At this time, Liu Laoliu said excitedly: "I believe it!" Old fairy, I really believe it! Forehead? ”

I saw that the old man black was holding a circle of toilet paper in his hand at this time, looking at Liu Lao Liu nervously.

"What are you doing here??"

"Five ......"

"Five what? Wudang Mountain? Are you a master of Wudang Mountain? ”

"Four, Three, Two, One!!" As soon as the old man finished counting, he hurriedly swished down a large bundle of toilet paper, and rushed towards Liu Laoliu, almost at the same time, Liu Laoliu's nose instantly sprayed two pillars of blood and shot out of the parabola.

Then Liu Lao Liu fainted, and at this time, the wool roll naturally saw the extraordinaryness of this old man, and also clamored to apprentice.

However, the old man was sitting on Liu Laoliu at this time, covering his nosebleed, and just talked a few words in a hurry.

At this time, Liu Lao Liu woke up, opened his eyes and looked around in confusion.

The old man took a long breath and wiped the sweat on his forehead with the toilet paper stained with nosebleeds in his hand: "The blood of a virgin is prosperous!" That deferred charm just now can tell the story, alas! I haven't made a move for a long time, and I can't control my strength! ”

Liu Lao Liuyi raised his body excitedly and lifted the black old man down, knelt on the ground with a puff, and said in a loud voice: "Old immortal, I came out of the fatherless and motherless orphanage since I was a child without any concern, you can rest assured that you can take me to the mountain to practice for 1,800 years." ”

"I'm not!"

"I have walked on the rivers and lakes for more than ten years, and I will definitely follow you in the future."

"I didn't ....."

"From elementary school to middle school, I have full marks in ideology, morality, and politics, and I will definitely defend the motherland against aggression after learning the immortal law."

He Shang broke out in a cold sweat when he listened outside the door, he originally thought that he was quite shameless, but he didn't expect this person to be even more shameless, and at this time he was a little numb, this is really not an ordinary hooligan!

There is a feeling that a dog bites a hedgehog and has no way to get out of its mouth!

And inside, Liu Lao Liu continued to chatter: "I am still a virgin like a jade, and it's not too late to practice the boy's skills!" ”

"You don't have to ......"

"I can endure hardships and stand hard work, do you say that cultivation can cure hemorrhoids?"

"I ......"

"Little white face, you are stupid, the gods are not here to kowtow quickly, the dream of the eighteenth aunt has come to fruition!"

"Don't be ashamed!" The wool roll pulled Liu Lao Liu up: "Uncle Li just said that he wants to take us to be immortals." ”

"Who?" Liu Laoliu had two blood marks hanging from his nose to the corners of his mouth, like two beards, and the whole Persian was a Persian.

"Uncle Li."

"Your uncle!!"

The wool roll raised his chin at the old black man: "Uncle Li." ”

"Li ......"

The old man raised his neck, his wrinkled belly was exposed under his small shirt, and he arched his hand in a thoughtful manner: "My big name is Li Jingmin, sixth master, how offended!"

And at this time, He Shang also knew that it was time for him to appear, otherwise it would be really easy to be choked by that Li Jingmin, after all, this old man really had two hits, and Nima's seal cultivation could still draw talismans, and he wouldn't know it.

He Shang hurriedly tidied up his clothes, walked in with a dry cough, and the three of them heard the sound and looked at the door one after another, and then saw a handsome bald monk dressed in white walking in.

Liu Lao Liu covered his nose and was suddenly shocked: ", why is there another one outside?" He looked at Li Jingmin again: "Is this also an immortal?" ”

However, Li Jingmin ignored him, looked at He Shang and asked, "Who are you?" ”

He Shang smiled and put his hands together and pronounced a Buddha name: "Amitabha, the poor monk Dharma releases the Buddha's heart." ”

"What are you doing here?"

"The poor monk came here to save a person!"

"Who?"

