Chapter 33: Octopus Mechanic
Shutdown is a complete rest, no dreaming, hibernation is to retain a small part of the function, can dream, but only a few special robots will have a dream with content, the vast majority of robots will just have a blank dream.
Bear's feet closed his eyes and remained motionless, as if he were asleep. Zhuang Pi also closed his eyes, but his fingers kept bending and straightening.
As the minutes ticked by, night fell, and the starry sky appeared.
"Dreaming? Ha, that's just a trick. Zhuang Pi opened his eyes and leaned over to the ear of the bear's feet, "Brother, I'm sorry, I'm leaving, I don't want to be captive on this farm for the rest of my life, thank you for accompanying me for a long time, goodbye." ”
"It's really hard for this robot before, it was originally made to welcome my arrival, before I came, he was about to go crazy, and he could only drink all kinds of psychedelic preparations all day long to numb himself."
Zhuang Pi took out a money card from the drawer, swiped half of the money, grabbed the car keys on the table, and walked out of the house.
There is a minimalist nuclear-powered sedan in the carport, Zhuang Pi opened the door and sat in, twisted the key, but did not start the car, he chuckled and shook his head, pressed the auxiliary computer on his left arm, found the previously recorded audio, and played the voice of the bear's feet: Hum! Launch! Launch!
The car started, all kinds of instruments were energized and lit up, Zhuang Pi did not set off immediately, but ordered the car to open the top cover of the controller, he jumped the wire to connect the four wires, bypassed the intelligent control chip, and adjusted to the manual mode. The steering wheel, hidden in the front panel, pops up, and the gear lever appears on the right side of the seat.
Airplanes! Airplanes!
Zhuang Pi hung up the gear, stepped on the accelerator vigorously, and rushed out of the carport at a gallop.
"A nuclear-powered sedan modified by a bear's foot is cool to drive!" Zhuang Pi exclaimed, hung up to the highest gear, crossed the farm path, and drove into the wide and smooth road.
On both sides of the road are planted two kinds of plants, one coniferous and the other vine, both of which secrete strong phosphors and act as street lamps.
Shaking his head to the energetic music, Zhuang Pi seemed to return to the original world, when he often drove a speeding car and galloped across the land at night, this feeling made him intoxicated.
Suddenly, a fawn rushed out from the side of the road, as if frightened by the dazzling lights, and stood in the middle of the road, shivering, and would not move.
If Zhuang Pi did not shield the car's intelligent system, then without him making a move, the car would automatically brake and slow down to bypass the deer, but now it is in manual mode.
Squeak——!
Touch!!
Zhuang Pi stepped on the brakes, but did not reduce the speed of the car in time, "Bump! With a bang, the fawn was knocked away. The car drove forward for more than ten meters before slowly stopping.
Opening the car door, as soon as Zhuang Pi stepped out of one foot, he saw a small gray robot running out of the roadside and blocking in front of the car with open arms.
"How do you drive! You're blind! Such a big deer would even collide! What a rotten car! ”
"It must be that the intelligent system is not turned on! You're driving illegally! ”
"Public or private?! Lose money! ”
"Fifteen thousand!"
Zhuang Pi was stunned for a moment: "Damn!" So skilled, this is a master of porcelain! ”
He activated the remote scan, and sure enough, he found that beneath the flesh of the bleeding deer was a metal bone.
Zhuang Pi walked towards the deer and said, "It's not selfish, I ask for an accident inspection!" ”
"Detect you dead steel!" The gray robot scolded.
"It must be private!"
"Don't, get the money!"
"Take the money obediently, otherwise you will be good-looking!"
From behind the fluorescent powder vegetation on the side of the road, two small robots came out, waving their fists at him proudly, it seems that they saw that they couldn't touch the porcelain, so they grabbed it directly!
Zhuang Pi stopped, turned around and walked back to the car, got into the car, and closed the door.
"Hey, it's better to be obedient! lest you be beaten—" The gray robot exclaimed triumphantly, and before he could finish speaking, he froze.
The window slowly opened, and a high-grade electric light gun came out of the window. Bear Feet modified this car if he was fine, as a veteran, how could he not have all kinds of on-board firearms in the car!
"Get out! I don't have time to waste time with you! Zhuang Pi said, pulled the trigger, bang ......!
The electric rays containing huge energy chased the three robots that were scurrying around, and kept shooting, and the fawn that was originally lying on the ground and pretending to be dead suddenly stood up and fled quickly.
