Chapter 6: Hooray!
"See through the soul?" Tang Hua looked at the big yellow dog on the sofa and muttered, he didn't understand what "soul" was, although humans had described it countless times over thousands of years, but it was too abstract.
Of course, the blue-faced and fanged ghost in the horror film is quite vivid, not abstract at all, but it is just an artistic imagination, and it is a sensory stimulation.
The dog's eyes were glowing, and they were purple, if Tang Hua had to describe the feeling of being stared at at the moment, he could only find the adjective "demonic".
He didn't quite suspect that the dog was bragging, for he had just witnessed it eat an "evil spirit", though he wondered why he could see the translucent creature with its horns.
From its tone, it can be heard that being able to "see through the soul" is much more high-end than "mind reading", and the common sayings that people often talk about "seeing the essence through the phenomenon" and "seeing the soul through the surface" have been expressed clearly enough.
"It's really a high-end ability, to see through the soul or something...... I don't even know what kind of person I am, tell me, what is my soul like? Noble? Vulgar? Integrity? Evil? Sheer? Or is it miscellaneous? Tang Hua put away his acting skills, sat on the other end of the sofa expressionlessly, peeled a banana and ate it.
He really wanted to hear his own extraordinary voice from the mouth of the big yellow dog, such as that your soul is extremely pure, like an angel, or that your soul is as dark as a demon, but your evil has not yet awakened.
It's not that he is sick in the middle school, but that he has lived as an ordinary person who can no longer be ordinary to this day, and his life for more than 20 years has been like a small grass on the endless green grassland, with no bright spots.
It's been a terrible day, and if you can hear that you have a great, or evil, or at least special soul, it will be considered a "consolation prize".
"Your soul ...... It's very ordinary in human beings, and there's nothing particularly special about it. The big yellow dog's answer shattered Tang Hua's illusion and made him laugh self-deprecatingly.
"The strength of the soul is very average, the purity is very average, there is neither innate strong toughness, nor through the acquired 'truth, goodness and beauty' self-cultivation to improve the purity, in the end, there is no dragging and sinking by your own physical and spiritual desires, becoming a dark and depraved soul, you are very ordinary, or too balanced, neither left nor right, not up or down, not strong or weak, just in the middle." The big yellow dog shook his head and said a lot, and Tang Hua was a little speechless when he heard this evaluation:
What is this? Is it a compliment? Not counted.
Is it a mockery? Neither is it.
So why does it sound a little unpleasant?
I'm not happy that I'm not a Long Aotian attribute? Or is it unhappy that you are not a potential stock that has "accumulated a lot"?
Maybe.
"You don't seem to be happy?" The big yellow dog looked at Tang Hua with interest, "From the time you entered the door to now, this expression is the first time that your true feelings have been revealed, right?" Rare. ”
"Hey, do you know Zhou Dunyi?" The big yellow dog saw that Tang Hua was not in high interest chewing a banana, and suddenly asked.
"What?" Tang Hua was stunned.
"Zhou Dunyi, the originator of Song and Ming Dynasty science...... As a Chinese, haven't you heard of it? The big yellow dog was a little disdainful.
“…… I'm sorry, I didn't get good grades when I went to school, and even if I did, I forgot about it. Tang Hua was not annoyed, shrugged indifferently, and did not feel sorry for his junior high school Chinese teacher.
"The middle is straight outside, not vines and branches, the fragrance is far and clear, and the pavilion is net and planted." The big yellow dog recited the poem, oh no, this should be the first word.
"You can look at it from a distance, but you can't play with it." Tang Hua involuntarily read along, and then said: "When I was in school, because I couldn't write silently on the blackboard, I was asked by the teacher to copy 300 times, so I still remember it, did it turn out that it was written by Zhou Dunyi?" Well, that's not the point, what are you talking about? ”
"Your soul, although ordinary, is not the kind of ordinary that is popular, but the absolute ordinary of 'living in the world', 'straight from the middle to the outside, not vines and branches, fragrant and clear, and pure and planted.' This poem can express the gesture of your soul to a great extent. The big yellow dog said.
