Zhang Renshan was embarrassed and said: "This beggar who slanders people is enough for a headache, and there is another female devil, okay!" This is really in response to the sentence 'blessings are incomparable, and disasters are not one-way'." Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

When the beggar saw that someone had come out for himself, he immediately threw joy on the ground and said, "This aunt and grandmother are very good! It can be regarded as finally waiting for a good person to call the shots, look at this young master, and declare that he is a young master! Do something that is not personnel, specifically bully us honest people, you say that I am a beggar and ask him for some money, he will not give it, you will give a judgment! ”

Xiao Lingling listened to the beggar's words and continued: "This Miss Liben doesn't dare to comment, didn't you see that scoundrel sitting there blowing his beard and staring!" But you can take care of this matter, Miss Ben, I think you're from somewhere else, right? ”

"Ahh Not really! I begged all the way to the treasure land, and I happened to see this place lively, isn't it like begging for some money to buy something to eat, but I didn't expect this big young master to not give me money, and wanted to beat me up! The beggar said with tears in his eyes.

"Oops! Don't pretend! Didn't you just say you knew me? After a while, I changed my mind! Zhang Renshan said angrily.

The beggar heard Zhang Renshan's words and said, "Isn't that your name loud!" These ten miles and eight villages are famous, and the small ones think that you must be a character with a head and a face, so it's like being close to you, and I never thought that you would not only give but also hit the small ones."

"Just him? And the characters with heads and faces! It's a laughing death! Xiao Lingling couldn't even close his mouth.

"What's the matter! Lao Tzu, I am famous, you can manage it! Zhang Renshan squinted at Xiao Lingling and said.

"Alright! And the famous, I see! You are the one who spreads the word 'good things don't go out, bad things go thousands of miles', which is notoriety! Xiao Lingling looked at the beggar and said.

The beggar lay on the ground and nodded lightly and said to Xiao Lingling, "This young lady is right! ”

"Hey! I said you two are so good at kung fu, just wear a pair of pants! It's no wonder that you say that one is a female devil who harms people, and a stinky beggar who blackmails people, you two can be regarded as smelly and like-minded! Zhang Renshan said with a wicked smile.

"You!" Xiao Lingling immediately lost his temper when he heard Zhang Renshan's words, and looked at Zhang Renshan with his eyes.

"You streak! You're glaring! You're staring at you, and your eyes aren't wide! Zhang Renshan looked at Xiao Lingling, who was angry, and felt so comfortable in his heart!

"Okay! Scoundrel, I didn't expect Miss Ben to leave for so many years, you don't have a long brain, and your mouth is so neat, San'er taught you! Xiao Lingling suppressed the anger and said softly.

Zhang Renshan snorted twice before saying: "I use him to teach, this is all practiced by myself, and there is a female devil, who you say has no brain!" I don't think you've got a brain! ”

Xiao Lingling was really angry with Zhang Renshan at this time, and opened his mouth and said: "Who are you talking about the female devil!" You stinking scoundrel! ”

"Lao Tzu just said you! How can you recruit it? The Female Devil... The Female Devil... Female Devil! Zhang Renshan said proudly.

"You...... Zhang Renshan! Xiao Lingling yelled at Zhang Renshan.

"Xiao Lingling!" Zhang Renshan was not to be outdone.

"I kind of get it, I said two! If you two want to quarrel, you! Find a different place! Don't take the little one with me! The beggar lay on the ground and pleaded.

"Who's a couple with him!" Zhang Renshan and Xiao Lingling said this sentence almost in unison.

"Look at it! The tone of this speech is the same, can it be a couple! I said you two don't play a double reed in front of me who is small, okay! I don't want that money, okay! The beggar said as he slowly got up from the ground.

"No! What are you doing when you get up? You give me an honest stay on the ground! Wait until I'm done with what this witch is talking about you! Zhang Renshan went up and kicked the beggar to the ground.

"Oops! Zhang Renshan! Zhang Da scoundrel, you have a long ability! I also want to solve Miss Ben first, the beauty you think! Beggar get up for me, I'll have the final say on your business! Xiao Lingling stared at Zhang Renshan.