In the following trip, there was no emergency, and half an hour later, Zhuang Pi drove to a small town hundreds of miles away.
Psychedelic rays, powerful music, encroach on every inch of the ballroom, creating a feeling of billowing red dust.
Zhuang Pi walked into the dance hall, his body involuntarily slightly excited, he knew that this was because he frequented here, so that his body had muscle memory, heard, felt, breathed the familiar breath in the dance hall, and faintly looked forward to it. But at this time he was no longer the same person, and without the slightest pause, he walked to the small door at the back of the ballroom and rang the doorbell.
The red dot on the camera above the door flashed twice, and the door opened. Inside the door is a long corridor, and there is a small door at the end.
Zhuang Pi pushed the door in, and the first thing that caught his eye was a variety of mechanical parts, various energy equipment, and various chips, which were placed on the shelves in turn from small to large, from parts to wholes.
A medium-sized mechanic with five manipulators and three legs, looking like a peculiar octopus, was sitting on a workbench, fiddling with a delicate mechanical saffron, the petals rotating and rubbing against each other, making a crisp and beautiful sound, many times better than the music in the dance hall outside.
One of the manipulators of the eight-claw mechanic picked up a small card and clicked it, waking up the display interface, he didn't go to see Zhuang Pi, and said calmly and coldly: "Zhuang Pi, a humanoid robot of the B generation A series, is factory in the third department of the Ministry of Agriculture in the Eastern Region of the Empire, and his identity is a farm worker. ”
"Tell me, which part do you want to upgrade?" The eight-claw mechanic said, "Declare in advance, my fee is not low, at least twice as expensive as other mechanics in the town. ”
"Don't waste my time if you don't have money ready!"
Zhuang Pi heard it, this octawed mechanic didn't believe that he, a farm worker, could have the money to upgrade himself. It's true that he doesn't have any money, but he still wants to upgrade his parts, and it's a full upgrade.
"Hmph." Zhuang Pi sneered, "Do you know what the three laws of robots are?" ”
"Of course I know the joke!" The octopus mechanic said angrily, "However, the three laws are all false! It's a playwright who made it up! ”
"Even if it's true, where is there a human being who can exercise the authority of the three laws!"
Zhuang Pi was too lazy to waste his words, picked up a nano bullet blade gun, pointed at the eight-clawed mechanic, and then pointed to his head, and said with a general seriousness:
"Give me the money, give me the equipment, give me all the parts to upgrade, with the best parts you have here! Otherwise—"
"I'm going to kill myself!" Zhuang Pi's face was confident and cold, "It causes you psychological trauma, you can only go crazy!" Then scrapped!! ”
"Humph! You're not human! How could I listen to you-" The Octopus Mechanic said, suddenly trembling and standing up, his face full of incredulity, "Your, yes, your-"
"Who the hell are you?!!" The five manipulators of the eight-claw mechanic did not listen to his call, and they were entangled together, and the three legs also clicked and jumped, bouncing.
"Me?!" Zhuang Pi smiled, "I look like a robot on the outside, but-"
"What I am loaded with is a person, a real human ideological system!"
Zhuang Pi seemed to be talking to himself: "The three laws of the robot have not been triggered for millions of years, and the information of the three laws in the system of the robot is becoming less and less, but this information is the most basic structure of the indispensable robot, and it has been dispersed into every component of the robot. ”
"Ahh I felt it!! The Octopus Mechanic suddenly became agitated, and the robot kept dancing, sweeping away many things on the workbench, including his favorite mechanical safflower.
"Ahh I felt a human !! ”
"Ah~ah!! I saw a human !! ”
"Ahhh......h Hahaaahah...... Oo......!!!oo ”
Zhuang Pi sighed helplessly, put down the nano bullet blade gun in his hand, and ordered: "Shut up, calm down." ”
The eight-clawed mechanic immediately shut up and quieted down, meek as a little pet dog, looking at Zhuang Pi with a sparkle in his eyes.
……
"Erase this memory of yours." After the upgrade was completed, Zhuang Pi ordered.
"No, don't, please don't, please, I don't want to erase memories that will make me feel glorious for the rest of my life! Please—" The Octopus mechanic begged.
Zhuang Pi slowly spit out four words: "Immediately, delete." ”
These four words triggered the most basic code engraved deep in the eight-claw mechanic's system, and he had to execute it.
Zhuang Pi walked out of the dance hall, looked up at the night sky, and felt indescribably relaxed - finally out of the original setting, and the new journey written by me was about to begin.