"When you say pulp, we call it wine. As long as your wizard can help me exorcise the demons, I'll give you plenty of wine so you can drink as much as you can. "The dragon spirit tempts the drunken rumor-fungus warriors.

Baka Baka hugged the wine gourd, rolled his eyes and asked, "How much...... Wine? ”

"How much do you want?"

Baka Baka hesitated, stretched out a hand and said, "Five...... No, no, no. ”

Hurriedly put down the wine gourd, added another hand, and said resolutely: "Ten gourds!" ”

The dragon smiled disdainfully, so he exclaimed in embarrassment: "Too much, can you do a little less?" ”

Baka Bakaka crossed his hands and shouted non-negotiablely: "No, you can't do it without a gourd!" ”

"That'...... All right. The dragon spirit reluctantly agreed, and muttered in frustration: "Alas, I hope your wizard is not capable of exorcizing demons for me, and I would rather die than give away all the wine in the tribe to others." ”

"Quack!" Baka Bakaka grinded his fangs and laughed, "You just have ten gourd bars, our Rumor Wizard's exorcism skills are unmatched in the world." ”

He grinned and grinned, very proud of his cleverness, and in his joy, he completely relaxed, hugged the wine gourd, picked up the food on the ground, and ate it heavily.

……

Having eaten and drunk enough, the great wizard had to work, was impatient with the two guests, and began to chase away the guests.

The dragon spirit asked Bakabaka to go back to the Swamp immediately, but Bakabaka said that he was too tired and needed to rest for a day before leaving, and by the way, he also had to visit the human village.

The dragon was in a hurry, and he couldn't force him, so he had to take him out of the house.

"Hey, can you take the shell off?"

Baka Baka is covered in a shell, and the dragon spirit really has no face to walk around the village with a big egg painted with an owl painted on it.

"Oh, click, oh." Baka Bakabi 'spoke', resolutely refusing to take it off.

"You're a snail." The dragon spirit scolded.

This folklore villain is really like a snail, and the eggshell is his house. It can shelter from the wind and rain, sleep and be a boat, and it still contains all of his belongings, and it is also a shield during battle. It's really a must-have for home travel, fighting, and killing.

You can't convince a snail to put down its shell and walk naked, so the dragon spirit has to bite the bullet and take Bakabaka to the village.

Needless to say, the reaction of the villagers along the way, their dragon painted their faces in oil paint like never before, and they were accompanied by an owl dome with long hands and feet that could walk!

Okay, it's not a new thing for the dragon to be painted, but the dome is amazing.

So the two of them were quickly surrounded by people, and a large group of bear children followed behind to watch the excitement.

The dragon spirit was afraid that the mask would scare people, so he had to paint his face with oil paint, which was very heavy, covering the mask so that he couldn't see any expression, and he just covered up his embarrassment.

He didn't bother to explain anything to the curious villagers, he bit a straw stick in his mouth, and followed Baka Baka listlessly, the second goods, and went wherever he wanted.

Baka Baka is like a hillbilly entering the city, more curious than the human villagers, the humans see him as a monster, and he also looks at the animals in the human zoo, and he doesn't feel embarrassed at all. A pair of eyes look east and west, and everything they see has to go up to look and touch.

"There are many things that he thinks are very novel, and it seems that the level of human civilization is much higher than that of the rumor." The dragon spirit observed Bakabaka's actions and thought to himself.

"Huh." Bakabaka pointed to the stone knife on the waist of a villager and spoke to the dragon spirit.

"Do you want it?" The dragon spirit gestured.

He had seen the stone tools of Bakabaka, which were very rough and could not be compared with the fine stone tools of humans.

Bakabaka nodded, and once again pulled out his family heirloom emerald necklace and handed it to the villager.

The villager had not yet recovered from the shock that an egg could walk and talk, and he was at a loss for what to do.

"He's going to trade this necklace for your stone knives." The dragon spirit spoke to him.

"Oh." When the villagers knew, they immediately untied the stone knife and handed it to the giant dome monster, waved their hands and said, "No, no, I'll give it to you." ”

"Huh! Huh! "Baka Baka is an upright man, he doesn't want to take advantage of others, and he must accept the necklace from the villagers.

The villagers are also simple people, and they don't want to exchange a stone knife for a precious gemstone necklace that is not very valuable, and they don't accept it when they die, so the two sides push back and forth.

The dragon spirit looked funny, and after holding down the eggshell and explaining for a long time, Baka Baka realized that the peerless sword in his eyes turned out to be everywhere in the human village.

"Woohoo!" He finally accepted the stone knife and tapped the eggshell twice to thank the villager.

Continuing to walk forward, Baka Baka happily played with the treasure knife, and suddenly saw a stone axe in the hand of a villager, hurriedly put the treasure knife into the eggshell, and then held the necklace and pounced and shouted: "Ha Ka! ”

The production process of the stone axe is much more complicated than the stone knife, because the role of the stone knife is to cut, and the force is not large, as long as the edge is polished, it is basically completed.

The stone axe is different, it is a tool used for chopping, not only to fix the handle strongly, but also to withstand strong impacts, these two points are not easy to do, it requires professional skills.

Even the stone knives are made so roughly, let alone the stone axe, and Baka Baka naturally takes a fancy to the stone axe again.

As soon as the dragon spirit spoke, he got another sharp axe, and he played with the sharp axe as he walked, and he couldn't do it with joy.

Then I saw a woman holding a beautifully woven bamboo basket and rushing over with a necklace held high: "Hey, go! ”

Who would have thought that this time the trick of the empty glove white wolf failed, women are not like men, they are born to love beautiful, shiny things.

When the woman saw the necklace in the hand of the giant dome monster, her eyes straightened, and she stammered, "You mean...... Do you want to exchange my necklace for my basket? ”

"Ahh Huh! Baka Baka said boldly patting the eggshell.

The woman looked at the dragon spirit, and after confirming that she had not misunderstood the meaning of the giant egg monster, she screamed in surprise: "I'll change!" ”

At once, he buckled the basket and the wild vegetables inside to the eggshell of Bakabaka, took the necklace and left.

“！！！” Baka Bakaka was stunned, stretching out his hand, as if a cold wind was blowing around him.

“…… Boom、、、 click! It took him a long time before he made a little sound, touched the basket on his head, and continued walking.

Now he has figured it out, there is a cheap and not a bastard! didn't hesitate anymore, he crossed his waist with one hand and pointed to what he wanted, and asked the dragon spirit directly.

The dragon spirit was holding a lot of things in his arms, and he hurriedly followed closely, and there was a group of bear children behind him to help hug him.

He's so angry.

This product is like an emperor shopping in micro-clothes, commanding, whether it is used or not, what you want.

And he, the dragon spirit, is a eunuch who tries his best to serve his master well.

(Thanks to the book friend 160229145738357 for the tip.) ）