As soon as the beggar heard Xiao Lingling say this, he had no choice but to get up while rubbing the place where Zhang Renshan had just kicked, Zhang Renshan saw that the beggar was going to get up and kick it again, and kicked the beggar over again and said, "I said it...... No way! ”

As soon as Xiao Lingling saw that the beggar was kicked to the ground by Zhang Renshan again, the fire immediately came up and opened his mouth and said: "Scoundrel, do you have to fight me to the end today!" ”

"It's not a dead letter! Why do you bother with this when you say you're so good! Aren't you sick? Zhang Renshan said complainingly.

"It's an idle matter! You're just bullying people there, I'm going to help them! Not really! And said I was sick! You're sick! Xiao Lingling was not to be outdone.

Suddenly, there was a strong smell of gunpowder around him, and even the crowd of onlookers just now began to scatter for fear of being implicated, and there were always some ignorant people who wanted to move forward but were pulled back and persuaded: "Are you crazy!" You also stepped forward when the two quarreled? You don't want to die! ”

"What's this? Isn't it just a quarrel! Who hasn't seen it! The man of good deeds said.

"You don't understand that! The quarrel between these two is earth-shattering! Do you remember a time when Yunyuxuan was redecorated! The people all the way said.

"What does it have to do with them?" The do-gooder asked.

"Not really! It is said that it was because the two of them went to dinner and met, and then they started to quarrel, and after that! That Yun Yuxuan was smashed by the two of them! Another passer-by said.

"Hearing you say that, I'd better not go!" After the good deeds finished speaking, he stood in the distance and looked at Zhang Renshan and Xiao Lingling.

Zhang Renshan didn't notice the changes around him, and continued to stare at Xiao Lingling in front of him, his nose was full of fire, and Xiao Lingling also stared at Zhang Renshan without showing weakness, the two of them froze like this, the beggar was beaten by Zhang Renshan's feet and lay on the ground and hummed, seeing that neither of them moved, he opened his mouth and said: "Oops! I say two! Can you let the little one go! I'm just asking for food! You say you're not going to do it! Look at what this kicked me! Oops......".

"Don't fucking talk nonsense! Honestly stay on the ground for me! Zhang Renshan said angrily.

"Don't listen to him, beggar, get up and let's go, ignore this brainless stinky scoundrel! You come to me and I'll give you the money! Xiao Lingling glared at Zhang Renshan viciously.

Zhang Renshan heard that he didn't do it and hurriedly said, "Get up? Thinking of beauty, you lie down for me! After saying that, it was another kick, and now the beggar was kicked badly, and he didn't move for a long time when he just heard him!

Xiao Lingling looked at Zhang Renshan and opened his mouth like this and said, "Scoundrel, what do you want to do?" Are you crazy! Why don't you like me to take him home to get money! ”

"Me? Ay! I'm just not happy, what's wrong? Your family is rich! Money is not spent like you! Besides, what is it like for a woman to come home with this unknown beggar! Don't let people gossip yet! So I'm just saying what are you doing here! I'll solve it right away! You're sticking out a bar! What is this called? Zhang Renshan complained to Xiao Lingling and said.

Xiao Lingling was angry and funny when she heard Zhang Renshan say this, angry that Zhang Renshan's temper simply made her crazy, laughing because she finally knew that Zhang Renshan actually cared about her, Xiao Lingling thought for a while and then said: "Okay! If you want me to do it, you can give me a reason! ”

"Uh...... He's a liar, you won't help a liar! Zhang Renshan replied hastily.

"Liar?" Xiao Lingling looked at the beggar lying on the ground, only to see the beggar holding up his hand and waving it to indicate that it was not, Xiao Lingling turned his head to Zhang Renshan and continued to say after seeing it: "You see that people say no!" What other reasons do you have? ”

"Uh...... This one...... That's right! I bet on him! He lost! So you're still ......" Before Zhang Renshan's words were finished, the beggar sat up violently and said, "Who lost!" You've just lost! ”

"You're alright!" Zhang Renshan couldn't help but be a little surprised when he saw that the beggar could still sit up after being kicked three times by himself.

"Oh! It's okay! The beggar shook himself off the dust on the ground and stood up.

"You can do that! Normal people can't move when they get hit me three times, but you can still get up! Zhang Renshan looked the beggar up and down, and felt that this was really unseemly!

"Okay, I kind of understand what the relationship between the two of you is, and I won't talk about the rest, but Childe, you and my bet ...... You've lost! The beggar said with a smile.

