Empty! Empty! Empty! Empty! Empty!

MMP, it's still so empty!

The next few times, although it was not so inch, when Yu Mantang threw out a six-point overall situation, Tang Yixin used a little to make the other party turn the tables, but their luck was not so good, they won several in a row, but there were only bubbles and a blank piece of paper with empty words written in the box.

"Yo! Brother Chen'er, Yilin, have you found the bottle? ”

A blue color flashed in the corner of his eye, and Yu Mantang turned his head to see the two blue team members holding the box in their hands: "Shall we also throw a handful of dice?" If you win, your bottle will be mine. ”

Burst!

The big black cow almost didn't spurt out a mouthful of old blood, so I didn't see you throw the dice just now? Your girl's return is six o'clock, and you haven't made a single mistake, and you throw dice, am I stupid or drunk too much?

"Huh...... Good bye! ”

The big black bull looked down at the box in his hand, and without saying a word, he took the hand of the roaring sister and turned around to leave.

"Don't, Brother Chen'er, business is not benevolent, if you don't play games with me, you won't play, but you can at least tell me where Lao Zhang and Beibi are, I can go to them to play games, I think with our friendship, even if you give me the bottle directly for nothing, it's no problem, you say?"

NMMP！

The big black bull stopped, and after struggling for a long time, he secretly cursed the slut Yu Mantang, so that he had to have this happy internal game of the running men's team with Yu Mantang, and then as he expected, he looked at the two pink dice on the ground with six o'clock upwards, and lost the mysterious water in his hand to the powder team represented by Yu Mantang and Tang Yixin.

"Hey, why did we give him mystical water?"

Seeing that they had just arrived and had not been covered with the mysterious water that had been taken away by someone before it was hot, it was taken away by Yu Mantang and Tang Yixin, and the roaring sister immediately shouted at the big black bull with dissatisfaction, and almost grabbed his neck and collar to open more than a hundred big mouths left and right.

Just now, she didn't understand why the big black bull was ready to leave, but she still stopped and played this game with Yu Mantang, which was a must-lose, just to give the big black bull a face, and she couldn't say it on the spot at that time to slap her partner in the face, so she endured it until now.

"Do you think I'm thinking?"

The big black bull rolled his eyes and stretched out a middle finger at Yu Mantang's back: "But this bastard threatened me just now, if I don't give him the mysterious water, he will go to unite the green team and the red team, and besiege us when he tears the name plate at the end!" ”

Everyone knows the relationship between Yu Mantang and Lao Zhang, just now he and Beibi hugged each other as soon as they met, although what the relationship is except for Lao Zhang, no one else is very clear, but the facts have been witnessed in the eyes of everyone, and there is no problem with the relationship being very close.

With the relationship between Yu Mantang and these two people, will there be any difficulties in forming an alliance once he opens his mouth?

Today, there are a total of five teams of ten people, and Yumantang is naturally an alliance of three teams of six people, even if the big black bull goes to the Deng Qian Alliance, it is also six against four at a disadvantage, this threat, does the big black bull dare to ignore it?

"Huh? He's so ...... Ahem, that's so bad? ”

The big black bull glanced at his sister: "You don't need to change your words, this guy is insidious, I thought he was a good kung fu and a gentleman, but I didn't expect it to be such a sinister and cunning guy." No, we'll have to go to Deng Chao, those three groups are natural alliances, and we have to join forces with the blue team to resist them! ”

Yu Mantang was just joking, didn't he think that the big black cow was serious?

Ally? And those two groups?

In addition to the fact that the combat power of the little cheetah is still considerable, what combat power do you have to speak of for the remaining ones? Even if Lao Zhang's kung fu is good and he is a taekwondo champion, but that is also kung fu on the legs, on the hands?

Hehe, hehe......

So from the very beginning, Yu Mantang didn't plan to form an alliance with several other teams at all, not to mention that as a professional reborn person, the only use of the running man's alliance was that he didn't know about betrayals? In addition to being used to make others jealous, the alliance of the running man is useless!

Even if he betrays the professional household today, Chen He is not there, it is the same.

"How? As I said, the latecomers are on top, what's the use of them running fast? It still depends on wisdom, appearance, and character! ”

After leaving the two big black bulls who were pointing at him with the middle finger, Yu Mantang opened the box, took out the bottle of mysterious water, and shook it at Tang Yixin, who was confused.

“…… May I ask you how you understand wisdom, appearance, and character? ”

Tang Yixin looked at him speechlessly for a long time, and finally asked such a sentence.

"The so-called wisdom is to compare who is insidious and cunning, ruthless, and do everything, winning is called wisdom, and losing is despicable."

Tang Yixin's eyes widened, or everyone, including when it was broadcast later, the audience's eyes involuntarily widened when they heard this.

You're so shameless, does your family know it?

Also, is it really good to say this kind of thing openly in front of everyone?

You're really a monkey, if you're happy, you're going to the sky, and if you're unhappy, you're going to explode on the spot!

"Is this what you call wisdom? What about appearance and character? ”

A frantic voice sounded behind him, and when he looked back, it was the yellow team composed of Deng Qian and Nazha, also holding a box in his hand.

"By the way, I ran into Chen'er halfway just now, and it is said that he originally found the mysterious water, but you took him away?"

