Chapter 32: I, Robot
Zhuang Pi opened his eyes, his eyesight was very good, and in the blue sky, the layers of marks on the white clouds could be seen clearly. Turning his head slightly, he found himself lying in a cluster of flowers.
"Dead Pawn! You're fucking lying on my flowers again! β
"The flowers I planted with great difficulty have crushed you! Let's go! β
Zhuang Pi felt a pair of strong and powerful hands, grabbed his legs, and threw him up. He rolled in the air and saw clearly what was going on beneath him: "Oh, it's a field of flowers. β
"Ahh Wrong!! β
"Huh?! My hands, my arms, my body -! How did I become a robot!! β
Zhuang Pi looked at his black and silver steel hands with a look of disbelief, and they fell to the ground with a bang, only feeling a big vibration, but not much pain.
He got up from the ground, kept patting his steel body, and said in surprise: "My grass, my legs have become steel, my grass, my chest and abdomen have also become steel, my grass, my head is also steel, oops, my grass, my grass, my whole body is steel!" β
"I'm grass, cock won't change-"
The big robot, which was half a body taller than Zhuang Pi, stepped over in two steps, slapped Zhuang Pi on the head, and shouted: "Stinky Zhuang Pi, what is wrong with you?" The brain core is in the water! β
Zhuang Pi was slapped by the big robot, stunned for a moment, and a line of red words appeared in his field of vision: ...... After xxxxx, the future of the future xxxxx......
The red letter flashed three times and disappeared, Zhuang Pi still didn't fully accept the reality, damn it, this identity span is too big!
"You are ββ?" Zhuang Pi asked hesitantly, and then he received another slap on the head.
"I'll go! Your brain core is really broken! I'm the No. 8903847 robot of the second series of bear machines, bear feet! β
"Bear's Foot ββ?" Zhuang Pi hesitated, "You robot looks a little like a bear." β
The bear-foot robot hammered Zhuang Pi's chest with his big thick steel hand, touched his forehead again, and shouted, "Are you knocking on psychedelic electrolytes again!" β
"I told you earlier, psychedelic electrolytes are not good for the body!"
Bear Foot opened the storage box at his thigh, took out a colored square, threw it in his mouth and chewed it with steel teeth, and suddenly burst out with a crackling arc, and his head trembled with electricity, but his face was full of comfort.
"This is good, arc gum, it can not only lift the spirit, but also get rid of bad breath, great! Would you like a piece? β
Zhuang Pi thought for a while, took a piece of arc gum, put it in his mouth and chewed it, and suddenly burst out of an arc, feeling that his teeth and tongue and jaw were numb, crispy, and the refreshing feeling rushed straight to his brain, and his spirit was lifted, and his dizzy head was sobered up a lot.
With a slightly clearer mind, Zhuang Pi remembered something about him, a robot set up to take on the role of a farm worker, growing crops and harvesting grain to feed the "animals" in the animal quarantine area.
In this 100-acre farm, there are only two robots, Zhuang Pi and Bear Feet. Zhuang Pi was set up as a farm worker as soon as he left the factory, and the bear-foot robot turned out to be a porter on the battlefield, who was blown unconscious once, contracted war trauma syndrome, and was dismissed and came to the farm to retire.
When Bear Foot came to the farm, he didn't grow food seriously, but liked to fiddle with some flowers and plants, but many of the flowers and plants planted were secretly dug up by Zhuang Pi and sold in a small town hundreds of miles away in exchange for money to buy psychedelic spiritual drinks.
Zhuang Pi shook his steel-shelled head, yawned a lot, and muttered, "What about people?" Anyone? Is it really just the two of us here? β
"People?? What an interstellar joke! Bearfoot pouted and spit out the chewed arc gum, "Where is anyone!" If I can touch it, no, as long as I can see a person from a distance, it will make me die immediately, and I will be worth it! β
"Humans have long since disappeared, and there have been no humans for hundreds of thousands of years!"
"Tsk, Zhuang Pi, if you want me to say, has this human race never appeared on the earth, the history in those textbooks is all a lie made up by the empire, and the human fossils in those museums are all forged to deceive us so that we can work hard, you see, when I was on the battlefield, I ......"
Bear Feet opened the infinite braggart mode of post-war stress trauma, Bang, Bang, Zhuang Pi who listened wanted to weld his mouth solder!
After taking a bath with ultrasound, Zhuang Pi felt a lot more relaxed, and the bear's foot brought a plate of energy blocks with two glasses of red wine made from battery liquid, and they were eating, drinking, and watching TV. There's a popular TV series on TV.,A robot falls in love with a android.,The two want a child.,They keep arguing because the child is a robot or a android.,In the end, a child who looks like an ape.γγ
At this point, Zhuang Pi fully entered the role, and he deliberately mocked Bear's Feet and joked: "Didn't you say that there was no one?" Isn't there someone on TV? You see, how much like a person, so hairy! β
Bear Foot put down the fork with the energy block inserted into it, waited for the steel eye, and shouted, "Nonsense! That where is the man, just a failed botched fly to prevent the clone! β
"I told you earlier, the human race has long since disappeared, and it has disappeared cleanly, not even a single cell remains!"
"The cloned ape children in the TV series are too fake, and when I have the opportunity, I will take you to visit the army, where the clones are genetically modified using apes, and they are exactly the same as real people."
Zhuang Pi continued to mock deliberately: "You haven't seen a real person, how do you know that it's exactly the same as a real person!" β
Angry, the bear's feet clenched his iron fist, and the metal cover on the top of his head turned red, but he couldn't think of how to refute it, so he had to snort, wave his hand, and turn off the TV.
"Alright, alright, don't be angry!" Zhuang Pi comforted, "May I ask you a question?" β
Xiong Jingjing didn't want to pay attention to Zhuang Pi, but when he heard him use the word "ask for advice", he said nonchalantly: "Say." β
"Robots, clones, androids, which one is the most powerful?" Zhuang Pi asked seriously.
"Needless to say." Bear's feet said without thinking. "Of course it's our robots!"
"Clones are just a lump of flesh and bones, with a dull head and inefficient work. And you have to study for a while, and you can go to work after you grow. Cut, low people! β
"Androids do have a smart chip brain, but their bodies are too fragile, just a little stronger than clones, not good, not good."
"It's just us robots, with a strong metal body, a smart chip brain, andβ"
Bear Paused and was full of pride: "And the most important thing is to be upgraded, not only the brain core can be upgraded, but every part of the body can also be upgraded." β
"Hey, why are you asking this?" Bearfoot seemed to suddenly think of something, "You don't want to upgrade your body, do you??" β
"That's right!" Zhuang Pi said naturally and seriously, "I not only want to upgrade, but also upgrade to the top." β
Bear Feet looked disdainful and said, "You don't daydream anymore!" It's nice ideal that you want to upgrade, it's just too hard! β
"Why should the imperial system upgrade you, a farm worker, and directly build a high-level robot with good accessories, wouldn't it be good?"
"Upgrade you! , you! β
Zhuang Pi's face was mysterious, and he said incomprehensibly: "Just look at it, when I am upgraded to the top, don't cry and shout and beg me to give you a hand!" β
"Humph! Daydream! Bear Feet didn't believe what Zhuang Pi said, sneered, and said, "Let's take a break, shut down or hibernating??" β
"Sleep, let's see if we can daydream!"