Xiao Lingling wanted to ask the beggar if he understood what the relationship between himself and Zhang Renshan was! But when he heard the beggar say that he had a gambling contract with Zhang Renshan, he couldn't help but be interested and then opened his mouth and said, "Hey! You still have a bet, so what are you betting on? Tell me about it! ”

"Oh! He bet that no one would be in charge of my business during the time of a stick of incense, and I bet that someone would come! The beggar explained.

"Then why did you say you won?" Xiao Lingling asked again.

The beggar didn't speak, pointed his finger at Xiao Lingling and then smiled, Xiao Lingling saw the beggar's movements and said to himself: "Me? ”

"That's right! It's because of you! You said you are a good devil, you have nothing to do, what do you care about my idle business! Well, now you're glad I lost! Zhang Renshan said angrily.

"Then if you didn't say it earlier, I don't know! But seeing you lose, I'm pretty good! Xiao Lingling said with a grin.

"You...... Gotta get it! I don't care about you! Who made you a female devil! Zhang Renshan said helplessly.

"Zhang Renshan, you ......" Xiao Lingling didn't finish speaking, but the beggar interrupted: "I said that you two have had enough!" Now I have something to say to this young master, please don't talk about Miss Trouble, okay? ”

Xiao Lingling wanted to open his mouth to reprimand him when he saw that this beggar dared to talk to him like this, but Zhang Renshan said: "Hey! Beggar, I listen to your words! ”

The beggar was happy for a while, and then said to Zhang Renshan: "Okay, young master, don't be aggressive, let's get down to business!" As we said before, if you lose, you'll have to promise me one thing, right? ”

Zhang Renshan thought about it carefully and nodded, there was no way that this was a sure thing, he couldn't rely on it, so he had to agree.

"Hmmm! If you admit it, then I'll say it! Listen up! The beggar looked at Zhang Renshan and smiled slightly.

Zhang Renshan said in his heart: "Anyway, what kind of money are you mentioning!" Food! These things, Lao Tzu is not bad at these, if you want to beat Lao Tzu, then I will endure it, but this autumn settlement is my old business! Zhang Renshan was thinking of some messy countermeasures, but he heard the beggar say: "I want you to promise things...... What about my apprenticeship? ”

Zhang Renshan didn't understand this and was stunned for a moment, and then hurriedly asked, "What... Miscellaneous... Is it? Apprentice? What apprentice? A beggar's apprentice? ”

Xiao Lingling opened his mouth and said to Zhang Renshan after hearing it clearly: "He said to let you be his apprentice!" Did you not hear or pretend not to understand? ”

"Me? A dignified young master! If you are an apprentice to an unknown beggar, you can't make people laugh when it spreads! Zhang Renshan said.

"What? Repented? The beggar said in a loud voice.

"Repentance? What I said, my master, I never went back, as your apprentice...... Yes! Lao Tzu answered! Who made you amazing! Zhang Renshan's nose is not a nose, and his face is not a face.

As soon as the beggar heard Zhang Renshan agree, he chuckled lightly, and then turned around, a burst of white smoke rose, and a handsome little student appeared in front of Zhang Renshan, Xiao Lingling was startled by the change in front of him and fainted directly, Zhang Renshan also stayed on the spot, and couldn't stop chanting "Amitabha", the little student saw that Zhang Renshan was okay and opened his mouth and said: "It is worthy of the apprentice I fancy and the courage is superhuman!" I didn't even run! I wasn't stunned either! Awesome! ”

In fact, Zhang Renshan originally wanted to run, but it happened too suddenly, and it ended before he could react, so Zhang Renshan had to stand still and wait for the situation to change.

"It's not... You... You... You... Are you human? Is it a ghost? You... You... He also said that he would receive... Harvest... I'm an apprentice! This... This... What the hell is going on? Zhang Renshan was already scared, although the previous things were also thrilling, but it was all an illusion, not real, but this is a real thing that was born in front of Zhang Renshan's eyes, who can not be afraid!

Seeing Zhang Renshan ask this, the little student smiled and said, "What do you think?" Have you ever seen ghosts or something haunt during the day? ”

Zhang Renshan thought for a while and said, "Also, this ghost in broad daylight doesn't dare to come out or anything, could it be that the gods are in the lower realm?" I've met a living immortal! Thinking of this, Zhang Renshan hurriedly knelt down and kowtowed, and couldn't stop saying, "Oops! You are a living immortal! I am really fortunate to be your disciple! ”。