"Ouch, so my soul is the legendary 'low-key Tao obscure connotation' corresponding to 'high-end atmosphere and grade'?" Tang Hua laughed, "You big monsters are really, just boast about it, why are you beating around the bush?" Rest assured, I'm not proud. ”
"So...... Am I a soul like a 'gentleman', one in a million? Isn't it awesome? Tang Hua threw away the banana peel and said.
“…… One in ten thousand is indeed yes, or to put it exaggeratedly, one in 1.4 billion is fine. The big yellow dog nodded, and just when Tang Hua's eyes flickered, he added: "But if you want to say that it's awesome, it's not awesome at all." ”
"I mean, Your Excellency, are you sure you're not playing with me?" Tang Hua rolled his eyes, good guy, first said that my soul is very ordinary like a mustard, which makes people lose it, and then he praised it unconsciously, feeling that he was overturned, and he was about to cross his waist for a while, but a bunch of cold water poured on his head, this is simply a roller coaster.
"The middle of 1 and 3 is 2, and the middle of 1 and 5 is 3...... The only middle number between 1 and 1400000001 is 700000001, I ask you, 7000000001 this number is unique, but is it awesome? The big yellow dog asked rhetorically.
"Uh......" Tang Hua shook his head, "It's just an ordinary number." ”
"So your soul is just an ordinary soul, it's just that it's the one who 'dwells in the world.'" The big yellow dog nodded and said.
"You have repeatedly emphasized that 'living in the middle of the world', is the key here? That's why you're following me? Tang Hua finally reacted, this is the second time that the big yellow dog has said this.
"Yes, I've spent 320 ...... to find a soul like you Sneeze! "The big yellow dog suddenly sneezed, which was quite cute.
"320 years? Wow, is that amazing? Tang Hua raised his voice, "Chang Wei ...... Oh no, you big yellow dog, you've lived so long, and you still say you're not a dog demon? It seems that you did not become a fine after the founding of the People's Republic of China, so I am relieved......"
"320 hours, it took me a full 320 hours to find you, and if I hadn't been so badly injured, it would have only taken a few seconds to locate you." The big yellow dog finished sneezing before he finished speaking.
"......" Tang Hua stared at the dog speechlessly, this guy seems to have been covering his words since just now, right? Is it so cool to slap people in the face?
"I'll give you another chance, will you die if you brag about it? What a bunker does 320 years sound like? This is also an opportunity to whitewash, a chance to prove that you are not the best opportunity to become a fine after the founding of the People's Republic of China, let me tell you, after the founding of the People's Republic of China, no matter how you cultivate, you will generally not be able to achieve a positive result...... "Tang Hua said faintly.
"I'm 9,999 years old this year, and I'll be 10,000 years old by about four o'clock tonight, or rather, after 12 o'clock tonight." The big yellow dog glanced at Tang Hua obliquely and said lightly.
"Long live...... Tang Hua suddenly reached out and touched the dog's head, "Aren't you a monster, a divine beast?" ”
Looking at the electronic clock on the wall, it was 21:58, and in two hours, he would witness a long-lived dog celebrate its long birthday.
"If what you say is true, then what an honor, 10,000 years ago...... At that time, all the human beings in the whole world were primitive people, right? Tang Hua sighed, like ordinary people, at this moment, he had such a desire in his heart: "Ten thousand years old!" Dogs can be 10,000 years old, but what about people? How can a person live forever? This long-lived dog should know ......"
"But why did they tell me? Look at the race, it's not my ancestors; I haven't saved this shape and coat color dog since I was a child, and it will definitely not be the plot of the white snake repaying the favor of Xu Xian, or the plot of the white fox repaying the kindness of the scholar, and people will definitely not come back to repay the favor. Tang Hua shook his head and returned to his senses.
"Just now, your desires churned violently, but your soul was only clouded for 3 seconds, and then it regained its calm, not bad!" Once again, the big yellow dog showed a relieved expression.
"I just told you the reason why I am looking for you, but not for others, you should already understand." The big yellow dog said, "But this is only the conditions you qualify, and there is a more important reason why I am so anxious to run to your house and find you so urgently." ”
"I'm going to die, probably in an hour."