"It's over, the rain is getting heavier and heavier, and my clothes are soaked! Master, how long do we have to get to the place? ”

Although the song in the rain is beautiful, but after a while, the rain is getting heavier and heavier, and the clothes of Yumantang can no longer effectively cover the rain, the two girls have no more of the glamour of the goddess, and they have become soup chickens, their hair is scattered, not to mention, a gust of wind blows, and they will tremble, Nazha's physique is weak, and she has begun to sneeze, obviously affected by the wind cold.

"It's still ten minutes away."

The master who rocked the boat replied, and instantly shattered the last bit of strength of Nazha and Tang Yixin, and couldn't help but collapse the whole person, the grievances on his face, and the pervert who saw Yu Mantang was heartbroken and moved.

"It seems that I can't keep a low profile, for the sake of the two goddesses, I can only risk being taken away to slice, and perform my supreme magic method, and use the technique of calling the wind and rain!"

The first half of the sentence was okay, so that the three people looked at him with bright eyes, thinking that he could have some way to block the rain, but in the second half of the sentence, the three people wanted to tie him into a dumpling and throw him into the river to feed the fish!

By the way, he had to break ten fingers to prevent him from being able to untie the rope.

"It's already raining and windy, and you're still calling for the wind and rain?"

Deng Qian gritted his teeth and replied.

"Oh, then, it seems that I can only use the ultimate killer weapon."

Yu Mantang nodded, and then took out the Dao Charm from somewhere, and folded it into a paper stick in front of the three people: "Taishang Laojun, hurry like a law!" ”

As he spoke, Yu Mantang shouted, recited a well-known incantation, and then shook vigorously in the puzzled eyes of the three people.

"Oh my God!"

"Ah~"

Deng Qian exclaimed, Nazha screamed, Tang Yixin was shocked, and her body was crooked and almost fell off the boat, but fortunately, Yu Mantang quickly dragged her.

"Wasn't it just a piece of paper? How did you do that? ”

Looking at the long-handled yellow cloth umbrella in Yu Mantang's hand that was still rune paper at the last moment, Deng Qian grabbed it in disbelief and looked at it for a long time, and finally proved that it was not he who was dazzled, but Yu Mantang really turned a rune paper into an umbrella in an instant!

"What's so surprising about this, even magic won't change, how can you make a goddess fall in love? Two goddesses, don't you say? ”

Yu Mantang reached out and took the umbrella back from Deng Chao's hand, holding the handle of the umbrella with both hands and dividing it to both sides.

brushed, and another umbrella appeared in the shocked eyes of several people, and then handed one of them to Deng Chao: "Brother Bank, you and the photographer use an umbrella, I am aggrieved, and Nazha and Yixin are crowded under an umbrella." ”

Deng Qian looked at Yu Mantang with a confused expression: "Why?" ”

Yu Mantang shrugged his shoulders and helped: "Because there are only two umbrellas!" ”

Magic?

How could he do this?

But although he doesn't know magic, he has storage space, and these two yellow cloth umbrellas were stuffed into them before, but this is not an ordinary umbrella, but a gossip umbrella that Maoshan disciples want to catch ghosts, and use it to protect themselves and collect ghosts!

"Then why don't you conjure up again?"

Looking at the jade hall that opened the umbrella and sat between the two goddesses, because the umbrella area was limited, he embraced left and right in an instant, Deng Qian instantly became envious and jealous.

"Ahem...... It's good that I can hide two umbrellas like this, you think I'm Doraemon Tinker Bell? ”

Deng Qian also smiled awkwardly, too, in terms of the clothes they were wearing, Yu Mantang could hide two umbrellas, or was this kind of long-handled umbrella with ornaments (peach wood, jade and other things) along the umbrella, which already made people's jaws drop, and let me have another one? Then he's really going to be captured and sliced.

"Then why are you and Nazar huddled together instead of me?"

In fact, what Deng Qian wants to ask is, why can you hug the warm fragrant nephrite in your arms? And he wants to huddle with the cameraman's big foot-picking man?

It's just that it's too straightforward and hurtful to say it like this.

Although everyone understands what he is saying.

"Brother Bank, you are old after all, respecting the old and loving the young is our traditional Chinese virtue, the three of us are still young, and we have to take care of the old man's body."

Looking at the goddess with slightly flushed cheeks, Yu Mantang stabbed Deng Qian in the heart without changing his face.

"It's okay, you said that you should respect the old and love the young, Brother Qian can still hold on, or I'll come."

Looking at Deng Qian who was covering his heart and almost cleared his HP, and then relieved himself, Guo Dong glanced at him obliquely, and threw a knife straight into his heart, not to mention, but also twisted it a few times in his heart: "Yizhang red is your true love, Hedinghong should be paired with some pickles, and the clean room makes you no longer surging, just because Niangniang is with you!" ”

Burst~

The word Niangniang is a crit for Deng Bank, the kind that has no solution!

Although there are all kinds of envy, jealousy and hatred in his heart, he can only helplessly take the umbrella to be romantic with the camera uncle in the rain, lingering under the umbrella, looking at Yu Mantang with great resentment, and the two goddesses who were amused by his rhyming words just now, and the delicate body is also trembling under an umbrella.

"Please put the mystical water you each have in their respective names."

Soon, when the rain finally stopped, the three boats also went ashore one after another, but as soon as they landed, the director detained the mysterious water that the five teams had finally found.

