On the third day of the first month of March, the queen mother's birthday, the queen mother had a grand party on the same day, with peach as the staple food, feasting the immortals, and the immortals rushed to celebrate her birthday. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info so it is called Pan Tao Club.

The peach meeting is grand and solemn, and the low-level immortals should pay attention to their behavior at the peach meeting, otherwise it is easy to cheat and be severely punished.

For example, the general of the roller shutter (Sha Monk) was punished for falling into the mortal world simply because he accidentally broke a glass cup (a glazed vessel for holding things, which is actually a lamp) at the Pan Tao Meeting; And Marshal Tianpeng (Zhu Bajie) was punished for sexually harassing Miss Chang'e, the number one courtesan in the Tiangong after drinking, and was reincarnated in the mortal world, and turned into a pig due to an operation error.

Monkey King (Monkey King) was also not qualified to participate in the Pan Tao Society because of his low status, which caused him to be angry and disrupted a Pan Tao Society, and was captured and sentenced to death.

Therefore, the peach will also be a symbol of honor and status for all immortals, and the lowest level must also be a powerful immortal official in the heavenly court. As the son-in-law of the Queen Mother, Zuo Xiaoyou's status is not low, but on an occasion like the Pan Tao Club, it is only barely qualified, but he has taken the relationship of Zhen Yuanzi's closed disciple, coupled with his own more than 400 years of cultivation, coupled with the help of the Nine Turns Golden Pill given by Taishang Laojun, he has become a Da Luo Jin Immortal cultivator, and he can be counted as a small master in the Three Realms, no worse than Sun Wukong who made trouble in the Heavenly Palace back then, and Erlang God is also on par, and his status is rising.

"Brother-in-law, give you the basket." The eldest aunt handed Zuo Xiaoyou a basket, "Come with us to Pan Tao Garden to pick peaches." ”

Left small right: "......"

All right! Picking peaches is also a proof of status improvement, and it's not enough to let you go to such an important place?

There are 3,600 peach trees in the peach orchard. In front of 1,200 plants, the flowers and fruits are tiny, and they ripen once in 3,000 years. There are 1,200 plants in the middle, which are ripe for 6,000 years, and people eat Xiaju and soar, and they are immortal. There are 1,200 plants in the back, purple veined fine nucleus, 9,000 years of ripeness, people eat and live with heaven and earth, the sun and the moon are the same.

Looking at the 'young' peaches in the garden, Zuo Xiaoyou was silent for a moment and asked, "The peaches are not ripe at all, what else are you picking?" ”

The seven fairies were all a little angry: "It's all to blame on that damn monkey, who ate all the ripe big peaches, and only some small peaches that are not yet ripe, even if they have not grown ripe for more than three hundred years." ”

The big fairy sighed: "But the annual peach meeting still has to be held, fortunately, the growth time of this peach is with the nether realm, if it is according to the time of the heavenly realm, even if it is just to eat the immortal peach that ripens once in three thousand years, it will take thirty thousand years." Now it's like three hundred and sixty-five years a year, but it also makes these little peaches in front of them grow up a little. This time, we are here to pick these 3,000-year-old peaches. ”

Zuo Xiaoyou asked: "Father-in-law and mother-in-law have countless magic weapons, and there are Taishang Laojun and other immortals to assist, is there not even a way to accelerate the ripening of the peach?" ”

"Yes, yes." The second fairy said: "Mother's Yaochi gold water can accelerate the growth of peaches, but the peach gold water is precious, and the number of peaches in the peach orchard is large, and my mother is reluctant at all." ”

"Can you only use small peaches to entertain the immortals?" Zuo Xiaoyou said: "Those little gods and immortals are just that, like my master's Three Realms power, but they use such immature, or three-thousand-year-old peaches to entertain, I'm afraid it's not appropriate!" ”

The Seven Fairies all chuckled, and the Seven Princesses said: "Husband, don't worry, of course, these little peaches are only used to entertain the little gods and fairies, and those highly respected Three Realms powers have their own six thousand and nine thousand years of peach entertainment." ”

"Haven't they all been eaten?" Left and right were stunned.

"It was just eaten by the monkey." The three fairies said with a smile: "But the peach tree will grow a stubble in thousands of years, and the ones that grew before were not eaten, but were stored by the father and mother for emergencies." ”

"I see." Suddenly, there was still the previous inventory, no wonder his mother-in-law still held the annual peach party.

But here's the problem.

"Six sisters, you say that my mother-in-law will entertain me with thousands of years of peaches?" Zuo Xiaoyou asked with a smile.

The six fairies immediately giggled, and the seventh princess also pursed her lips and smiled, and said: "Husband, rest assured, now that Husband Jun is in the realm of Daluo Golden Immortal, there are several masters in the heavenly realm, and he will be entertained with nine thousand years of peaches." ”

paused, but sighed lightly: "Even our own daughters can only eat 6,000-year-old peaches every year, and the concubine is so envious of her husband!" ”

"Why envy." Zuo Xiaoyou gently held the soft pancreas of the seventh princess, and said with a smile: "You and I are one husband and wife, and what I eat, I will naturally divide half of the lady." ”

The words were sincere, and the delicate eyes that moved the seventh princess were red, and their heads were lowered. The other six princesses were full of envy, and the lively third princess lamented again and again: "It's good, if only my future husband loved me like my brother-in-law." ”

"yes!" The other five princesses also nodded again and again: "I envy the seventh sister!" ”

"Sisters, don't make fun of my little sister." The seventh princess couldn't stand the 'condemnation' of her sisters, she was delicate and blushing, her head was lowered, and she pulled her left and right to pick peaches. The six princesses behind him smiled coquettishly, but they also became more and more envious of this young sister.

Without the unreliable Sun Monkey in charge of the Pan Tao Garden, the Seven Fairies are free to walk in the Pan Tao Garden. Although the three thousand years old peach has not fully grown, it is no smaller than the peach in the world, and the aroma emitted is also very strong, which makes Zuo Xiaoyou sigh again and again, worthy of being a peach in the heavenly realm, and it is really extraordinary.

I really want to pick up more monkey wine......

Just when Zuo Xiaoyou and his daughter-in-law and six aunts were picking peaches, the Buddha of the West Heaven, the Bodhisattva of the South China Sea Guanyin and other Buddhist powers came one after another, but they did not talk to the immortals, but went directly to the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother.

Rulai smiled slightly, and said: "Your Majesty, Niangniang, fellow Daoists, the momentum of my Buddhism has appeared, and the spread of Buddhism to the east is imperative, I don't know what you have to teach me?" ”

Hearing Rulai's words, the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother just raised their glasses and drank, and they didn't seem to have anything to do with themselves. However, Sanqing and other Daomen powers had a trace of unkindness in their eyes, but they disappeared in an instant.

Taishang Laojun said lightly: "The trend of the times, self-determination is." ”

Rulai had a smile on his face, but he was scolding in his heart: If I can make a self-determination, why should I discuss it with you! The people of the Taoist Sect are insidious and cunning, and my Buddhism must not relax its vigilance, and let these bull noses damage the major affairs of my Buddhism!

When Buddhism and Taoism were intriguing, the Jade Emperor was drinking with the Queen Mother and sneered in his heart: Fight! Fight! It's better to lose both...... No! It's best to lose both, so that my Heavenly Court is the only orthodox of the Three Realms, and my Haotian can become the only master of the Three Realms!