Chapter 43: I don't know who
I saw a beggar in rags and unkempt clothes kneeling on the ground and calling Zhang Renshan not far behind him, Zhang Renshan only felt a strange heart and said, "No! Master, my name is so loud! Even this beggar on the street knows me? ”
Thinking of this, Zhang Renshan slowly turned around and walked towards the beggar, only to see the beggar holding a broken bowl and a wooden stick, looking at Zhang Renshan with a smile as if he knew that he would definitely come, and when Zhang Renshan arrived at him, the beggar suddenly said: "Young Master Zhang, I haven't seen you for a long time!" How's it going? ”
Zhang Renshan was shocked in his heart and said, "Who is this? Why don't I know each other? Then he asked, "Who are you?" Why am I not impressed? ”
"What did Young Master Zhang say, how could you not know the little one! I've helped you! The beggar picked up the broken bowl on the ground and continued to grin. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
At this time, Zhang Renshan was a little confused, his heart was completely messed up, and he secretly thought: "What is this!" When did I ask him to help me? Why don't I have an image? Could it have been a long time ago? It stands to reason that I should remember! No, I have to ask carefully, don't be this stinky beggar cheating me! want to blackmail my money".
Zhang Renshan thought of this and was about to ask, but he heard the beggar say first: "Young Master Zhang, it's not right for you to think like this, how dare I cheat you out of your money!" It's just that I really don't have any money to spend recently, so I have to come here to borrow some money from you, and you can rest assured that you will pay back all the money when you are rich and small."
Zhang Renshan was shocked and opened his mouth and said, "You... You... How do you know what I'm thinking? You... You... Who the hell is it? ”
The beggar smiled when he heard Zhang Renshan's words and said: "Young Master Zhang, don't think too much, the little one is a beggar begging along the street, the little one said that he helped you, he must have helped you, as for you can't remember, it's because the time has not come, don't worry, I will not harm you, today is a lack of money, do you see if you can reward the small one?" ”
"Uh...... This ......" Zhang Renshan really didn't know what to say, and looked at the beggar again and only felt that it was very ordinary, except for the dirty face on his body, he was no different from ordinary people, no matter how he looked at it, he didn't look like a monk who was a master in the world, but in his words, there always seemed to be something hidden, but Zhang Renshan really couldn't analyze it, and looked at the beggar silently for a long time, and he didn't know what to do.
The beggar saw that Zhang Renshan stopped moving after he finished speaking, so he opened his mouth and said, "Young Master Zhang, you won't be so slammed on the door!" I'll ask you for a few small dollars to spend, and you look like you're going to die."
"What do you say! Lao Tzu is the one who picks the door! Pick it up! As he spoke, Zhang Renshan casually threw a copper plate into the beggar's broken bowl, and prepared to turn around and leave.
The beggar was not happy when he saw a copper plate thrown by Zhang Renshan into his bowl, but opened his mouth and said: "I said Zhang Dashao, you also said that you don't pick the door!" A copper plate wants to send the little me away? You're really open! ”
"Hey! I...... What kind of thing are you! It's good for Lao Tzu to give you money, you still have this and that with me, what kind of character do you really think you are! I'm still bargaining with Lao Tzu, you fucking talk nonsense with Lao Tzu and me, believe it or not, I won't even give you a fucking son, and I have to beat you up" Zhang Renshan heard the beggar's words and came up directly.
"Yo ho! You're still losing your temper! Okay! Come and hit here! You hit me and try it! The beggar said unknowingly.
Zhang Renshan really couldn't help it now, he originally wanted to come out to find some food to satisfy his hunger, but he didn't expect to let himself have such a thing, first he almost said to himself to know himself, and then asked himself for money, give it! also said that he slammed the door, and no one could bear it! What's more, Zhang Renshan's temper that explodes at the slightest fire!
When the beggar saw that Zhang Renshan raised his fist to hit him, he hurriedly planted it on the ground, and then lay on the ground and shouted complainingly: "Oops! Come on! Come and see, big guy! Someone is bullying honest people! Come on! ”
This was originally the day when Qingshui rolled out the bazaar, and the beggar shouted so much and surrounded Zhang Renshan's surroundings in an instant, Zhang Renshan looked at it and said, "Good boy!" Seeing that it can't be done to ask for money, let's change it now! Yes! Uncle Ben will fucking play with you! Let's see if you are pretending to be powerful, or if Uncle Ben's background is deep! ”
The beggar seemed to really understand Zhang Renshan's thoughts, so he smiled secretly, and then looked at Zhang Renshan, and then cried and wiped his tears.
