The lobby of the Tongfu Inn suddenly fell into an eerie silence, I have heard of giving birth, but I have never heard of a man giving birth, this is simply unprecedented, maybe it can be recorded in history.

After a while, Tong Xiangyu was a little entangled and said: "Didn't you say that the due date is the day after tomorrow?" Why is this still the same as before? ”

Li Dazui suddenly looked unhappy: "Don't you want people to give birth prematurely?" Ah......h

Everyone was shocked: "What's wrong with you?" ”

Li Dazui's face was happy and painful: "The child just kicked me, ah......"

Everyone was shocked again: "What's the matter?" ”

Li Dazui held on to the stairs: "He seems to be climbing out!" ”

Crowd: "......."

Li Dazui hurriedly covered his stomach and rubbed back, shouting while rubbing: "No, midwife, I want a midwife!" Hurry up! ”

Everyone immediately panicked, and Guo Furong said, "What should I do?" ”

Tong Xiangyu's face changed uncertainly, and he finally gritted his teeth and slapped the table: "Exhibition Hall!" Go out and find a midwife! ”

Bai Zhantang was stunned for a moment, and said in shock: "Really looking for it?" Don't think about it? ”

Tong Xiangyu's face was gloomy, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Find!" If he can give birth, forget it, if he can't give birth, see how I clean him up. Seeing that Bai Zhantang was motionless, he suddenly shouted, "Why don't you go quickly?" ”

Bai Zhantang agreed, and hurriedly trotted out all the way, Tong Xiangyu saw that everyone was still stunned, and suddenly said, "Why are you still stunned?" Boil water! ”

Guo Furong looked in a trance, after all, this matter is too terrifying for anyone: "Oh, okay, boil water, boil water......" said and went straight to the kitchen.

Tong Xiangyu suddenly looked at the others, and Zhu Wushuang was stunned: "I'll go and prepare two diapers for the child first." ”

Yan Xiaoliu looked embarrassed: "I'm going to fry two poached eggs for the child...... "I was stunned and added: "To the mother." ”

Lu Xiucai rolled up his sleeves: "I'll go and write a welcome speech for the child!" ”

Tong Xiangyu suddenly shouted: "Stop, you go to accompany the mother!" After speaking, seeing that he was unhappy, he said: "Who will go if you don't go to the evil you have created?" ”

Lv Xiucai: "........"

After a while, he looked upstairs and gritted his teeth: "I...... Go and go, stay and you won't be born, there is something good for you. ”

Soon everyone gathered in Tong Xiangyu's room, Li Dazui wore a white towel and looked like a pregnant woman, lying on the bed, holding Xiucai's hand.

Li Dazui's face was happy: "Daddy, you say, is the child like you or me?" ”

Lu Xiucai's face was expressionless: "Like your uncle!" ”

Li Dazui was stunned and said, "Have you seen my uncle?" ......" said and suddenly reacted: "Hey, why are you scolding?" ”

Lu Xiucai looked entangled: "I don't just scold, I want to kick you!" ”

Li Dazui held his big belly: "Okay, you kick you, kick your stomach, let our orphans and widows live together in this life!" ”

Xiucai suddenly begged like a deflated balloon: "Big mouth, it's all brothers, can you stop playing?" ”

Li was stunned: "Who is playing with you?" You touch this belly, who can play so big but you? ”

Hearing this, Lu Xiucai looked loveless, raised his hands above his head for a long time and shouted: "Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, please kill me with a thunderbolt!" ”

At this moment, the door was pushed open, and Bai Zhantang ushered the midwife into the room, but Bai Zhantang was trembling.

The midwife was a lady in her fifties, and when she saw his appearance, she immediately smiled: "Oh, give birth to a child, what's there to be afraid of?" To put it bluntly, it's a leg split, but where is the mother? ”

Li Dazui lay on the bed and hurriedly beckoned: "Here!" ”

The midwife rolled her eyes: "I mean maternity!" Not a maternity family! ”

Li was stunned for a moment and explained: "It's me, it's really me, I don't believe you touch this belly!" ”

The midwife walked over with a suspicious look on her face, touched her belly, and put her ear on it.

