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Dentist! Damn the dentist!

How could I ignore this all-important character setting?! You must know that the words "dentist's child" and "ice cream" are almost like the two ends of the world, as far away as the South Pole to the North Pole! The dentist kid is basically saying goodbye to ice cream - not to mention that Hermione's parents are both dentists - it's as terrifying as the second power of horror!

And Nana ...... We all know that she is an ice-cream-hungry scumbag god - Lao Lu can do it all day without discipline; Anne can go a day without a new one; Ding Mumu can be voyeur-free for a day; Reimu can go without money for a day - but Alona can't go a day without ice cream! Because the spoon is her body, and the rest is all scum.

It's like a "one-vote veto", the decisive factor! But how did I ignore it and stubbornly think that Hermione was the Great Alona? Lu Yuan couldn't understand this! It is certainly unforgivable for such a big hole in the plan that has been developed. So this crucial 0.01 second, he wasted 0.007 seconds of it on the entanglement.

The mass of magical energy flying towards him was getting closer and closer...... If you are close to Lu Yuan, you must make a choice immediately:

a. He can take this magic without changing his face.

The spells cast by the third-year Hogwarts student were not even a breeze for him, the great magician. He could ignore it and act as if nothing had happened. But then, he's likely to have a reputation as a pervert who preys on Lori (aren't you?). ）。

Then the Golden Triangle will become his enemy, and Elaine will abandon him; And then he will also become synonymous with perversion. Hogwarts students will say, "You can't be too far away", "You are as perverted as Lu Yuan", and "Your perversion level has reached 2.5 Lu Yuan".

Since then, it has become a unit of measurement for measuring metamorphosis, and it has been famous for eternity......

Of course, he had another option - plan_b!

b. When hit by magic, he can apply a reaction force to himself and fly out in a more exaggerated manner!

Although it looks humiliating, it is relieved at first, allowing Hermione to vent the anger in her heart; Secondly, his "scum strength" will make his harm level fall to the bottom, so as to get a chance to explain to the girl. And as long as Lu Yuan is given a minute, he can sell dancing shoes to elephants.

So, do you still need to choose? B, of course!

However, before that, Lu Yuan has one more thing to do in order to make the result perfect......

So in the last 0.001 second, he only did one thing: Lu Yuan took out a stick from the storage space and held it in his hand.

*****

"Scum! Except for your weapons! ”

"Ah~!!!"

With a terrible scream, Lu Yuan, who was "caught off guard" and was hit by magic, flew backwards in an exaggerated posture! The standard "ass backwards flat sand falling goose style", he fell into the sofa in embarrassment, only to hear a "click", and the sofa was unbearable and he sat straight to pieces!

He rolled over and piled up with a pile of wreckage, looking ashen and dejected. And the stick he was holding in his hand naturally flew out, drawing an arc and being caught by Hermione.

And that's not all.

I only heard a coquettish shout, "Where is the dead pervert who shot at Lori!" ”

Before anyone heard it, he saw a flash of golden light, and a golden kettle was thrown in from outside the door, "Bang! The sound hit Lao Lu's brain! The lid of the pot flew, and the spilled hot coffee poured Lao Lu from head to toe. "Oops," at this time, Elaine rushed in, and saw that it was Lao Lu who was smashed, and pretended to cover her small mouth, "I want to smash the pervert, why did you smash it?" Are you the dead pervert who wants little girls to lick ice cream? No wonder I don't feel any sense of maturity/womanhood! Hmph~"

Lu Yuan rolled his eyes weakly, the ghost only believed you, you have been lying on the door and eavesdropping, right? And what about Nima, my poor precious metal...... Is the Crown of the Oracle really going to turn into a coffee pot? You can't think about that pot of piping hot coffee that you just prepared...... Elaine's pot of coffee was slammed on Lao Lu's head, thinking that he was a pervert or something, of course, this reason only accounted for a small part, so she didn't believe that Lao Lu was that kind of person.

The bigger reason is probably the resentment that Lu Yuan posted it when he saw the little girl, but turned a blind eye to her, a big beauty who threw himself into his arms! Lao Lu knows this. It's just that the two of them are singing and playing here, and they have all five elements, but they always feel that something is missing......

That's right, why did the little girl who was happy in front of her suddenly stop moving?

Elaine turned her head to look. Hermione was seen holding a stick...... No, it should be said that it was an assorted ice cream cone, the strategic-level weapon that Lao Lu took out at the last moment, and stood there as if he was stupid.

The magic "Remove Your Weapon" knocks away and snatches the last item in the target's hand - whether it is a weapon or not.

