As a widow, Tong Xiangyu naturally stimulated her with this kind of words, and she was immediately furious, and said word by word: "Li! Elegant! Lotus! ”

At this time, Bai Zhantang waved his hand: "It's okay, it's okay, leave it to me." As he spoke, he grabbed his big mouth and walked to the side and whispered, "It's almost there, this trick won't work for her!" ”

Li Dazui smiled helplessly: "Hehe, you also think I'm lying, don't you?" Isn't it? ”

Bai Zhantang was suddenly unhappy, thinking about how it was outrageous that a man could not have a child, and suddenly said, "Why is this not over yet?" If that's the case again, I don't care about you? “

I thought that his words would have some effect, but I didn't expect Li Dazui to shout: "Who played it?" Yes? Have you ever been a mother? “

Bai Zhantang smiled: "If I want to be a troublemaker!" ”

Li Dazui grabbed his hand: "I haven't been, so how do you know I'm playing?" Do you know what a mother's love looks like? Do you know how great a mother is? Can you understand the joy of the imminent birth of a new life? ”

Bai Zhantang sighed: "I send you a word very solemnly...... Get lost! ”

"Is this your attitude towards a great and kind mother-to-be?"

Bai Zhantang hurriedly said with a white face:, I don't have time to take care of you, let it go, if you don't let me go, I'll ......"

Saying that the two were entangled, Bai Zhantang was suddenly startled, grabbed the hand of the big mouth, grabbed the pulse, and frowned.

After a while, he turned around and said to everyone with a frightened face: "He, he, he is with a vein......"

Tong Xiangyu was stunned: "What vein?" ”

Bai Zhantang stammered: "With a pulse, it is a happy pulse, a big mouth and a big mouth, he seems to really have it!" ”

Everyone: "........"

In a woman's room, after a period of busy work by Tong Xiangyu and others, a doctor was finally invited, and everyone was waiting for the results in this room.

Pink curtains, big mouth lying on the bed with a hand stretched out through the gauze curtain, the doctor is sixty or seventy years old, with a white beard, and a mustache.

In the middle of the night, the doctor exclaimed: "Oh, congratulations, congratulations, Mrs. Zun is happy!" ”

Everyone was stunned, and Tong Xiangyu hurriedly said, "Won't it?" Why don't you take a closer look? ”

The doctor stroked his beard and smiled: "No need, the old man has been practicing medicine for more than 30 years, and he has seen not 10,000 pregnant women, but 8,000. The words just fell.

The big mouth lifted the curtain and looked at the crowd: "What am I talking about?" Don't believe it! “

The doctor stared at the big mouth for a long time, let out an earth-shattering exclamation, and hurriedly ran out, shouting as he ran: "Monsters, monsters, monsters......"

Big Mouth got out of bed and got off the ground with his stomach, but everyone was huddled in the corner of the wall and shrunk into a ball, and Big Mouth was just about to step forward.

Tong Xiangyu: "Ah!! Then he said quickly: "Don't come here!" ”

Bai Zhantang threatened: "One more step, I can order you, Sunflower...... Speaking of this, he pleaded with a bitter face: "Please spare us, you love life, we don't care anymore!" ”

At this time, Xiao Liu, who was wearing a blue fast-catching costume, kicked in the door, looked at everyone's appearance and asked in a daze, "What's going on with you?" ”

The crowd exclaimed, "There are monsters!" ”

Yan Xiaoliu: "Help me take care of it," wanted to pull out the knife, but he pulled out a vacant, and took out the cigarette pouch and pot embarrassed: "What, I only care about people, please find Wukong for the monster matter, I saw you back......"

He turned his head and wanted to run, but was glared back by Wushuang from behind.

Yan Xiaoliu turned his head helplessly: "What the hell is going on?" ”

Li Dazui touched his stomach: "I have a ....."