Suddenly his head broke out in a cold sweat, and he was shocked and said: "I'm sorry, I can't do this job, you can ask for another master!" I've seen you back......" and ran out.

Bai Zhantang suddenly shouted in the back: "Don't, the child hasn't been born yet, wait, let's give money, double, triple, ten times ......"

But the midwife didn't look back, after all, the work of delivering a woman to a child is a midwife can do it, but to deliver a man? Unless Hua Tuo is alive! But even Hua Tuo probably hasn't seen it before, right?

Everyone was suddenly anxious, Li Dazui was lying on the bed holding his stomach and humming, Guo Furong looked anxious: "What now?" What to do? ”

Tong Xiangyu gritted his teeth and rolled up his sleeves: "What else can I do!" I can only go out in person! ”

Guo Furong was puzzled: "Have you ever taken over before?" ”

Tong Xiangyu smiled: "Take it, give it to the horse." Seeing that everyone was speechless, he explained: "Oops, it's all the same! ”

Bai Zhantang was sweating profusely: "People are like horses, can they be the same?" ”

Tong Xiangyu took a step back and gave way: "Why don't you come?" ”

Bai Zhantang suddenly waved his hand again and again, he could only run and steal, where would he be able to do such superb technical work?

Tong Xiangyu smiled and said, "Big mouth, don't be nervous for a while, you have to grit your teeth, take a deep breath, and shout out if it hurts too much." After speaking, he said uneasily: Don't stumble."

Li Dazui looked nervous, after all, this is a child: "Shopkeeper...... Please try to be gentle! ”

Tong Xiangyu comforted: "Don't worry, if it goes well, just let me touch my leg and pull it out." He gestured as he spoke.

Li Dazui became even more nervous when he heard this: "Then what if the head comes out first?" ”

"Then pull your ears and pull them out...... It's okay, big ears mean blessed! ”

Li Dazui was suddenly unhappy, and this is not your child: "What should you do if you want to be dragged into a tricky ear?" ”

Tong Xiangyu sighed: "That's fate...... Lie down! "As you go, you have to get started.

Li Dazui hurriedly said: "Wait a minute, I want to say a word to Xiucai alone!" ”

Lu Xiucai looked at everyone's complicated expressions: "That's it!" ”

Li Dazui was not hypocritical at this time: "Okay, I want to have three long and two short, and the child will please you!" ”

Lu Xiucai suddenly stopped: "Why? It's not my child! ”

Li Dazui looked disdainful: "Even if it's not yours, don't you have any sympathy at all?" If you do this again, I won't give birth yet! ”

Lu Xiucai smiled: "You love to give birth!" It has nothing to do with me again! ”

Guo Furong pushed him away and said, "Do you still have a little humanity?" He slapped his chest and said, "Don't worry, he won't raise this child!" ”

Li Dazui grabbed Guo Furong's hand with a grateful face: "Thank you, thank you..."

At this time, Tong Xiangyu hurriedly interrupted everyone's nonsense: "Okay, let's all go out...... Leave the exhibition hall behind! ”

Bai Zhantang was stunned for a moment, and his face was entangled: "Don't me, I faint when I see blood, and it's useless to stay!" ”

Tong Xiangyu suddenly walked up to him and whispered: "If he wants to bluff, then what should I do?" ”

Bai Zhantang also heard it, although it looked real, but he had never seen a man still pregnant? Immediately nodded: "Okay, I'll stay,"

Instead, he gestured a point and glared at his eyes and threatened: "Big mouth, I warn you, you will give me a good life later, if you dare to play tricks, I will directly be a finger, a dead hole!" ”

Everyone hurriedly went out, Bai Zhantang closed the door, and at this time, Tong Xiangyu was beside the bed, and asked a little nervously, "Are you ready?" ”

Li Dazui nodded: "Okay, come on......"