After sacking the human village and enjoying a few good meals, Bakabaka took his harvest and went to a hut satisfied.

"Hey, be careful, don't break my things." He shouted at the group of humans who had followed.

After the accompanying Grand Wizard translated his words, the dragon spirits and bear children who served him were furious.

The dragon spirit can still endure it, and the bear children are all angry.

They had a mess hanging on them, and they had been following the giant egg monster all day, and they couldn't figure out how their village was getting better.

A group of people walked with weak feet and weak legs, but the giant egg monster was still enthusiastic and unwilling to rest, if it weren't for the dragon, they would have thrown down their things and left.

The dragon spirit couldn't stand it anymore, but fortunately, the great wizard arrived at the right time, and the rumor warrior was very in awe of the wizard, so he persuaded him to come back.

"I'm sorry for you, put your things down and go home."

It was an empty house found casually in the village, and the dragon spirit sent the bear child away, and lay down on the reed mat, groaning and moaning for the sore legs and feet.

The Grand Wizard stood in the doorway, looking at the debris on the floor, hesitating to come in.

Bakabaka sat in a large pile of things, counting them with joy, and muttered to himself as he ordered: "This is for the wizard, this is for the patriarch, this is for the chief." ”

"This is for Grandpa, this is for Grandma, this is for Daddy, this is for the eldest Auntie, this is for the second Auntie, this is for the third Auntie......"

"This is for the eldest mother-in-law, this is for the second mother-in-law, and this is for the third mother-in-law......"

Long Jing listened to the great wizard's translation, listened to his endless counting of grandmothers and mothers-in-law, and was amused in his heart, sat up and asked, "How many mothers and mothers-in-law are you?" ”

"Many, many, many." Baka Bakaka snapped his fingers, rolled his eyes and counted: "Ah Niang may have thirteen or fourteen, I know it, I have a total of twenty-seven mothers-in-law." ”

"Poof!" Both the dragon spirit and the archwizard spurted out mouthfuls of blood.

"How can there be such exaggerated polygamy? Could it be that the ratio of men and women is very imbalanced? ”

The dragon was suspicious and asked, "Are you too many women and too few men?" ”

"Nope." Baka Baka wondered: "There are almost as many men and women. ”

"Since it's about the same, then your father and son have so many mothers-in-law, don't other rumor-like men have no mothers-in-law?"

"Our father and son have a high status, so naturally there are many women."

"Oh, so you're nobles." The dragon spirit seems to understand a little, maybe the rumor is a slavery, and the higher the status, the more women are possessed.

"What nobleman?"

Baka Baka was busy counting things, and explained impatiently: "The more capable the rumor bacteria man is, the more mother-in-law is willing to give birth to them, and I am the strongest warrior in the younger generation, so the mother-in-law has the most." ”

"My mother-in-law is also someone else's mother-in-law, they can have children for me or other men, in fact, men don't know which is their own child."

"But it doesn't matter, as long as you can have more children, no matter whose child you are born to, you will raise it as your own child."

"......" The dragon spirit and the great wizard glanced at each other in a cold sweat, and no one mentioned this topic anymore.

The dragon spirit figured it out, the rumored fungus people were almost wiped out because of fertility difficulties before, so they regarded reproduction as extremely important, as long as they could reproduce more offspring, they didn't care about ethics or anything.

"This is the eldest son's, this is the second woman's, and this is the third son's...... This is the eldest grandson's, this is the second granddaughter's ......"

Under the silent gaze of the two humans, this very responsible good man distributed the gifts to his clan and family, then clapped his hands, and finally came out of the eggshell.

"Whew!" He let out a sigh of relief and said, "Everyone will definitely like the gift I gave them." Alas, it's a pity that I can't take so many things, otherwise I will bring gifts back to everyone in the village. ”

He was worried, "The others, especially the guys from Dowwa and Chacha, must be very angry that they didn't receive my gifts, and they probably ignored me from now on." But I really can't bring that many things! ”

Baka Baka was very worried, took out a piece of dried mushroom from the eggshell, tore off a small piece and put it in his mouth to chew, and asked the dragon spirit and the great wizard while chewing: "This can make people forget their troubles, do you want to try it?" ”

The two of them shook their heads hurriedly, and Bakabaka put the dried mushrooms on the ground with an expression of loss, and concentrated on chewing the mushrooms.

As he chewed, he saw that the expression on his face became happy, and gradually became joyful, excited, and intoxicated, and finally closed his eyes, and the whole person was immersed in delusional emotions.

His appearance is all too familiar to the dragon spirit, the expression of a typical addict.

The dragon spirit picked up the mushroom and smelled it, but it didn't smell anything special, and it was estimated that it contained a rejuvenating agent.

"I didn't expect the rumor fungus people to be so good." The dragon spirit put down the dried mushrooms and chatted softly with the great wizard until Baka Baka woke up from the drug.

Fortunately, the medicinal properties of dried mushrooms are not strong, and after a few minutes, Baka Baka opened his eyes and smiled pleasantly: "My troubles are gone." ”

When the Great Wizard asked about the origin of the dried mushroom, Bakabaka said, "This is the rumor." ”

It turns out that the folklors have loved to eat and grow a kind of mushroom for generations, and this mushroom can make people excited after eating, and can also reduce the pain of injury and illness, so the rumored mushroom people often eat this mushroom for fun.

But this mushroom must not be eaten too much, otherwise it will make people insane, talk nonsense, and even lead to death, so they call this mushroom a rumor, and they simply call it a rumor.

"Although it is a harmful toxic AA product, it is a good analgesic drug." The dragon spirit thought about whether to get some rumor mushrooms back and plant them.

……

The next morning, under the persecution of the dragon spirit, Bakabaka reluctantly left the dragon zebu.

This product ate and drank well in the human village, and took a lot of things for nothing, and finally stayed and didn't want to leave.

The dragon spirit couldn't bear him anymore, coaxed and frightened, and finally kicked him out of the village.

"The things I can't take away are all in that room, next time I come to get them, you must help me take care of them." Baka Bakaka instructed the dragon spirit.

"You're so thick-skinned!"

A few black lines appeared on the dragon spirit's head, gritted his teeth and nodded, and settled: "I brought you the wizard's wine, don't steal it." ”

Baka Baka bared his teeth and smiled: "How come, didn't you give me another gourd of wine." Thank you very much. ”

The great wizard who saw him off looked at him and said worriedly, "You look like this, are you okay?" ”

I saw that several burlap bags were tied with rope on the outside of his eggshell, and the bags were bulging, and there was a concave basket on top of the eggshell, which was full of things.

The eggshells were also stuffed inside, making it difficult for him to move his hands and feet.

"Okay! I'll hold it! Baka Bakaka said in a muffled voice, holding on to the eggshell.

"I'll be back soon." The rumor-fungus warrior beckoned, carrying the mountain-like supplies on his back, and his trembling little short legs set off tremblingly.

The Great Wizard was dumbfounded, and only after a while did he say, "He won't die on the way home, will he?" ”

The dragon spirit smiled: "He has an eggshell to protect him, and no beast can help him, so he shouldn't die." ”

"I'm not saying he's going to be bitten to death by a beast, I'm saying if he's going to die of exhaustion."

“…… Hard. ”

The two watched Bakabaka go away, were silent for a while, and went back to the village together to wait for news.