Chapter 13: The Ghost Messenger
Standing by the window and lighting a cigarette, Zhuang Xianyu looked depressedly at the sofa that was collapsed by his own butt in the room, and the anti-theft door that was overturned by his own palm at the door.
Although he put away the leakage of the wind and thunder divine power, he looked like a muscular ordinary person at the moment, but he still couldn't control this power that didn't belong to him, and the destructive power was too amazing.
"System, how long will it take for the Wind and Thunder Divine Power Possession to end?" Zhuang Xianyu was extremely depressed.
"Don't worry, host, you've asked seven or eight times, and it's over in half an hour." If the system has entities, it's going to make you roll your eyes.
Zhuang Xianyu returned to his home after sending the injured Li Tianqi and Ziluo to the hospital. As for Wang Yan, it has been handed over to the special operations team of the Supernatural Events Management Bureau to deal with. After all, if you deal with a big troublesome demon, the state is still happy to help them.
Just as he was thinking wildly, he saw a few chirping girl ghosts floating in the corner of the room.
"Ahhh Did you see that? Oba is so handsome~"
"Yes, I heard that Oba is coming to the concert again this time, let's borrow some yang energy from that unlucky ghost!"
"Tut-tut, you see, the unlucky ghost has trained all his muscles, it's disgusting!"
"That's right, it's still Oba Shengshi's beauty that can attract my attention! Hmph, those who say Oba plastic surgery are jealous. Let's hurry up and leave after borrowing yang energy, the unlucky ghost looks so spicy. I'm going to watch Oba wash my eyes. ”
Zhuang Xianyu listened to the bruises on his forehead, and when he was evaluating others, he couldn't let people hear them. These brain-dead girls who committed suicide chasing stars are here again.
I remember that a few years ago, these little girls forcibly borrowed yang qi to catch up with him for an interview, so it was useless to say anything. He fainted when he was queuing for the interview, but he happened to know Su Liuwan.
This time, we must teach these bear children a good lesson, and coach them what politeness is.
"Hey! Unlucky ghost, why don't you come and let us excuse the yang, we are going to see the Oba concert. ”
The girl with a ponytail raised her head and pointed to Zhuang Xianyu's nose and said unceremoniously.
Zhuang Xianyu smiled evilly, just enough to borrow these little girls to try the new Dao technique he had just learned.
Gently extinguish the cigarette in the ashtray. With a snap of his fingers, he saw several girl ghosts frozen in place. One by one, they moved around in a panic, but they couldn't speak or move.
Zhuang Xianyu pointed to the wall, and several girl ghosts obediently lay on the wall and pouted their round little buttocks.
"Today, I have to teach you little girls what politeness is."
As soon as I rolled up my sleeves, I saw Xia Yao, a beautiful woman wearing a burgundy tight sundress, float in from the window.
"Mr. Zhuang, I'm Xie ......"
Turning his head, he saw a row of girl ghosts standing on the wall, Xia Yao looked at Zhuang Xianyu sluggishly.
"Ahem, don't get me wrong." Zhuang Xianyu blushed and hurriedly explained.
"In order to watch idol concerts, these little girls come to excuse yang every once in a while. I'm trying to teach them a lesson. ”
"Oh, Mr. Zhuang, it seems that you have been exercising a lot lately, and your body has grown a lot."
Xia Yao, who was a little natural, nodded in a daze, and scratched her head shyly to explain her intentions: "I'm here to thank Mr. Zhuang this time, and by the way, I want to ask, can Mr. Zhuang accept me as your ghost." ”
"Ghost Messenger?"
Seeing Xia Yao's shyness to the point of blushing, he immediately understood.
"Do you want to accompany Lin Mo? She has already confessed to you? ”
"Hmm!" His hands covered his flushed face.
continued: "I went to the hospital today to see Sister Ziluo, she told me.
If a lonely ghost like me is not reincarnated quickly, his soul will be scattered in less than three or five years.
Unless you devour the life force of the living soul and degenerate into a demon. Those who intermittently inhale yang energy like these little ghosts can't last a few years at all.
Sister Ziluo said that another way is to be a ghost envoy and help the Taoist master deal with the miscellaneous matters between ghosts and monsters in exchange for spiritual power talismans.
Mr. Zhuang, please accept me! ”
"Interesting." Zhuang Xianyu smiled and said, "Then there is a task given to you now, if you do a good job, I will be able to accept you immediately." ”
"Command." Xia Yao lifted the innocent little face that was extremely incongruous with her figure, her face full of energy.
"I'll leave these naughty girls to you to teach you a lesson, don't be too heavy, just spank them a few times to let them know that they are wrong." After speaking, he snapped his fingers, so that a few imps could speak freely.
"Unlucky ghost! If you let us go, we will not give in. ”
"Big pervert, what do you want to do to us!"
"Beautiful sister, don't listen to him, let us go."
The mouth is happy, but the body can't move, and several girls who have been pampered before their lives and have not encountered any major events after death are about to cry out.
Xia Yao's eyes lit up, revealing a confident and good-looking smile.
"No problem! Leave it to me, I'm the best at spanking. ”
Rubbing his slender white and tender little hands, he took out a short whip out of nowhere, with a serious expression, and slammed it on the buttocks of several girls.
"Ahh
"Ahhh~"
"Huh~It's so comfortable~"
The expected screams were not heard, but there were one after another comfortable moans, and Zhuang Xianyu was dumbfounded. Fortunately, several girls are ghosts, otherwise the moans of such a few girls will reach the ears of the neighbors, and this misunderstanding will be big.
"How? Convincing or not? Did you admit that you were wrong? ”
Xia Yao slapped skillfully over and over again, while asking a few girl ghosts.
"Sister, ah~ we were wrong, wrong, ah~"
"Please, ah~, stop fighting."
"We all admit our mistakes!"
"That's pretty much it." Xia Yao clapped her hands. looked at Zhuang Xianyu proudly.
"That's it! Mr. Zhuang, can I be your ghost now? ”
Looking at a few girls with red faces and tears in their eyes, Zhuang Xianyu pressed his forehead tremblingly.
"Yes, absolutely."
snapped her fingers, and several girls collapsed on the ground at the same time, trembling all over. Seeing Zhuang Xianyu waving his hand, where could he care about Oba's concert, all the smoke drifted away.
Xia Yao stretched out her delicate little hand and looked at Zhuang Xianyu with a smile.
"Sir, the reward for this mission is a spiritual power talisman. Don't forget the Demon Envoy Contract! ”
……
Reluctantly, I took out the "Elementary Charm" that I just got today, and took out yellow paper, a brush and cinnabar. Taking advantage of the fact that the wind and thunder divine power did not dissipate, he quickly drew three or five spiritual power runes.
Sure enough, the magic power bonus is not covered, the first time I draw a talisman, not only every talisman is successfully completed, but also the moment I close the pen, a golden light flashes, and the ordinary yellow paper talisman at the lowest price instantly becomes the best golden talisman.
Spells are divided into five categories: golden yellow, blue, purple, silver, and gold, of which golden charms are the most dangerous and yellow charms are the least dangerous. The more powerful the spell, the more mana is required of the drawer.
Ignited the contract talisman, and a red ghost envoy mark appeared on the inside of Xia Yao's arm, and the ghost envoy contract was successfully signed.
After handing over the charm to Xia Yao and promising that the trivial matters related to the exchange of ghosts and monsters would definitely be handed over to her, she finally sent people, no, ghosts away.
When it was time for the wind and thunder divine power to fail, Zhuang Xianyu felt dizzy, and hurriedly ran into the bedroom, and just fell on the bed, he fainted in a daze.