Chapter 7: Farewell
"Isn't it? It's finally 10,000 years old, and you're going to die in a while? Tang Hua said in surprise, his tone was very regretful, sorry for this guy who didn't know if it was a monster or a divine beast.
In an instant, he made up a lot of guesses in his head:
Similar to the plot in a martial arts movie, a martial arts predecessor with profound skills was about to die if he was plotted by someone, and he forcibly used his internal strength to hold on to his breath, and after finding a suitable successor, he explained the aftermath, and then passed on his life to his successor.
Or like the plot in a fantasy movie, a certain town sect beast was injured by the demon cult demon and was chased and killed all the way, and finally at the end of the road, he happened to meet the right genius, engraved the inheritance of his sect on the jade slip of the exercises, and then used the last time to build a foundation for this lucky man, so that he could embark on the smooth road of cultivation from now on.
Or, a spaceship of an alien civilization that has been adrift in the galaxy for tens of thousands of years unfortunately crashed on Earth, and the life on the spaceship is parasitic on a big yellow dog, and before his death, he entrusts the brilliant alien technological civilization to a handsome human guy (fog).
"You're not handsome at all, really, stop deceiving yourself." The voice of the big yellow dog interrupted Tang Hua's YY.
"The ability to see through the soul is really powerful, whether it is the soul level or the thought side, I think I can know anything...... Sure enough, it's better than mind reading. Tang Hua was speechless, this magical creature with the appearance of a Chinese pastoral dog, this is going to die, and he can accurately complain about his obscene content.
"I don't have any strong internal strength or cultivation that can pass on your skills, and I don't know any cultivation methods, let alone the scientific and technological inheritance of alien civilizations that can give you, I'm really sorry, human race." The big yellow dog teased softly, Tang Hua's slightly embarrassed face made it feel very good - this kid is still a slow type, and after chatting for so long, he gradually revealed his true mood.
"Then you spent 320 hours finding me, and in another hour, that is, two hours, you will die, so what do you want to do? Let me collect your body? Tang Hua said with a slightly poisonous tongue.
"I can't give you the things you imagined, but there are still greeting gifts." The big yellow dog said.
Tang Hua once again magically saw a smile on its dog face.
"I can't tell the story of my 10,000-year life in a year, so I won't say much, if you have a fate in the future, maybe you will know something." The big yellow dog really looked at Tang Hua like an elder, "Don't talk nonsense, report your Alipay account to me first." β
"Huh? This...... How embarrassing is that? Tang Hua was stunned for a moment, and then his face was full of joy and hypocrisy, the movements in his hands were not slow, and he directly opened his Alipay APP and showed his account, "Is this a meeting gift?" Ha ha...... You don't have to give money, right? That, do you sweep or do I sweep you? Oh sorry, you don't have a phone...... But you have spells, right? This is my QR code for receiving money, you can transfer money directly with a sweep of your eyes, right? But it seems that there is a limit to the payment by scanning the code, right? Can your spells bypass system detection? What's that...... You don't have to give too much, just the meaning. β
When people want to give money, he even changes his title, from "you" to "you".
"Interesting...... With such a greedy face, his soul did not fluctuate at all. The big yellow dog looked at Tang Hua and said, "It's a pity, I don't have the time to get to know you slowly." β
"Alipay has received 10,000 yuan." Tang Hua's mobile phone popped up an app reminder.
"Uh...... Really give? Tang Hua stood up straight, he just thought that people were just talking and playing, and the other party didn't have a mobile phone, how to transfer money?
"It's not that I'm hypocritical, and I'm not sorry for nothing, isn't it okay for Your Excellency to be like this?" Tang Hua clicked on the balance, and it was indeed 10,000 yuan more.
"A celebrity once said, "She was too young to know all the gifts given by fate, and she had already secretly marked the price. I didn't know that all the free lunch bread contained chronic poison. Tang Hua frowned, "This is also the reason why I have never wanted to be involved with you, for me, you are a miracle, and the benefits brought by such a miracle are too dangerous for me." β
"I appreciate your prudence, in fact, I can give you endless wealth at one time, but I only give you 10,000 yuan, that is, I know that you kid is suspicious by nature, if you are a fish, I am afraid that all the fishermen in this world will not have the ability to catch you." The big yellow dog said, "So, this 10,000 yuan actually has a saying." β
"First, because of my relationship, your electric car and a car of cosmetics were scrapped in the evening, right? This is a little compensation, in addition, you also took me to the veterinary hospital just now to treat the wound, and it also cost money, so this is not 'no merit', it can only be said that I paid you back, right? It's only natural to pay back debts, right? β
"Second, a conservative estimate, counting the battery car, cosmetics and medical expenses, my money is not enough to accompany you, so I plan to pay in installments, 10,000 yuan per month, a total of 5 months."
"Thirdly, I know that you don't eat the food that comes from the mouth, and you don't believe that there is a free lunch in the world, then I will hire you, and you will work hard in exchange for payment, and you will make money with your efforts, and you will be right, and there is no one to blame, right? Anyway, you've just lost your job, and it's really not easy to find a good job now, you know this better than me, so after five months, your account will still have money in your account every month, and that's your salary! β
Tang Hua looked at the big yellow dog, and for a while he really couldn't find any words to refute.