The onlookers next to him saw that Zhang Renshan was competing with a beggar, so they didn't say anything anymore, why! Zhang Renshan has long been famous in the shop, and he will cause trouble at every turn, and this time he will beat up whoever is in the house, and he will be molesting a girl from a good family tomorrow, in short, what is not very good to have anything to do with Zhang Renshan, fights and brawls are commonplace, bullying people is Zhang Renshan's forte, so this person who knows Zhang Renshan is not surprised, and he left without looking at it twice.
As for the rest of the people, they all came to see the excitement, and they didn't mean to come forward to take care of it at all, Zhang Renshan looked around, and saw that no one came to disturb him, so he let the beggar toss around on the ground, and after a while, Zhang Renshan said: "How is it?" It's not over yet! I'm tired of watching! Can't you just do it in a different way? ”
The beggar saw that he had been tossing for a long time, but no one cared about him, so he had to lie on the ground and say, "I said that there are no kind-hearted people in your shop!" I've been acting for a long time, why can't anyone take care of you? ”
Zhang Renshan laughed for a while when he heard the beggar say this, and then said, "I'll tell you!" There are only two people in this shop who can manage me, one is my father! Another my brother! But! There's no way you're going to move the two of them, so you just take your time! What else do I think there are? ”
When the beggar heard Zhang Renshan say this, he also smiled and said, "I'm afraid you're one less person!" ”
Now it was Zhang Renshan's turn to be confused and said, "There is another person? Who's that? How did I not know? It can't be this beggar who is teasing me again! Hum! Good boy, I don't think I will give you something powerful, you really don't know how many eyes Ma Wang Ye has! ”
Thinking of this, Zhang Renshan was about to reach out and drag the beggar from the ground and beat him violently, but as soon as Zhang Renshan's hand was raised, he heard the beggar say, "Hey! Don't be busy beating me up, let's make a bet first, what do you think? ”
"Bet? What to bet on? And you...... How do you know I'm going to beat you up? Zhang Renshan heard the beggar say this, so he had to suppress his anger and asked.
"That's not what I guessed!" The beggar explained.
"Guess so accurately? And what are we betting on? Zhang Renshan looked at the beggar and asked disdainfully.
"Let's not mention this guess, bet! Well...... We'll bet that someone will take care of you in a moment, but I'm sure the little one isn't one of the two you mentioned! The beggar lay on the ground and looked at Zhang Renshan with his ears buttoned.
"Okay! No problem, I'll gamble with you, and I want to see who else can control me besides my dad and my brother, but this bet has to hang something! It's not fun to gamble like this! I think if I win, you have to be beaten by me and you can't say anything, if you do, you have to take a beating, you see if it's okay! "Zhang Renshan is a little proud now, except for his father and San'er, who else can control himself!
When the beggar heard Zhang Renshan's words, he was not afraid to open his mouth and said, "Okay! Then let's decide the time of one stick of incense, if someone comes to control you in this time of sticking incense, then even if I win, then you have to promise me one thing, after this stick of incense, then even if I lose, then it will be according to what you say."
Zhang Renshan nodded in agreement when he heard this, and casually said to the people beside him: "Everyone! Everyone also heard that this beggar didn't know what to do, and wanted to blackmail my money, and after I saw through it, he began to lie on the ground, and now! Hang this bet with me again, everyone is also a witness, and when the time comes, we won't be able to keep silent! ”
As soon as the people around heard Zhang Renshan say this, they all nodded yes, there were those who supported Zhang Renshan and those who were pitiful for the beggar, in short, people gathered more and more, and some people also deliberately lit a stick of incense to calculate the time, and the beggar went to the ground to give people a posture of loving who and whom, Zhang Renshan snorted lightly when he saw it, and took the chair on the stall next to him and sat down on his buttocks.
Seeing that a stick of incense was about to burn, someone shouted to the beggar, "Hey! You're still running! You see the incense is almost gone, I'm really waiting to be beaten! The beggar continued to lie on the ground and look at the sky as if he hadn't heard.
