Chapter 49: Da Luo Jinxian Li Jingmin (Ask for Collection, Ask for Recommendation Votes)
He Shang looked at it and laughed, and Tai Nima was amused. Talent, how interesting is this kind of person to bring around?
Liu Lao Liu raised his head, supported his little tiger teeth, squinted his triangular eyes, looked up and laughed miserably: "Brother Fei, do you have something to do with me?" ”
The man named Fei Ge had a smile on his face but no laughter, just looking at Liu Lao Liu, who was covered in mud on the ground, and Fei Ge and the other 5 people had four beer bottles in their hands like a waiter.
He Shang tidied up his clothes and was about to prepare for the appearance.
At this time, the weeping rumble.
The noise of gongs and drums immediately attracted everyone's attention, and it was the elderly Yangge team in the square park who twisted here, and the one who led the Yangko team at the front of the team was wearing a red ribbon around his waist and a flower scarf around his head.
"Sixth Master!"
The old man shouted from afar, and at the same time connected with the old lady next to him, and he posed in the shape of a double flying swallow, and the sound of gongs and drums stopped abruptly.
"Sixth Master, I brought the team to you!!"
He Shang was stunned, what does this mean? And the choking?
The reason why He Shang said that this black old man was choking was because he subconsciously checked the information of this black old man.
Terran: Li Jingmin
Cultivation: Da Luo Jin Xian (Seal)
Exercises: ?????
If the system version permission is insufficient, please upgrade the version.
He Shang was suddenly shocked, why did Nima still pop out of a Da Luo Jin Immortal? Besides, I shouldn't be in a world where there are immortals!
But when I saw the seal, I calmed down, this is Xiuwei being sealed!
Looking down, He Shang was stunned, what kind of upgraded version came out? "System, what's going on with this upgraded version?"
"Ding, this version is a generation version, and more functions will be opened after the upgrade."
He Shang instantly understood, after all, he had read a lot of novels before, and after upgrading the system, this function would be more comprehensive.
"How to level up!"
"Ding, one hundred thousand merits and one upgrade system."
He Shang was stunned for a moment, "You mean that you can still upgrade?" ”
"Ding, of course!"
He Shang nodded, 100,000 merits, this is really a lot, but there is no time to grind with the system, because Liu Lao Liu has already followed the black old man and taken it away!
He Shang smiled gloomily, let you choke, I can't kill you, He Shang followed them directly into a slum.
And these three goods went directly into a small shack, and He Shang didn't go in, just watched quietly outside
The wool roll had been leaning against the wall, obviously frightened, and his legs were weak, and he looked at the old man and said excitedly: "I went out to meet a nobleman." ”
The old man took off his scarf, untied his green belt, picked up a large fan from the broken wooden bed, and fanned it out.
Although the wool roll was a hooligan, he knew the etiquette and said to the old man, "Uncle, thank you, if it weren't for you, our brothers would be wasted today." ”
At this time, he didn't speak and said to Liu Laoliu: "Who are you and what do you want me to do?" ”
He Shang outside the door was stunned, they had seen it before? But then I found out that I had two strokes, haven't I seen that the black old man can come to save Liu Lao Liu?
The old man smiled hehehe, his mouth full of white teeth was in stark contrast to the darkness of his face, the old man laughed for a while but didn't say anything, put down the fan in his hand, and kicked out a basin from under the bed.
"Have you ever heard of the immortals?"
"It's those people in the Journey to the West god list." The old man crouched down and washed his face as he gave further tips.
Liu Lao Liu was obviously hesitating, and only after a while did he say, "I've heard of it." But the wool roll was a little stunned.
The old man put his dark face in the basin and rubbed it with a stinging sound, and the basin of water soon became black."
"Believe it?" The old man looked up, and his face was not much whiter, it seemed that he was really dark.
"Don't believe it, believe it."
"Silly? Do you believe that? ”
He Shang: ".........."
"But you're right!"
He Shang was a little speechless, are people in this world so funny?
However, the old black man was obviously playing Liu Lao Liu.
The old man pulled up the hem of his shirt and wiped his face and asked, "How is it?" The talisman you drew was useful, right? ”
Liu Lao Liu nodded.
At this time, Wool Roll sat on the ground and interrupted: "Two, you two don't want to cooperate to deceive me, do you?" I'm much more difficult than you, and besides, this method is too vulgar, at least I can get a little golden Buddha or something! ”
And Liu Lao Liu and the black old man didn't seem to pay attention to the question of the wool roll, and just stared at each other with big eyes.
"You... Can you ......?"
"Show your hand, huh?" The old man raised his eyebrows, looking like he could see through people's minds.
Liu Lao Liu nodded.
The old man walked up to him, took one of his hands and muttered: "Well, there are many tendons in the palm, if you don't grab the whip, you can grab the knife, there is a black mole in numerology, and you will be in power against the sky, and your spirit will gather into a group, the sixth master turned out to be a virgin, the boy line is quite long, and he still wets the bed about eighteen!" ”
"I didn't mean that!!"
The old man asked with a mysterious smile, "Then what I said is right?" ”
At this time, He Shang also used divine arithmetic to start arithmetic and found that this Liu Lao Liu was really a virgin, and it was also a fact that he drank too much wine and wet the bed on his eighteenth birthday.
And this Liu Lao Liu still has hemorrhoids, and of course he has hemorrhoids.
And He Shang also calculated that Liu Lao Liu was an orphan, and he had no money since he was a child, so he belonged to the kind of cigarettes that had to be bought by Lungen'er!
As for the specific reason why he likes to beat the old man, He Shang didn't understand it for a long time, how can a normal person still have this hobby? Besides, isn't it illegal to beat an old man?
The black old man inside proudly let go of Liu Laoliu's hand and said proudly: "This time I replied!" ”
Liu Laoliu looked unwilling: "That's all!" ”
The old man smiled and raised his chin towards his hand, and Liu Lao Liu also looked at his hand, but He Shang didn't see it.
"This ......"
"Click." The old man black kicked on one side, and the big shoes were fiercely printed on Liu Laoliu's front door.
The wool roll jumped up and exclaimed, "What do I do!! ”
He Shang was also startled outside,, how could this still be played?
Liu Laoliu, who had shoe prints on his face, raised his hand to stop the wool rolls that rushed over, and his expression was surprisingly solemn
"Sixth Brother ......"
Liu Lao Liu's eyes stared at the old man and said slowly: "It doesn't hurt at all!" ”
"Really?"
Liu Lao Liu turned around and demanded at the wool roll: "You hit me!" ”
"Huh?"
"Hit me! Hurry up and hit me, how hard you want! ”
The wool roll hesitated for a moment, but still rounded his arm and put a pestle on the bridge of Liu Laoliu's nose.
The wool curl grinned and shook his hand and asked, "Damn!" Sixth brother, how is it? ”
"It doesn't hurt... It really doesn't hurt! I didn't feel any pain at all!! Liu Lao Liu raised his hands and slapped himself as he spoke, and after dozens of shakes, he suddenly thought of something, and slapped his wool roll face: "Do you hurt?" ”
A clear red handprint quickly rose on the handsome little white face of the wool roll: "it hurts to death!" ”
He Shang outside the door muttered a little, wasn't his cultivation sealed? How can it still be so powerful?