I spent the night in a state of cranky thoughts. When I woke up, it was already dawn. I held back my stomach with questions, found Zhengyang, and asked him a series of questions. Zhengyang simply replied to me, "I don't know anything!" ”

I asked the old man for advice again, and the old fox still smiled and said, "Look at the food and eat, tailor the clothes, and talk about this matter when you have grown up!" ”

I went to ask Lu Jianguo again, and Lu Jianguo shook his head again and again, saying that he didn't know anything. I felt as if they were hiding something from me, and I couldn't ask more.

In any case, the experience of this inverted bucket was not good. But I finally have my own weapon, although the Qingying Sword is a grade worse than Chunjun, it can also be called a national treasure. I've read many novels, and they all say that the Sword of the Green Soul is in their hands, and it's about to make me happy. This sword is lying in my arms. The Qingying Sword on TV, at first glance, looks like it was purchased online, with some five-cent special effects, what kind of treasure is it?

Out of nowhere, Zhengyang found a scabbard for me, which was relatively simple in appearance, as if it was sewn from rhino skin, and inlaid with a few jewels. I tried, and the sword was just in the sheath. I thanked him, took the scabbard and went back to the room with a smile.

I stayed like this for a few days, and when I saw that it was May 23rd, my wallet was getting flatter. It cost half of my savings to stay in hospital for three days alone, and when I went to Maoshan and Baisha Village, I had little money. Seeing that it is about to be green and yellow, I am worried! But on the sixth day of June, it is imminent, and with such a short date, it will definitely be impossible to find a job.

A penny is hard to beat a hero, if it goes on like this, I will starve to death. It took nearly a year for my father to study abroad. Besides, I'm all at work, and I can't ask my family for money anymore. Marriage contract, and he will definitely be scolded for such a thing!

Old Man Li frowned when he saw me, and asked with a smile, "Xiao Xia, I guess you have no money, right?" "I nodded, I can't reach out to the old man to ask for money." Today, May 23, to the sixth day of June, there are still more than 10 days to go. The person Qingyunzi said couldn't catch up for a while. ”

"In this way, you can help me do something, and I will have half a year's salary, what do you think?" I was overjoyed, and then I thought, "I'll wipe it!" With such a high profit, it can't be drug trafficking, right? "I hesitated, the old man had already seen my thoughts. smiled, "It's just driving, delivering goods!" I chuckled in my heart, "Could it be really drug smuggling?" "No, no! You have some ways to go, help me send a happy god home! ”

Xishen originally referred to portraits, such as the Song Dynasty's "Plum Blossom Xishen Spectrum", and also refers to portraits. It was not easy for the ancients to paint portraits, and the portraits were also prepared for entering the ancestral hall after death, so gradually the joy of the gods referred to the statues, and later also referred to the deceased. The so-called sending the god of joy home is to transport the corpse!

Cremation is promoted in the state, and it is illegal to transport corpses without permission. However, seeing that my wallet was deflated, there was such a good thing, so I could only take a risk.

No wonder I don't think this old man looks like a good man, full of atheism, and actually does this business. I kept staring at the old man, looked at the old man, gave me the key, said that I would leave tonight, and gave me an address. Helplessly, the situation is stronger than people, and people are under the low eaves, so they have to bow their heads!

"How bold is man, how fruitful is the earth. It's still early on the sixth day of June! If you want to go to the Eye of the Desert, you have to practice your courage first, and make some money by the way! The old man patted me with a smile, and I shook my head helplessly!

Soon it was night, about eleven o'clock, and the old man gave me an address to pick up the god of joy.

As soon as I saw that the car was a golden cup, my brow furrowed. Feelings: I've been driving a hearse these few times!

The people I went out with, I felt very familiar. It turned out to be Qingyunzi's younger brother "Huang Mao", Huang Mao planned to be self-reliant since Qingyunzi was feathered, so he came to Rongcheng to start a business. The old man saw the friendship of the old man, so he let Huang Mao drive. Huang Mao may have a relationship with Xishen, and he actually likes this profession after coming and going!

This time I went to a villa area, and the old man was an entrepreneur surnamed Dong. There are properties all over the country. I heard Huang Mao say that this old man died in a different place, and before he died, he never forgot to return to his roots and asked for a burial. This kind of thing naturally cannot be done. Soon the old man heard the news, and patted his chest and assured the family of the deceased that he would be able to escort him to his destination safely.

Soon, the car entered the Rongshan villa community, and we parked the car steadily!

Huang Mao and I entered the villa, and the old man Dong had already put it in the coffin, which was a temporary coffin, not very heavy. Huang Mao and I were treated as subordinates, and we were drunk by this family. I could only shake my head helplessly, who called the customer first. Huang Mao and I lifted the coffin, threw it into the back of the Jinbei car, and I drove away.

After Huang Mao drove the car to the villa area, he began to curse. scolded the old man Dong's family from the eighteenth generation of his ancestors, but fortunately, there was no family to follow! This kind of car, only his mother's family dares to follow! "I'm sorry for the two of you!" An old, deep voice came.

"Huang Mao, did you hear any sounds?"

"Nope!"