When they came over just now, Deng Qian and Nazha ran into the big black bull and the roaring sister, and after the big black bull's bloody and tearful accusation, by the way, the pink, red, and green teams of the natural alliance put this huge threat there, the two teams also reached a consensus and initially joined forces.

"Brother Qian, don't spew blood and slander Zhongliang! Like me, who is handsome, sunny, handsome, and mighty, at first glance, he is a righteous and upright existence, how can he deceive people? ”

Vomit~

Listening to Yu Mantang's shameless boasting, not to mention that these three people were vomited in disgust, even the photographer couldn't help shaking the lens, indicating that his situation at this time was not very stable.

"Is it really okay that you're so shameless and narcissistic? Does Mr. Pan know? ”

"What is shameless narcissism? Brother Bank, although you are old and presbyopia, but you look at my white and neat teeth, how can you open your eyes and say that I have no teeth? If you frame me and slander me like this, won't your conscience really hurt? ”

Burst~

Deng Qian was angry and vomited three liters of blood by Yu Mantang's shameless appearance, if it wasn't for Nazha on the side who quickly supported him, he would have vomited blood and died at this time, and he couldn't afford to fall to the ground!

"Okay, okay, don't make trouble, tell me how you understand your appearance and character?"

Seeing Deng Qian looking around looking for a brick, ready to smash this brazen man who had never seen it before, in order to return the world to a bright future, Tang Yixin quickly diverted the topic and drew the attention of several people back.

"Appearance, appearance is to see who stinks and is shameless, who is shameless, and who spits on himself. As for character? That is who is wolf-hearted, backsliding, untrustworthy, denied his six relatives, exterminated humanity, and lost his conscience. ”

Everyone stared at him speechlessly, including the Green and Red teams, who came right behind with the mysterious water.

"Is it really okay that you're so shameless?"

Yu Mantang shrugged: "What's wrong?" Win or lose, but that's it! Isn't it, Brother Money? ”

Looking at Yu Mantang, who raised his eyebrows at himself, Deng Qian really had the urge to swipe the mysterious water bottle in his hand over, and tell him what the silver bottle was called a burst of water slurry!

"Okay, now please get on the boat and set off, go to the competition venue for the next part, each boat can be two teams, please upload it in the order of finding the mysterious water, and each boat will depart at an interval of five minutes."

Two teams in one boat?

One, two, three...... They're five teams, right?

In other words, the first four teams to find the Mystic Water will be in a boat with others, while the blue team that finds the Mystic Water last can ride alone in a boat?

Everyone stared at the director with wide eyes - director, did you get the script backwards?

"In this situation, I suddenly want to sing a song!"

Yu Mantang and Deng Qian two teams of four people got on the boat, and set off one step ahead of the other teams, not long after, Yu Mantang suddenly remembered a song.

"The cold ice rain is shooting indiscriminately on the face, the sad tears are mixed with the cold rain, the director of the pit father, the conscience is very bad, your ruthlessness is wandering around, you are like an executioner who betrayed me, my heart seems to be slaughtered by a knife, the director is too scoundrel, who will be willing to compete for the decline of the soup chicken, who will not be helpless, all I am innocent and cute and do not understand, the bad ...... of the world"

Feeling the cold raindrops that suddenly fell from the sky and smashed on his body, Yu Mantang could only take off his shirt and open it on the top of the heads of the two girls, and then sang the classic songs that Liu Tianwang had lost in this world, not to mention, and changed the lyrics to blood and tears accusation.

"Poof!"

Originally, because of the sudden rain, they were drenched in soup, and the two girls who were full of resentment and depressed were suddenly burst out laughing, and finally pestered Yu Mantang to learn this lyric, and loudly complained about the director's black heart in the rain!

"Wait, you listen......"

Not far behind, Lao Zhang's green team and Beibi's red team sat together, originally saw the rain outside, and remembered that the first boat was a small broken boat that had not been touched.

Although the singing is not beautiful, it is really not said that it is disturbed by the increasingly loud rain, and a few people who are drenched in soup chicken even sang it...... The accusation is broken, but the charm of classic songs is still undoubted.

"I don't think I've heard this song before!"

Wang Gulan frowned slightly and thought for a long time, according to such a classic melody, he should have heard of it!

Don't look at him as a comedian, but he is a high-achieving student who graduated from a singing and vocal music college, and in addition to being a comedy star, he is also a singer.

"Don't think about it, that guy must be writing songs again!"

Several people widened their eyes and looked at Lao Zhang, who gritted his teeth and looked dissatisfied: "He can still write songs?" ”

Lao Zhang was stunned for a moment, and then realized that he said something that he shouldn't have said, but then he reflected, in addition to the two songs that she was very familiar with, familiar with envy and jealousy, but couldn't let others know, there were two songs that others knew.

Of course, the Chinese ode he sang at the Spring Festival Gala before, and there was a good river and mountain on the Internet a few years ago, which was all written by him, composed, arranged, and sung in one. Although this guy is too lazy to be outrageous, shameless and outrageous, and he is an action star debut, he is actually not a reckless man who can only use his fists, he is versatile! ”

Subsequently, Lao Zhang picked out some things that could be said, so that everyone could know that it would not cause an uproar after the broadcast, and let Yu Mantang be criticized by the people and abandoned by people and gods.

(End of chapter)