Tang Hua has seen many people "Ge You paralysis", but he never thought that dogs could too.

The big yellow dog, who was lying on the sofa like an uncle, just turned his head to look at Tang Hua who entered the door, then turned his head again, and continued to watch TV with great interest.

"Off! Close! ”

The two emperor penguins on the television are working hard, and the male penguin is behind the female, calling and flapping a pair of vested wings.

"Brother...... I've got a guest at home, and I'll talk to you tomorrow. Tang Hua said hello to his buddies and hung up the phone.

He thought he had gotten rid of this trouble, but who knew that the trouble would still stick to him.

Tang Hua would not be mentally retarded enough to ask stupid questions such as: "Why did you know my family" or "How did you get in"—people are monsters, even if they are not big monsters, they are not ordinary dogs.

"What do you want?" Tang Hua didn't want to go around the bend, he asked directly, then put the key to the door on the shoe cabinet, and then bent down to change his slippers, and then, he saw that the originally spotless clean tile floor was densely covered with rows of black dog paw prints, and the blue tendons on his forehead were a little clean, if he didn't know that he would definitely not be able to kill this dog, he would have gone crazy.

"Have you ever heard a phrase? The more timid and fearful people are, the more troublesome they are. The more greedy people are for life and fear of death, the easier it is to braid? The big yellow dog was still staring straight at the penguin mating, but he said something very flat that had nothing to do with Tang Hua's question.

"I haven't heard of it." Tang Hua shook his head very unceremoniously and said, "The hero's shortness of breath and the more you know, the more dangerous it is, is the truth?" If you came to my house to debate with me about the philosophy of life, then forget it, I recommend you to go to Longcang University, which has one of the best philosophy departments in China, and all of them are giants of thought. ”

"Tsk, I really don't know what kind of environment has cultivated you to be such a person, if it sounds good, it is called Mingzhe to protect yourself, and if it is ugly, hehe......" The big yellow dog finally turned his head and looked at Tang Hua - the pair of penguins were finished.

Halfway through this sentence, it just wanted Tang Hua to ask "what is it to say something ugly", so as to grasp the right to speak and bring rhythm.

"......" Unfortunately, Tang Hua didn't have the desire to continue arguing with it, so he silently took out his mobile phone and clicked on the camera mode.

"How old are you, Lord Dog?" Tang Hua approached the big yellow dog a little closer, and asked very plainly, like a street reporter walking through the streets.

“…… What are you doing here? Obviously, for Tang Hua not entering the routine he weaved, the big yellow dog was a little stunned.

"A talking dog, with superpowers or spells, this is much more valuable than any antique, I want to record it for you, upload it to the relevant departments, and then hand you over to the state." Tang Hua replied very seriously.

“？？？” The big yellow dog's head was full of question marks, and he was stunned for a few seconds, and finally reacted, no longer continuing to "Ge You's paralysis", but supporting his body with his uninjured forelimbs, staring at the dog's eyes wide, baring his fangs, the hair on his neck exploded, and said in a low voice: "What did you say?" Where do you turn me in? ”

"Submit it to the state, your scientific research value is very high." Tang Hua replied.

"I think you're out of your mind, aren't you? With an existence like me, you really don't want to have a good relationship with me, and then soar with my help? The big yellow dog's voice shrieked, "Before you came back, I opened your computer, and the most historical browsing records in your browser are the URLs of novels, and the folder with the largest number of files on the desktop is the collection of online articles called 'System Stream', right?" Downloaded so many system novels.,It's all the awesome life that the protagonist has a golden finger to unfold.,You like to watch it so much.,Now there's a golden finger in front of your eyes.,You can't grasp it well.,You shouldn't be a fool, right? ”

"You've ever turned on my computer?" Tang Hua had a bad premonition, and sure enough, the silver-white computer he bought after saving up for several months was full of gray-black dog paw prints, and he took a deep breath before forcing himself to calm down, this dog demon seemed to be speechless to himself, so continue to be disappointed, and then get out of me and go find other secondary two teenagers!

Yes, I just don't have big ambitions, and my biggest wish in life is just a hot kang head for my wife and children, and I have no wonder for a lifetime!

"That's just a YY article.,I'm just YY when I'm tired from work.,Relax.,It's just a novel like that.,If after reading it, I fantasize about being able to become that kind of Long Aotian all the time.,It's a pity.,It's a pity to be a fool." Tang Hua replied calmly.

"You're really ...... Special! The big yellow dog suddenly put away his expression of choosing people and devouring them, and lay back again, the transformation of this moment was extremely fast, just like a pre-rehearsed drama, "Your desire is obviously no less than that of any human being, you should have expected that something would go wrong with your company, so you started to submit resumes everywhere half a year ago, right?" I've seen that you buy a lottery ticket online every day, which means that you really want to get rich overnight, you have a great desire for money, but your self-control is very good, because you have stayed on the registration page of the online gambling website several times, but never really registered; Your writing is okay, but you are still the little head of a certain forum, and some people take a fancy to you and give you a lot of money to be a-stirring stick to incite public anger, and you also refuse.

Also, in your more than 350 G encrypted hidden folders, those heroines in the indescribable film are very good according to your human aesthetics, which shows that your desire for women is also very strong, but not only do you not have a wife or girlfriend in reality, but you have never hooked up with the opposite sex even in the virtual network, and you have a strong control over your own desires, at least among the humans I have met, it is quite powerful. ”

The big yellow dog said a long time, obviously it was a dog, but he turned Tang Hua's computer upside down like a hacker.

"I really didn't see the wrong person!" The big yellow dog made a final summary.

Don't, don't look at the wrong person, what does that extremely appreciative look mean? Tang Hua's heart was a little hairy—wasn't it? Didn't I get so angry that I wanted to bite just now? What is the development of a look of a successor now?!

"You may be mistaken, Lord Dog Demon!" Tang Hua made a self-deprecating expression very seriously, is there a misunderstanding? It's easy to do, just untie it: "I'm not as noble as you think, you're only half right." ”

"I love money very much, and I dream of getting rich overnight; I like beautiful women, and whenever I have free time, I fantasize about hugging me left and right, drunk and lying on the knees of beautiful women; I would love to have power, and I envy the kings who wake up to the power of the world. You're right, I, an ordinary person, have a very strong variety of emotions and six desires, and you're right about half of what you're talking about. ”

"But you would be wrong to say how restrained I am from my desires. I like money, but I don't use illegal means to get it, it's not that I'm principled, it's that I'm timid, I'm afraid, if I get caught, I'll be miserable! Tang Hua deliberately made a cowardly expression, and continued in a low voice: "I like beautiful women, the reason why I don't marry a wife, find a girlfriend or online dating is not that I am good at restraining my desires, but that there are no girls who can look up to me at all, I am just a loser, I have no car, no house, no ticket, and I am not handsome, that's all; As for the rights, not to mention, my parents and all the relatives in the family are ordinary people, and they don't have that nepotism to go to the camp. ”

"So, again, you should be looking for the wrong person, Your Excellency the Dog Demon!" Tang Hua spread his hands and concluded.

"This cowardly acting is pretty good." The big yellow dog stared at Tang Hua's eyes and said flatly, "You call me 'dog demon' on the left and 'dog demon' on the right, haven't you thought about how difficult it is for a mortal to act in front of monsters?" Since it's a youkai, it has to be some spell or something, right? ”

"Could it be ......" Tang Hua's eyes flashed, "Could it be that you can read minds?" ”

"No, I can see through your soul, Tang Hua." The big yellow dog suddenly called out Tang Hua's name, and purple brilliance flashed in his eyes.