"That's probably my tinnitus!" When I heard Huang Mao say this, I didn't pay much attention to it.

The Hukou Village we are going to is about 200 miles away from Rongcheng, and it takes about five hours to drive. Naturally, I didn't dare to take the high speed, driving on the provincial road, the road was winding, dark, I couldn't see a pedestrian, and the village outside the window was speeding by.

In the middle of the night, our car was walking on a remote road, and Huang Mao and I were furious. The stupid guy with yellow hair yelled in the car, "...... Love should be more and more courageous, and love should be sure and persistent! Every single person has to see through, don't be afraid of pain if you want to love......" actually sang him to tears.

As we were singing, we saw a long-haired woman standing on the side of the road in front of us, her hair splashed on her face, dressed in white, dirty, waving to us, and the yellow-haired goods actually drove the car to the girl!

The car got closer, and the light shone on her, and I saw that she had a shadow, and there was not the slightest yin on her body, so I could be sure that she was a living person. However, I couldn't see her face clearly, her face was completely covered. It's her good figure, and vaguely from her hair, you can see her grinning with a big mouth!

When Huang Mao stopped the car, the woman was unceremoniously, pulled the door open, and "whoosh" got into the back seat of the car. I just laughed at myself, and kept saying that it was fun and fun.

"Little sister, where are you going?" Huang Mao was really polite when he saw this woman, thinking it was an erotic encounter! Huang Mao climbed from the driver's seat to the back seat and told me to drive. I didn't have to be bored, I just got in the driver's seat and drove the car.

As soon as Huang Mao sat down, I kicked the accelerator and the car flew up. It's a big night, the road is empty, this is not drag racing, I'm sorry God! I flew over a few potholes on the road! Bumpy yellow hair and that woman! Yes! Scream!

"You kid drove steadily, and he fell to death!" Huang Mao yelled at me, then turned his head to look at the little sister, took out an apple out of nowhere, rubbed it with his sleeve, handed it to the little sister, smiled and asked, "Little sister, where are you going?" ”

"Crematorium."

"We're also going to the crematorium, by the way!" Huang Mao said with a smile. At this time, I faintly heard an old voice say, "Hey! I'm not going to the crematorium! "I thought it was still tinnitus and didn't pay much attention to it.

"What is my little sister doing in the crematorium?" Huang Mao, this idiot really can't speak, and he can say such a conversation, I am convinced of him! I thought to myself, "Fuck, don't say Lao Tzu knows you when you go out!" ”

"I live there." The woman said leisurely.

The woman seemed to have a soft spot for me, took the yellow-haired apple and handed it to me, and smiled charmingly, "Big brother! To eat apples or not? "The yellow-haired face turned green, and he stared at me viciously. When I saw that it was a yellow-haired apple, hidden in this Jinbei car, it was all wilted and dirty, and I hurriedly said, "I don't like to eat apples!" ”

The woman retracted her hand: "Oh. Then I'll eat! I loved apples when I was alive. I was stunned and thought to myself, "Nima! Is Lao Tzu destined to summon ghosts? Ghost babies and things as evil as Ali have yin energy. Even jealous women and ghosts can't be without a trace of yin! This guy can't see a little, how high her Taoism is! The more I thought about it, the more furious I became, and I pinched the gesture with one hand, recited the trick in my mouth, and swiped my finger under my eyebrows and eyes, opening the eye of heaven. Stared at the woman in the rearview mirror and took a closer look, but still didn't see anything unusual. "! Lao Tzu is unlucky, and he can encounter such a powerful ghost thing when he drives a car! "I thought to myself and slammed on the brakes. At this time, I looked in the rearview mirror, and the ghost thing and yellow hair were gone.

"No more! Lao Tzu is going to use the Green Shadow Sword to slay ghosts! ”

Then I looked in the rearview mirror again, and Huang Mao and the woman were about to cry when their heads were covered in blood. The woman said, "Just now the apple was knocked out of position by your brakes, and the yellow-haired brother and I picked up the apple together, and my head was broken...... I loved apples before I had a baby. ”

"It's a dog! Little sister, you have to speak clearly, it will scare people's lives! ”

"Neurotic!"

When the little girl arrived at the entrance of a village, she told us to stop, and there was an old man standing on the side of the road with a lamp. After seeing her get out of the car, they left together. The girl floated into the car window with a word, "Dad, let's go, I suspect that the two people driving are neurotic, I said I was going to Huo Zangcang, and they said to go to the crematorium by the way!" ”

"I'll go and make a false alarm!" I drove the car into the air and kept walking. I've also seen this kind of female ghost joke, and I thought that if she wasn't a ghost, she must be a female neurotic who escaped from the Fourth Hospital! I didn't expect me to be nervous in the eyes of others.

"It's all because you're so!" Huang Mao complained to me. "Conscience of heaven and earth, what does this have to do with me?" I'm too lazy to meet people like Huang Mao.

"Young man! Hurry up, don't delay my auspicious time! The old voice came again, and this time Huang Mao and I could hear it clearly. There was no one else in the car but us, unless the words came from the coffin, and we all shouted out of our mouths, "There are ghosts!" ”