"5 months? Playing money? But aren't you going to die soon? How do you send me money? Tang Hua finally found the loophole.
"I still have this ability, you can understand it as a kind of mana, even if I die, I have already set it up, and I will regularly allocate your salary to you on the 1st of every month, of course, if you have that energy, you can do part-time work if you want to, or simply ignore the 'own job', anyway, my boss is dead, no one cares about you, and no one lets you work overtime." The big yellow dog said, "Don't think about not returning the money to me the way it was, don't believe it, the account that was sent to you just now actually doesn't exist, and you can't find anyone to refund it." β
"......" Tang Hua sighed, this big yellow dog did a great job as if he was explaining the aftermath.
Even if he is sluggish, it should be clear at this time that this big yellow dog is finally going to get to the point - after going around for a long time, explaining and sending money, the key "arrangement work" is finally here.
The "work" arranged by a divine beast or a great demon on the verge of death, even if you think about it in tonsils, you should understand that it must be very troublesome.
Maybe there is still a life-threatening job at any time, and 10,000 yuan a month will cost him his life? Excuse.MeοΌ Is his life so worthless?
"I want to refuse." Tang Hua looked at the big yellow dog, "I'm not interested in the job you said. β
"I said it, whatever you want, you are my last and only choice, I don't have time." The big yellow dog looked at the electronic clock on the wall, it was already 22:15.
"Remember that dream you had in that little alley?" The big yellow dog's voice became a little muffled.
"Do you know my dreams? The island? Tang Hua heard that the big yellow dog did not force him, a little relieved, people said, "People are about to die, their words are good, birds are about to die, and their songs are also sad", this 10,000-year-old magical life is about to usher in its death, and his losses today have also been compensated, perhaps, he is the last companion in this world.
"It's desolate, isn't it? That place? The big yellow dog asked, then nodded to himself, "Yes, it used to be the most beautiful place in the world until 4,000 years ago...... Alas, Tang Hua, although you and I have not met until today, although I have no time to explain many things, I hope that in the future that I cannot witness, this island can regain its charm and glory in the past. β
"Actually...... You've got 1 hour and 45 minutes to die, right? I guess I can say a lot, right? Tang Hua said weakly, "When I was in high school, I had a class of 45 minutes, and when I was reviewing, the teacher reviewed a whole history book for us in one class......
"I also want to say a little more, but unfortunately, some people won't let you, I can't let your seedlings be stifled." The big yellow dog suddenly pricked up its ears and stared out of the balcony window with its eyes blazing.
"Click!!!"
Huge thunder and dazzling lightning lit up the entire night sky in an instant.
Why is the sky so green at night?
The rain was pouring down.
Everything was too sudden.
The big yellow dog stood up, its hind legs still in a cast.
It opened its mouth, and under Tang Hua's surprised gaze, it spit out a black lacquer thing, which looked a bit like the seal of an ancient official or emperor.
"What is this?" Tang Hua asked.
"Is this...... It's the key to the office. With some difficulty, the big yellow dog shifted his direction and turned to the dark clouds outside the window, where it seemed that there was the most formidable enemy.
At the last moment, he still had the heart to joke, and even the last rest was disturbed, and he still had the courage to talk and laugh like this, and a strange admiration arose in Tang Hua's heart.
At this moment, the black jade seal that fell on the sofa suddenly disappeared, Tang Hua's palm sank, and suddenly it seemed that someone had stuffed something, and when he looked down, it was the jade seal.
The base of this jade seal is boxy, and there is a creature carved on the top that Tang Hua did not know, a bit like a divine beast on the bronze ware of the Yin Shang period.
"Now, you are its owner, I have finished explaining, and I can leave with peace of mind." The big yellow dog said in a low voice, it turned its head and looked at Tang Hua with some reluctance in his eyes: "I admire your character, human boy, if you were me, maybe you would live longer than me, and you would be more successful than me!" β
"I'm going to meet my fate, human." The big yellow dog said that the lightning in the sky is getting more and more dense, because of the lightning, many buildings in the distance have been without power.
"Hey, I haven't asked your name yet...... Before Tang Hua could finish speaking, the big yellow dog turned into an orange light, penetrating the glass of the window and shooting into the dark clouds in the sky.
Until the last moment of life, the life that is still fighting unyieldingly, is it great? Or a fool?
If it was Tang Hua in the past, he might think it was the latter.
Now he is just holding the jade seal tightly, staring at the sky like the arrival of the heavenly tribulation, and there is an indescribable melancholy in his heart.
"So when you say you'll die in the middle of the night, do you mean fighting to the death?" Tang Hua took a deep breath.
"I can't let your seedling be stifled" The words of the big yellow dog seemed to still linger in his ears, because he couldn't let Tang Hua be strangled, so he died generously.
Before dying, he gave Tang Hua the "key" to the "office", whether to enter or not to enter the "office", whatever he wanted.