He Shang pointed at Liu Laoliu: "He! ”

Before Li Jingmin could do anything, Liu Lao Liu shook his head vigorously: "Let me be a monk?" Then I won't do it! ”

He Shang smiled and said: "It's not to let the donor be a monk, but to let you change your hobby of beating old men." ”

Liu Lao Liu's face was shocked: "How do you know?" ”

At this time, the wool roll whispered: "Sixth brother, it seems that no one knows about your deeds of beating the old man!" ”

Liu Laoliu: ".........."

But Li Jingmin stopped doing it, and said with a white face: "That's not good, you temper him, so what should I do?" I'm going to take the two of them to cultivate immortals! ”

"That's not a mistake, you take him to cultivate immortals twice, and the poor monk will transform the poor monk, and the two will not be delayed, what do you think of the donor?"

Li Jingmin is not good at stubble, staring at He Shang and said slowly: "What if I say no?" ”

He Shang smiled and a heavenly thunder technique hit his feet, and the frightened three people retreated one after another, and Li Jingmin was shocked at the same time: "How can you have cultivation?" ”

He Shang was stunned: "What?" ”

Li Jingmin was puzzled: "You also came down from the sky, right?" But are you possessed or do you come straight down? The possession shouldn't have such a high level of cultivation! ”

Only then did He Shang understand why this Li Jingmin's cultivation was sealed, it turned out that he was possessed, but why should he be possessed if he could come down directly?

But He Shang didn't ask, it's good to be misunderstood like this, otherwise it will be a little troublesome!

At this time, Liu Lao Liu said: "Immortal, I haven't beaten the old man, so you should go back and forth from where!" ”

He Shang smiled: "Do you need a poor monk to calculate it for the donor?" ”

Liu Laoliu: "........... "You immortals will do this, right?"

He Shang saw that Liu Lao Liu was completely wilted, and he didn't tease him, and said to Li Jingmin: "Okay, donor, you cultivate yours, and the poor monks won't bother you!" Speaking of this, he asked curiously, "Are you Heavenly Court not enough personnel?" ”

Li Jingmin sighed and said: "No, now there is a serious shortage of personnel in the Heavenly Court, every immortal is a radish and a few pits, and he is busy hitting the back of his head, so he has no choice but to send me down to the earth to develop a few offline."

He Shang: "..........."

Are you Heavenly Court Immortals all hooligans? Still like this kind of hobby to beat the old man? ”

However, it doesn't matter if they like it or not, as long as they complete the task by themselves.

But he hasn't thought of any good way to influence Liu Lao Liu now, even if he counted it just now, there are dozens of old men who Liu Lao Liu has beaten, and they are all over sixty years old, I have to say that this is a miracle.

Well, it's a miracle that I haven't been caught until now.

So He Shang also had a headache.

And Li Jingmin didn't care about He Shang, although this person's cultivation was not low, but he didn't look like a vicious person, so he took Liu Lao Liu and the wool reel to sit on the ground with a greeting.

Oh yes, that wool roll is called Liu Huiming, this kid looks good, don't talk to a Korean!

So the three of them didn't pay attention to He Shang, after all, nothing was as important as cultivating immortals!

The old black man Li Jingmin squatted behind Liu Laoliu, pointed a finger on his waist and asked, "Do you feel it?" ”

Liu Laoliu sat cross-legged, stared at the big eyes, and shouted with his little tiger teeth: "There is!" Pregnant! It's rolling in my stomach like a fart. ”

Lao Li Tou was very pleased and praised: "Yes! It's like a fart, your kid is really not bad at understanding! After speaking, he asked Liu Huiming, who was also sitting cross-legged on the other side, "What about you?" Feel it? ”

Liu Huiming closed his eyes and looked surprised: "En! It's amazing, I can feel it clearly! ”

And He Shang looked at the three of them and fell into deep thought, this kind of rogue-level character made him feel particularly tricky, no wonder the system gave him three thousand merits!

This is to pit yourself!