Chapter 51: Egg Pain (Ask for Collection, Ask for Recommendation Votes)
Lao Li Tou withdrew his finger and said, "This is the unique aura of immortals, I will let you feel it as a mortal." ”
"I haven't taken back this trace of immortal energy, it still remains in your body, even if it's a meeting gift."
"Now you do what I ask, first of all, try to control this immortal qi, it should be very simple, try to press it towards the dantian."
He Shang just looked at them like this, as for what kind of immortal qi or something, in his opinion, it should be the aura used by immortals.
Liu Lao Liu's eyes were ghostly, and compared to him, Liu Huiming was much better, only to see him sitting there motionless with his eyes closed.
Liu Huiming opened his eyes and said, "You can control it!" ”
As soon as Liu Huiming finished speaking, Liu Lao Liu shouted: "It's moving!" ”
Lao Li Tou praised: "Good! Not bad! Now you press the immortal qi towards the dantian, the speed must be slow, even the slightest immortal qi contains extremely strong power, you must not be in a hurry. ”
The old man pointed cautiously, and Liu Lao Liu continued to stare at the two big eyes, and his mouth was full of grace, making a look of being working hard.
After about ten minutes, Lao Li Tou asked again, "How is it?" ”
The black old man squatted on the ground and moved in front of Liu Laoliu, and Liu Laoliu immediately nodded to the old man, looking like I am talented, this little thing is not worth mentioning.
Li Jingmin moved in front of Liu Huiming again, and Liu Huiming's face was cloudy and uncertain at this time, and his brows were sometimes tight and sometimes stretched.
Old Li Tou'er suddenly cheered, and then poked out a finger and pointed at Liu Huiming's abdomen.
Lao Li Tou exclaimed: "You kid is okay! ”
He Shang watched the movements of these three people, and every movement deeply attracted him.
Suddenly, Liu Laoliu's whole body trembled, He Shang was stunned, and thought that it was dripping, and then Liu Laoliu screamed, and fell down with his hands on his crotch.
Lao Li Tou looked dazed: "What's wrong with you?" Is it going crazy? ”
Liu Lao Liu fell to the ground and rolled around in pain, his hands were clutched on his crotch, beads of sweat on his face were crackling down, and he held back for a long time before squeezing out two words from between his teeth: "Egg hurts......"
The old black man's mouth was wide enough to stuff an ostrich egg, and after being stunned for a while, he burst into foul language: "I'll fucking let you press the dantian, who made you press so low!" ”
He Shang: "........."
Then after Lao Li Tou's explanation, everyone understood that whether or not to have immortal qi is the most basic difference between an immortal and a mortal, with immortal qier, you can use some immortal techniques of immortals, just like the talisman he drawn, and Liu Lao Liu and Liu Huiming have broken away from the sequence of mortals and joined the ranks of immortals, but now they are only reserves.
Reserve duty means that you have to perform your duties unconditionally when you are needed, but the salary is much different from that of a regular worker, and you can't negotiate conditions yet.
Because the reserve has to be inspected by the organization, and then it can be considered whether to become a regular, that is to say, if you want to really become an immortal, you have to accept all kinds of oppression from Lao Litou.
He Shang saw Lao Li Touer squatting on the ground in a small vest, forming a circle in front of Liu Lao Liu and Liu Huiming, and He Shang also came over.
I saw Lao Li Touer using a big pu fan to point to the "skill tree" drawn with broken bricks on the ground and explaining.
"The reserve is not the most inferior, and there is an observation period before again, but of course your uncle will not embarrass you, so he will directly promote you to the reserve, and you must experience your uncle's hard work."
Liu Lao Liu raised his head at Liu Huiming and said, "Eh! Your uncle is very righteous. Suddenly saw He Shang on the side, and then remembered that there was still someone who was worried about him!
Liu Huiming smiled: "Your uncle! ”
Lao Li Tou shook the pu fan: "Young poor mouth, listen to your uncle." If the reserve wants to become a regular member, it needs a certain procedure, first of all, it is to accumulate virtue. ”
Liu Laoliu didn't know why he asked, "What do you mean by accumulating virtue?" ”
Lao Li raised his eyes and looked at the sky, and hesitated: "It's hard to say this specifically, people in the past liked to accumulate virtue by building bridges and temples, but recently this article has been banned, after all, people who can pay to build bridges and temples are not necessarily good people, and no matter how much virtue is not a good person, it is useless." ”
"Anyway, it's just a good deed, it's simple."
"How much merit is to be considered complete?"
Lao Li Tou pointed to the second branch of the skill tree and said: "This has to be seen according to different ways of accumulating virtue, first of all, as the sixth said to be a good person." ”
"According to different degrees, the heavenly court will give different points, such as helping the old lady cross the road can earn one point, collecting gold does not accumulate two points, and artificial respiration on drowning people can also get points, but the object is 5 points for the same sex, and only one point can be scored for the opposite sex."
This point system is quite detailed and clear, and it can't be sold well if it's cheap.
"Every thousand points counts merit once, and when you cultivate a thousand merits, you can turn into an immortal."
He Shang was stunned for a moment, how could he suddenly find that it was similar to the merit model of his probation system?
Liu Lao Liu was surprised: "Help the old lady cross the road a thousand times a thousand times?!" ”
Lao Li grinned: "That's still on the basis that the old lady is voluntary, you drag someone to kidnap people, and you will deduct points!" ”
"And the point system? Then I'm ...... now."
Lao Li had a sad and changeable look, and said, "You have had negative marks since you were born. ”
Liu Lao Liu said with a bitter face: "At that time, I was still a mortal, and now I should clear it, and I still retain my attributes when I change jobs!" ”
Lao Li Tou said helplessly: "This is the system, and I can't help it." ”
"So how much do I lose now?"
Lao Li Tou pinched his fingers in a fake way: "En... Help the old lady cross the road by one thousand times one thousand, and add sixty thousand three hundred and forty-four times. ”
Liu Laoliu collapsed and said, "How can this be counted?!" ”
Lao Li Tou snapped his fingers and counted with me: "If you beat the old man once, you will lose two hundred, do you need anything else?" ”
Liu Laoliu "..........."
looked at the bald head that was staring at him, and suddenly sighed.
Liu Huiming was also impatient, and hurriedly asked: "What about me, what about me." ”
Lao Li pinched his fingers for a long time: "You're okay, you just minus four thousand three." ”
Liu Huiming was unconvinced: "I also have negative scores?!" ”
Lao Li Tou shook his head and sighed: "The vast majority of people now have negative scores. As he spoke, he glanced at Liu Laoliu and said to Liu Huiming, "You are all low." ”
At this time, He Shang was curious: "Can you show the poor monk too?" ”
Lao Li was stunned for a moment, "You have become a god, what else do you watch?" ”
He Shang stopped talking for a while, only he knew what kind of immortal he was?
However, He Shang found that he seemed to be able to influence this Liu Lao Liu, because he had already discovered from this short contact that this Liu Lao Liu was a scum.
To say that he is a hooligan is to praise him!