Since Lu Yuan was holding an ice cream cone in his hand at the last moment, his so-called harassment charge is obviously no longer established, which is Lao Lu's foreshadowing. As long as this point is revealed, then of course he will go ashore safely and clear his name, and by the way, he will stand on the moral high ground.

But now it seems that the situation is a little out of control, the cone is held by the girl, and the colorful ice cream ball on it is like a black hole, which firmly attracts the girl's attention and makes her whole person fall in!

(Let go of me, ice cream!) I'm a girl with healthy teeth! (No!) Tooth... Healthy... You can eat ice cream... of girls. ）

This must be a conspiracy of the adult world! The sound of her swallowing saliva was so loud that all three of them could hear it clearly. Yes...... Is it that delicious? Hermione's intent, intently staring at the ice cream, even whetted Elaine's appetite.

"Hey, you can eat one, it's okay." Lu Yuan suggested. If it weren't for the possibility that Hermione was Alona had been ruled out, looking at the current appearance of little Hermione, there would be no need for any circumstantial evidence! Knowing that he and Elaine are both masters, it is difficult for the two of them to ignore the rapid saliva secretion from the corner of Hermione's mouth...... I really can't stand it! Lu Yuan now feels that if he doesn't let this girl eat ice cream, it will be a crime!

"Ahh Lu Yuan's words woke up Miss Know-it-all. She suddenly realized what she had just done, and Hermione screamed and threw the ice cream out of her hand, then turned and fled.

“…… So, what's the matter with me? Why is it always me who is unlucky? ”

Lao Lu had an ice cream ball on his head, and he was so resentful.

He seems to have forgotten that the dice template he threw this morning was the peerless unlucky guy who "treated his sister's hands as hemp......

*****

"So, it's you!"

didn't even have time to tidy it up, as soon as Hermione left, Lu Yuan blocked Elaine who wanted to run with her in the corner of the room! He rubbed his hands viciously, approaching with his teeth and claws.

It turned out that he couldn't see Tarzan, and he decided that Hermione was the great love of Rona, so he naturally subconsciously ignored many details. But now that Hermione, the number one suspect, has been ruled out, all sorts of suspicions about Elaine Ravenclaw have immediately surfaced! For example, why did this character, who did not exist in the original book, suddenly appear? And it happened to appear under Lao Lu's house, doesn't it feel too coincidental?

and always flirting with him, but firmly refusing at critical moments, and playing with a good hand to push and pull......

"Is that my suspicion?" Elaine pursed her mouth, she raised her hands angrily, and raised the towering **** in front of Lu Yuan's eyes. "So what are you waiting for? Do it! "You...... What do you say? What to do, if you have something to say. Facing the two rickety rabbits, Lao Lu was suddenly half stunned.

"Don't you want to confirm? Confirmed. I promise not to resist. Elaine pressed forward step by step, and the jumping rabbit was almost on Lu Yuan's face.

"I, I warn you not to be arrogant! Don't think I dare to do it! Someone said with a sneering expression. Even though he had created the body using biotechnology, he didn't know what to do with a prosthetic body. Besides, there is of course an essential difference between a body with a soul and a body without a soul! Although Lu Yuan is very confident, as long as he lets him touch it. With his familiarity with Nana, he would definitely be able to instantly confirm whether she was a big Alona from Elaine's reaction!

If yes, then of course it's no problem to win; But the question is, what if not......

"Not? Hmph~ It's not that you've touched it too! Elaine wrinkled her nose and sneered, "You are from Huaxia, I heard that traditional Chinese men are very responsible?" Be brave and be a responsible man! How? The beauties are all brought to the lips and still procrastinated, you are still not a man! ”

was questioned if it was a man, Lao Lu...... Lao Lu was decisive. Forget it, there will be opportunities in the future, so confirm it in other ways. Do you know what is the worst thing about Lu Yuan? He's a scumbag, but he's not thorough enough...... As for the question of whether it is a man, isn't there a song that is sung like this, "Men are so tired, it's right to stir the foundation, and it took decades to know that the position is not right......" Thinking about it carefully, this lyric is so dirty!

"You see the weather is so nice, you suddenly discuss men's problems with me, and I haven't brushed my teeth yet. Ah~ Look at the flying saucer! ”

Lu Yuan shouted and escaped from the room, and his pompous performance made Elaine laugh angrily!

However, there was some relief in that smile, but unfortunately Lu Yuan couldn't see it.

-- Just a little bit, just a little bit. If Lu Yuan was bolder, she would have to give up first.

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PS: There's one more chapter tonight. (To be continued.) )