As the sun sets, Hermione Granger walks down the hill with a blank face. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

The sunlight shining from behind stretched her shadow to a slender one.

Hermione gently plucked the hairpin pinned to her forehead. For a moment, it was as if a wind was blowing through the hillside, causing her long hair and robe to flutter and flutter in unison. Although Hermione still looked like she was still at the moment, she looked like she was suddenly a dozen years older.

"Hermione" grabbed the void with an indifferent expression, and an ice cream cone that was exactly the same as Lu Yuan just now appeared in her hand. Since the Dawn has added a "Baiwei Ice Cream Machine", little Nana no longer lacks ice cream to eat, and Big Nana will naturally not lack it. Lu Yuan miscalculated at this point, he subconsciously regarded Da Nana and Xiao Nana as two different individuals, in fact, they are both the same main god located on different world lines!

It's just that this concept is very complex and can't be understood by non-god beings, because it doesn't make sense logically. But many times people tend to ignore that logic is only a tool for analysis, not eternal truth. In essence, it should be that logic must conform to truth, not that truth must conform to logic.

Hermione mechanically shoved the ice cream into her mouth, but only took a bite and stopped, frowning beautifully.

"Phew, the taste is a hundred times worse than the one just now!"

Obviously, this ice cream is also delicious, and it is actually exactly the same as the one Lu Yuan took out, and it was even made by the same ice cream machine. But "Hermione" just thinks that the one Lu Yuan handed her is more delicious, a hundred times! So much so that in the face of her favorite ice cream, she suddenly lost her appetite.

"Damn! It's a shame that the ice cream was eaten by his hair. I wish him to become a bald man soon! "Is it good to have hair without a mouth...... She resents this because of this, which will make Lao Lu, who is still holding the ice cream ball on top, look particularly pitiful.

As for why, Alona, who is obsessed with ice cream, was actually reincarnated as the daughter of two dentists?

"Damn it! Did I forget? I've been mentioning the saddest thing about me! ”

When she remembered when she was four years old, the first time she stretched out her longing little hand to ice cream, she was dragged away from the door of the ice cream parlor by her parents, and "Hermione" couldn't help but want to cry. It wasn't until that time that she realized what a dentist was – a goddamn profession that was designed to work against the Lord God!

This world that doesn't allow four-year-olds to eat ice cream is better destroyed!

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The dragon has reverse scales, and it will be angry if you touch it!

Hermione doesn't have scales, but she has stray hair, and she will be retaliated against for touching it.

Therefore, when Miss Hermione Granger appeared calmly in front of the screaming shack the next day and made an invitation, Lu Yuan initially refused - he knew very well how vengeful a girl of this age was! The number of times he folded it in the hands of Bo Li Lingmeng and Zhao Ling'er was able to make up a thick copy of "The Complete Book of Shame"!

However, Elaine Ravenclaw's wink frightened him into fleeing the screaming shack immediately. In his opinion, Elaine, who suddenly "broke out", was too terrible, and every move was full of aggression! You know, she actually came to scratch the door of Lao Lu's bedroom last night!

How much perseverance did you use to restrain yourself from opening the door?! The legs are pinched by themselves, and there is wood! I'm so faithful! As for whether Elaine really sulked until midnight to scratch his door...... In response, Nini, the little black cat, fiddled with her paws and smiled silently.

"As an apology for yesterday's inappropriate behavior, I would like to invite you to lunch." Hermione said politely, holding a few thick books on her chest as she spoke, very ladylike and Hermione.

"This ...... Well, I accept your apology. After weighing the trade-off between going into the village and staying here, Lu Yuan still felt that it would be better to leave the screaming shack for the time being and let Elaine calm down. So he agreed to Hermione's invitation and left the hill with his coat.

The path to the top of the hill becomes narrower as it becomes a tall stump path. Therefore, the two of them could only walk down the mountain one after the other.

On the way, Hermione naturally picked up one of the books—which she didn't open—but only to prove that "unlike some people, everything I say is clearly documented in the book." If Lu Yuan dared to object to what she said next, he would be slapped in the face by opening the book in minutes.

"King Arthur, who was the king of the English Celtic nation, records very clearly that he was a, male (accented)! His name is Arthur Pendragon! It's not Al ~ Toria (accent) ...... Your name is a complete misunderstanding caused by the inaccurate pronunciation of foreigners! You can pronounce pen-dra-gon, pen-dra... gon！ Although I appreciate your view of equality between men and women, objectively speaking, it was the fifth century AD, a completely patriarchal era. It is impossible for a woman to be a king. ”

Lu Yuan is embarrassed, have you started the preaching mode? Suddenly Harry and Ron felt pitiful. "I'm just talking about a possibility......"

"There is no such possibility!" Hermione was like a lion cub who had been violated on turf, her eyes widened in an instant, and her hair was cocked.

"Then you should be ...... Jokes? A story made up by someone? Let this be the case. Lu Yuan argued disappreciatively. Actually, of course I know it's Nasu mushroom, but does it matter?

"Of course not! You have to respect the history of the British! Like we can't say you guys... You guys—" I couldn't think of any example of Huaxia, Hermione said angrily, "You just can't tamper with it at will!" The basis of the adaptation is to respect the facts and not to speculate on your own! ”

"Oh?" Don't look at Lu Yuan, who is always lazy, thinking that he doesn't learn and has no skills, there are only a handful of people who are more knowledgeable than him. "But as far as I know, you don't seem to have any reliable historical documents in Britain, do you? We have historians in China who specialize in sorting out history, but none of your ruling class are unskilled. It is completely based on myths and legends and some foreign records, and the lack in the middle is all made up by the brain.

Do you call this kind of thing fact? Hard hammer Si Ting. Tell me, for example, that Master Merlin was King Arthur's teacher......"

"Archmage Merlin is real!" The lion cub glared.

"But how many centuries are there in between? The record of Merlin on the magic side should be very complete, you have seen him and Pen-dra... Is GON related? …… Well, stop glaring at me, let's change the subject. The fairy in the lake gave King Arthur's holy sword, what the hell is the fairy in the lake? ”

"That's just a hermit living by the lake! Maybe it's a magician! ”

"That Avalon......"

"It should be Glaston Castle!"

"Then Queen Guinevera had an affair with the chief knight Lancelot......

"You are not allowed to insult my idol! That kind of thing absolutely doesn't exist! ”

……

As a result, on the way to the "Three Broomsticks" bar, Miss Hermione's face was stinking. It wasn't until she found a seat and sat down that she became happy again. "I'm going to treat you to authentic British food!" She announced loudly.

Lu Yuan suddenly had an ominous premonition!

Sure enough, when the dishes came up, looking at the few dead fish drowning in the egg custard in front of him, Lao Lu only had a wry smile. "Hermione, do you know that British food doesn't mean food?"

"Of course, no one knows this better than I grew up eating french fries, pies and fried chicken." Hermione gushed about it, saying that she had never eaten so-called "British food" since she was a child. Whether it's looking at an unusually disgusting haggis or a mung bean pancake that sounds weird. However, she said that D pie (Cornish pie) she loved it.

"Then you still invite me to eat this dish of looking up~looking~star~sky~!?"

"That's a fisherman's delicacy...... Ha ha! In fact, I know that many British people are not used to eating this dish either. Miss Hermione said with a sense of urgency, "But we Brits love to entertain unwelcome guests, especially foreigners, with this dish!" ”

At this moment, Hermione smiled like a little fox who had successfully stolen chickens.

"Because we like the way you resist in your heart, but you have to eat it because you are polite." (To be continued.) )