Zhang Renshan smiled and said, "Beggar didn't you hear!" Still pretend not to hear! Look! That incense is about to burn out, so I'll think of a trick for you, you come over now and kowtow respectfully to Uncle Ben three times, call Grandpa three times, I'll let you go as soon as I'm in a good mood."
The beggar turned his head to look at Zhang Renshan and said, "It's time to come, you just wait!" ”
Zhang Renshan just wanted to open his mouth to say that beggars should not say anything big, but he heard someone standing outside the crowd shouting: "Get out of the way, what's going on?" ”
The crowd parted with an uproar, and a person walked in, Zhang Renshan almost didn't get from the chair to the ground, so who is this person? Xiao Lingling, Zhang Renshan's nemesis is here.
"Yo! Isn't this a big scoundrel! How? What are you doing here? Xiao Lingling asked Zhang Renshan with a grin.
"Ahem! Cough! Well...... Nothing! I'm just hanging out! Tired! So take a break! Zhang Renshan coughed twice, and then said slowly.
Xiao Lingling glanced at Zhang Renshan with his eyes, then looked around and said, "I'll see ...... No way! There are so many people around here, you dare to say that you are just tired of walking and resting for a while, I guess what bad things you are doing, right? ”
"Really let Miss guess, this eldest young master ...... just now" A passer-by had a hippie smile and just wanted to tell Xiao Lingling the truth, Zhang Renshan hurriedly interrupted, and then threatened: "Don't talk!" You don't inquire either! I'll tell you too much, it's easy to get into trouble! ”
When Xiao Lingling heard Zhang Renshan's words, he burst out and said, "Scoundrel...... You said...... Why are you so funny! I didn't ask anything, so you won't admit yourself, oops! It seems that after all these years, your IQ is still not high enough to be there! You said that San'er must not break your heart by your side! Catch up with me, you gave him to me, our Xiao family really lacks a decent housekeeper! ”
"Hey! I mean, you're a witch! What is it like when you go! After all these years, it still hasn't changed, this mouth! Can you make people angry to death, do you want San'er? Don't give! Zhang Renshan said angrily after listening to Xiao Lingling's words.
Xiao Lingling didn't say anything, but muttered in a low voice while Zhang Renshan wasn't paying attention: "Who is the score, you...... I'll treat it like this, why don't you understand it! ”
"Huh? What do you say? Zhang Renshan looked at Xiao Lingling angrily.
"Nothing, I mean, what the hell are you doing here?" Two red clouds rose on Xiao Lingling's face.
"I said you're a female devil, why are you still nosy! Go, go, go! What do you want to do! Uncle Ben is busy! I don't have time to take care of you! Zhang Renshan said.
Xiao Lingling saw Zhang Renshan's eyes roll like this, so he walked out of the crowd, and then squeezed in and shouted at Zhang Renshan: "Scoundrel, how can you bully honest people!" How pitiful this beggar is, you still have to beat people! You say how hateful you are! ”
Zhang Renshan looked at his heart and said, "Yes!" This female devil has come to bad things again, oops! Oh my God! ”
Xiao Lingling saw that Zhang Renshan didn't speak, so he continued: "Scoundrel, how do you want me to say that you are a scoundrel!" Do these scoundrel things all day long, you say why you don't have any sympathy at all, what's wrong with the beggar asking you for money, you won't give a little charity? It's a big deal for your family! ”
"Hey! The female devil said that I can, but you are not allowed to say that our family is here! Believe it or not, Lao Tzu pumped you! Zhang Renshan said angrily.
"Come on! You pump me! I see you dare to touch me! Xiao Lingling said unconvinced.
"Hey! I ......" Zhang Renshan raised his hand and was about to fight, Xiao Lingling hurriedly shouted at Zhang Renshan: "If you want to beat me, I will tell your father and see how your father cleans you up!" When the time comes, you'll have to apologize to me at home, oops! Scoundrel, you've got it covered! ”
"Good, good! I'll put up with it, okay! But you don't have to worry about it! This is my affair with the beggar! Don't get involved with your girl's family! Zhang Renshan looked at the beggar lying on the ground leisurely, and then said to Xiao Lingling.
"No, Miss Ben is in charge of this!" Xiao Lingling said with a smile......