"As you can see, all five bottles of Mystic Water are all the same colorless and transparent, except that each bottle has a different color label as a distinction, we can't know which bottle is the real Mystic Water, so we need to make a game."

The game is called the Vanishing Partner, find the partner who disappeared in the fifty vat in the flower field, and carry it back to the starting point, and also play a game of eating cookies, the top three winning teams can not only get the upper, middle and lower three clues about the mysterious water to help analyze and determine which bottle is the real mysterious water, but also have the power to exchange themselves and any team of mysterious water.

"That means the team that was the first to find the bottle just now doesn't have any advantage at all, right?"

The big black bull suddenly asked the director with a smile, but his eyes looked at Yu Mantang with the words schadenfreude and retribution.

Should!

Deserve!

Live a few handfuls!

Let you be despicable and insidious to rob me of mystical water?

Okay this time, right?

"Yes! The first prize is to make a boat without a canopy, this big summer, hot, natural cooling, how good! ”

Everyone understood what the big black bull meant, because they all knew what the big black bull had just experienced, but although the others snickered, they didn't say anything, only the little cheetah because of his relationship with Yu Mantang on Friday, maybe because of jealousy, jumped out and made up for it, making most people frown slightly and look at him.

"The reward for first place is secret, do you think you'll know?"

Yu Mantang glanced at them, and a sentence made them think wildly: "Moreover, the romance of singing in the rain and boating with beauty, do you single dogs understand?" ”

Poof!

Critical hits, crit hits again!

Although they are not really single dogs, but because of the rain just now, their boat did not have a canopy, so they naturally rowed a little slower, so although they set off first, they were quickly caught up, and naturally saw how Yu Mantang hugged left and right just now, and Shuangshu was in his arms.

Men have one counts as one, who wouldn't envy them?

Nazha doesn't care how many people hack her, but her figure, skin and pretty face are beyond doubt, Tang Yixin is the best representative of Xiaojia Jasper, even the place where the goddess of the entertainment industry gathers is a superior posture, they also want such a rain!

Soon, the five female guests were taken away by a circle of security guards and stuffed into fifty sauce jars each...... Phew, I was invited into the fifty lotus pots, and the game officially began, and the five male guests also entered the flower fields to find the goddesses of each family.

How to find an endless field of flowers, fifty vats with almost no difference?

I can't find it, I can only find it one by one!

Therefore, Yu Mantang rushed out first, and before coming to the first cylinder, he had to lift the lid on it to see if it was his partner.

But it may have been many, many years since he watched the running man in his last life, and Yu Mantang has forgotten one thing, that is, there are people in these fifty tanks, in addition to the five female guests, and some locals have also been invited to help them cool down in the middle of summer.

"Poof!"

Therefore, when a scoop of cold water poured out of the tank and gave Yu Mantang a blast, Yu Mantang cried and remembered Wang Han of Mango Terrace: "Poof~ This is sour, authentic old altar!" ”

Poof!

Yu Mantang himself was shocked by this encounter, which made the few behind him gloat, but after this classic advertising line was said by Guo Dong at this time, he couldn't help but burst into joy, and the little cheetah didn't hold back his slippery feet, and fell into the ditch in the middle of the flower field with a poof, and became a mud spotted leopard.

"Don't say, these lotus jars are really a bit similar to the large sauerkraut jar!"

Deng Qian smiled and made up for it, so you stabbed me twice in the boat just now? Retribution this time, right?

"Cuckoo~Cuckoo~"

Soon, the five people ran in different directions, looking for the goddess who didn't know that they had been stuffed into the jar and turned into authentic Laotan sauerkraut, looking for it, but before they could find Tang Yixin, Yu Mantang pulled his ears and heard the sound of a person making a code.

Cuckoo?

Yu Mantang raised his eyebrows, but if he didn't expect it, when the male and female guests were separated, Beibi's little girl said that she would make a cuckoo sound to give a hint to the little cheetah, right?

Yu Mantang suddenly shouted, shouting Tang Yixin's name to interfere with Beibi's 'cuckoo sound' was heard by the little cheetah, and strode to the lotus pot where the sound came.

"Poof! What are you splashing me for? ”

Lifted the lid, and a scoop of cold water suddenly splashed out of it, the amount of water, and the fierce force, almost didn't break the bridge of Yu Mantang's nose, and once thought that the other party was not splashing himself with a water scoop, but bombarding himself with a high-pressure water gun.

The other party didn't speak, scooped up a scoop of water and blasted him again with more force, and glared at him fiercely, and continued to make a 'cuckoo, cuckoo' sound to disturb the audio-visual.

Yu Mantang understood the eyes of anger, annoyance, and resentment, smiled a little embarrassedly, and took out a ghost pill that could only be condensed by a hundred-year-old ghost in his hand, and stuffed it into the hand of this nine-headed long-legged man in green clothes, so that she could use it to cool down and relieve the heat.

That's right, this cuckoo sound is not beibi, but Lao Zhang!

She knows Yu Mantang too well, and naturally knows how careful Yu Mantang is in some aspects, even if she doesn't talk about this, although she is envious and jealous of Beibi, and resentful of a certain damn flower-hearted big wood, but she will not look at her sisters, because this so-called broken game is taken advantage of.

So when I heard beibi say that it would make a cuckoo sound, I had already decided to also make a cuckoo sound to confuse the public.