Hearing this, everyone nodded again and again: "He has it!" ”

Yan Xiaoliu was stunned: "What's wrong?" ”

Li Dazui: "Child! ”

But everyone said, "It's a monster!" ”

Yan Xiaoliu covered his head, with a painful face: "Is it a human or a demon?" ”

Everyone: "It's a shemale!" ”

Yan Xiaoliu smiled, hugged his fists and said, "Congratulations!" But who is the child's father? ”

Li Dabi was stunned, without any sense of awkwardness: "I can't tell you this!" ”

Yan Xiaoliu pulled out the cigarette pouch suddenly, put it in his mouth and hung it up, Wushuang looked around, and bit his ears with Xiaoliu.

Yan Xiaoliu's eyes rolled wildly, and he whispered, "How is it?" Got a clue? ”

Zhu Wushuang God said mysteriously: "At present, it seems that ...... No! ”

Yan Xiaoliu smirked: "Very good, very good, I already know who his father is!" ”

Everyone was stunned: "Who?" ”

But Xiao Liu didn't answer, but stared at Li Dazui's movements, only to see that the big mouth eyes at this time swept over everyone one by one, and finally stopped at one person.

Yan Xiaoliu smiled and pointed at Lu Xiucai: "It's you!! ”

Lu Xiucai was a little surprised, and said in surprise: "Me? How is this possible? ”

Li Dazui's face was full of affection: "His father, are you finally willing to face this iron-clad fact?" ”

Guo Furong looked at the big mouth, then at the crowd, slapped Xiucai in the face, and scolded even more: "Shameless! After saying that, he ran out of the room!

Lu Xiucai looked aggrieved, stood up and chased after Xiao Guo, and shouted in his mouth: "Wronged, me, wronged......"

Xiao Liu and Wushuang looked at each other: "The case has been solved, withdraw!" With that, both of them ran out.

At this time, Big Mouth stepped forward and wanted to say something to everyone, but the man's pregnancy was too terrifying for anyone, and everyone fled one after another as if they were hiding from the plague.

Big Mouth suddenly sat down on the ground and muttered in a low voice: "My hard-working child, your father won't recognize you before you are born......"

In the lobby, everyone except for the big mouth gathered together, Tong Xiangyu came and went on the ground again, muttering in his mouth: "Conspiracy, this is definitely a conspiracy!" ”

Bai Zhantang was puzzled: "The question is, even if it's a conspiracy, what is he trying to do?" ”

Tong Xiangyu was stunned for a moment, and then said, "How do I know? If it's just to take two days off, it's too much movement, right? ”

Yan Xiaoliu was puzzled: "Are you sure he is really pregnant?" ”

Guo Furong looked serious: "Sure and sure, this is what the doctor said!" ”

Bai Zhantang waved his hand: "Not necessarily, I just remembered that if the internal skills are practiced to a certain level, it is possible to control the pulse!" ”

Zhu Wushuang disagreed: "But that's just to stop the pulse temporarily and reach a state of suspended animation, how can it be a fake pregnancy?" Zhang Sanfeng and Wang Chongyang don't have this skill! ”

At this time, Lu Xiucai, who had never been born, suddenly said: "Is it possible to take some kind of medicine?" ”

Guo Furong sneered: "Are you talking about contraceptive pills or fetal pills?" ”

Lu Xiucai hurriedly grabbed her hand, and said with a look of grievance: "Sister Fu......" was interrupted before he finished speaking.

"I'm sorry, before things come to light, please call me Miss Guo, thank you!"

Lu Xiucai was originally a poor talent, with no money and no power, and was instructed by a fortune teller in the rivers and lakes, so he fell in love with Guo Furong, who was already a cooked duck, but after this incident, it seems that he is going to fly!

Thinking about it, Lu Xiucai suddenly shouted upstairs: "Li Dazui, I'm not done with you......" After shouting, he rushed upstairs.

At this moment, he suddenly stopped, Li Dazui held on to the railing, walked out, and shouted to everyone at the door of the corridor: "Everyone come and help...... I feel like I'm about to give birth! ”

Everyone suddenly exclaimed, "Ah?!!! ”