be with the immortals.

As the so-called three-hundred-year-old Hedong and three-hundred-year-old Hexi, who would have thought that a little apprentice in the side hall would suddenly become the son-in-law of the Jade Emperor's Queen Mother and obtain the qualification to participate in the Pan Tao Club?

With curiosity, of course Zuo Xiaoyou wants to participate in the banquet, but all the immortals participate in the banquet, and they always have to follow the order. For example, his master, Zhen Yuanzi, will send two ginseng fruits every time. Although Zuo Xiaoyou has also collected a lot of good things in the past 300 years, it is relatively speaking, if you want to follow your mother-in-law's part, it seems that it is not enough.

At this time, the Seven Fairies were taking their six sisters to play in Huaguo Mountain, but Zuo Xiaoyou was scratching her head and thinking about the incident.

Heaven and earth treasures, Jindan magic weapons or something, there is no shortage of father-in-law and mother-in-law, unless it is the kind of extremely high quality. This road doesn't work at all, although he is the son-in-law of the Jade Emperor, but there are not many good things, maybe a few can be handled, but those things are the treasures he values the most, and it is impossible to give them as gifts.

In order to eat two peaches, it is not cost-effective to give away your baby!

If you can't get good things, you can only take shortcuts.

With a huge amount of knowledge in modern society, it is not difficult to come up with some small things of 'strange and obscene skills', such as the music box, which is called a necessary artifact for gift-giving through ancient times.

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"Brother-in-law, what are you doing?" In the evening, after a day of playing, when they returned to the Water Curtain Cave, the Seven Fairies saw that Zuo Xiaoyou was polishing something, and couldn't help but be curious, and the three fairies were the first to run over and asked.

"A gift for my mother-in-law." Zuo Xiaoyou glanced at her and smiled.

"Gifts?" At this time, the seven fairies all came over, and the seventh princess asked, "Xianggong, what gift do you want to give your mother?" ”

"Confidentiality." Zuo Xiaoyou smiled.

"It's still a secret!" The other fairies were unhappy: "It doesn't seem to be a natural treasure, brother-in-law, this thing you made is going to be given to your mother, don't be looked down upon by your mother, and smash you in the face on the spot." ”

Zuo Xiaoyou sighed: "No way, who made me poor!" I can only find a way to make some kitsch gadgets, and I hope my mother-in-law will like it. If you don't like it, it really smashes me in the face, and I can only admit it. ”

"Xianggong, no." Seeing that Zuo Xiaoyou said so miserably, the seventh princess was distressed, so she hurriedly grabbed his hand and said, "Don't worry, the concubine has a dragon ball from the Dragon Palace of the East China Sea, presumably my mother must like ......it."

"No need." Zuo Xiaoyou interrupted her words, and looked at her with gentle eyes: "I believe in being a husband." ”

The seventh princess stared into Zuo Xiaoyou's eyes, for a moment, smiled slightly, and hummed softly: "I believe in Xianggong." ”

When the six aunts saw this scene, they were so envious: It would be nice if our husband could be like my brother-in-law in the future.

The six single dogs were hit, ate two handfuls of dog food, and returned to the Heavenly Palace the next day, and the peach of the Pan Tao Club still asked them to pick it!

A few days later.

The seventh princess looked at this music box that was full of brilliance and emitted beautiful notes, her eyes were full of psychedelic ~ phantom colors, and then she tightly tugged on the sleeves of Zuo Xiaoyou, shaking from side to side: "Husband, I want it too." ”

Left small right: "......"

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Seeing that the day of the peach banquet was getting closer and closer, Zuo Xiaoyou started the mountain guarding array, told the monkeys not to run around, and took the seven princesses to Wuzhuang Temple, and went to the peach banquet with Zhen Yuanzi.

Seeing Zuo Xiaoyou and the Seventh Princess, Zhen Yuanzi was very happy, and after pulling some homely things, he asked with a smile: "Xiaoyou, when you go to the Peach Club this time, have you prepared a congratulatory gift?" If there is none, then get two ginseng fruits from the teacher! ”

Zuo Xiaoyou said: "Master Lao is concerned, and the disciple has prepared a congratulatory gift, so he won't bother Master." ”

"Senior brother, what kind of congratulatory gift are you preparing? Is it monkey wine? Or is there something new? Qingfeng couldn't help but ask.

"......" Zuo Xiaoyou smiled helplessly: "Senior sister, although the monkey wine is delicious, it is not as full of aura as the Heavenly Court Immortal Wine; The new dishes should not be used as congratulatory gifts, otherwise my father-in-law and mother-in-law will be furious, and the younger brother and wife will have no good fruit to eat. ”

"Don't talk nonsense." Zhen Yuanzi whipped the dust on Qingfeng's buttocks, and the painful Qingfeng screamed, only to feel that he had lost face in front of his junior brother and junior brother and sister, but he didn't dare to get it back, and he was about to be hurt internally.

Seeing that the breeze was wilting, Zhen Yuanzi smiled and said, "Since we have prepared a gift, then you and I will go to the banquet together!" Turning his head to Mingyue, who was grinning and stealing fun, he said, "Mingyue, you go and fight two ginseng fruits." ”

"Yes, Master." Mingyue hurriedly stood up and bowed down and retreated solemnly.

"I'll go too." Qingfeng had just been slapped by the master, and he had no face to stay here, so he quickly ran away with Mingyue. Hearing the ridicule of Mingyue hip-hop in the distance, as well as Qingfeng's shame and coquettishness, Zhen Yuanzi shook his head helplessly: "These two girls, if they had the stability of the little right, they would not have cultivated for thousands of years, but they are so weak." ”

Zuo Xiaoyou smiled and said: "Master, don't be too strict, the two senior sisters are lively and lovely, they can be regarded as two streams in the Wuzhuang Temple, which makes the Wuzhuang View more colorful, if it is too restrictive, it is not beautiful." ”

"You're just too attached to them." Zhen Yuanzi scolded with a smile and said, "As a teacher, I am also afraid that they will cause trouble in the future." ”

"Master, don't worry, although the two senior sisters have a temperament, they act in a very measured manner, and they will be fine." Zuo Xiaoyou said: "Besides, the two senior sisters rarely leave Wuzhuang Temple, and with the master pressing the formation here, what trouble can they cause?" Master was too worried. ”

"I hope so." Zhen Yuanzi just said casually, and said two good words, and the matter was over. When Qingfeng and Mingyue came back from beating two ginseng fruits, Zhen Yuanzi took the two of them and went to Heaven with Zuo Xiaoyou and the Seventh Princess.