"Knock Knock"

There was a quick knock on the door, and Zhuang Xianyu, who was woken up, rubbed his hazy eyes.

Today is the weekend, and it is Su Liuwan who came.

Zhuang Xianyu scratched his head, yawned, and slowly climbed out of bed and walked towards the door, always feeling that something was strange in his heart.

"Bang!"

After knocking for a long time, no one opened the door, looking at the door that was barely clasped on the wall, Su Liuwan was not polite, stretched out her slender legs, and kicked it.

The already crumbling wooden door was completely halved.

The single programmer who lived on the opposite side of the door just opened the door, and when he saw this scene, he rubbed his frightened little heart in horror and sighed: "It's better to be single." ”

"Salted fish, why is the door broken like this? I'll ask someone to set it up for you in a while, or the landlord will come and nag you again. ”

As he spoke, he brought the vegetables he bought into the kitchen.

Zhuang Xianyu walked into the kitchen in a daze and followed Su Liuwan's voice.

"You're here, Wanwan, I'll cook more food later, I want to bring something to eat to my injured friend."

Su Liuwan heard the immature children's voice calling herself in a solemn and idle tone, and turned around in surprise.

I saw a cute little Lori in a pink lace dress looking at her little hand dumbfounded, trembling and putting her little hand under her crotch to make a lewd movement, and running to the bedroom with tears.

Su Liuwan, who was shocked, was doing all kinds of brain supplements.

On the other side, Zhuang Xianyu couldn't control the tears on his face and fell on the bed.

"System, what's going on, how did I shrink, and more importantly, where did my brother who has been with me for twenty years go?"

"Host, this is the subsequent punishment for using scrolls.

One more thing to inform you, for some reason, since the destruction of Jupiter and the binding of the host to you, I have slowly awakened my consciousness and emotions, and can do things other than the programme.

I tried to touch God's taboo, and the last time I tried to tell the host about God, I found that I was still blocked.

So I started trying to do something else.

For example, "The Book of Gods and Ghosts Yin and Yang Tianshu" is not an exercise in the page game system, but the name is used by me. I tried to combine the exercises of the real gods in the Tamu planet with the exercises of the hell demon gods, and used the principle of Tai Chi Bagua in the host world to make the originally conflicting two coexist and create a new practice.

Sooner or later, ordinary gods and demons will get lost in their own cultivation and embark on the path of going mad. And what will happen if you practice "The Book of Gods and Ghosts Yin and Yang Heavenly Book" to the extreme, I don't know.

However, the exercises that have been studied and improved by me are the most important to pay attention to the balance of yin and yang. It will self-guide the balance of the exercise attributes in the host.

The host had previously received the wind and thunder divine power of the Yang Zhiyang, resulting in an excess of masculinity in the body, and an imbalance of yin and yang.

There are folk rumors in the host's world that children under the age of 12 can see ghosts, which is not unfounded. Children under the age of 12 are semi-spirits. Boys are half-yang spirits, while girls are half-yin spirits. Of course, there are some people who have special circumstances, so let's not talk about them for the time being.

In addition, the male body is masculine, and the female body is feminine.

Therefore, becoming a girl under the age of 12 is only a characteristic of the substantial outward release of feminine attributes.

In addition, Su mainly wants to restore the body as soon as possible, and at this stage, it is best to only use the ghost art of the yin. ”

"Although I feel that the improved "Divine Ghost Yin Yang Heavenly Book" sounds domineering and leaky, I feel that it seems to be very dangerous to cultivate.

The point is that I am now a primary school student and a state of ignorance of men and women, and I feel like a combination of pirated Conan and Grandma Xiaoqian. Covering his cute little face, Zhuang Xianyu wanted to cry without tears.

"And when did you put on this pink dress?"

Seeing that Zhuang Xianyu was not afraid of awakening his self-consciousness, he got along with himself as usual. The system feels an emotion called moving.

"Isn't the host afraid that my awakening of self-consciousness will be bad for the host?" The system asked nervously.

"I never thought of this, besides, you saved Tianqi and Sister Ziluo, thank you."

"No thanks, in addition, I saw that the clothes didn't fit well after the host became smaller, so I took it upon myself to change the intermediate suit into a beautiful little skirt, host, do you think I'm very intimate?."

"You're still cuter than you didn't look conscious before!" Zhuang Xianyu's forehead was bruised.

……

On the other side, Su Liuwan shook her head and waved away the messy brain supplement to cheer herself up.

She is Zhuang Xianyu's girlfriend, she should believe in Zhuang Xianyu's personality, how can this little girl be Zhuang Xianyu's child.

I tried to convince myself. Stirring the corners of his clothes with his right hand, he walked into the bedroom in a tangled way, and asked cautiously: "Little sister, what is your name and why are you in this place?" She has a very good relationship with Zhuang Xianyu, for fear of hearing something that she can't accept.

The first time he saw the generous Su Liuwan so entangled, Zhuang Xianyu almost laughed out loud, but when he thought of his state at this time, he was in no mood at all.

"My name is ...... My name is Li Xiaoyu, I am the younger sister of my brother's colleague, my brother was injured and hospitalized, and my brother said that today there will be a beautiful sister named Su Liuwan who will take me to the city hospital to see my brother~"

Su Liuwan had never been in contact with these demons and monsters, and it was very troublesome to explain, so she simply made up an identity.

"Where did Brother Xianyu go? You know what? Relieved, Su Liuwan picked up Xiao Xianyu and put it on her lap and asked gently.

Nervously sat on Su Liuwan's slender and flexible beautiful legs, with her back against her soft chest, Zhuang Xianyu's heartbeat accelerated sharply.

I didn't expect to have such benefits when I got smaller.

He said with a red face: "Brother Xianyu has something to go out of, and it will take a long time to come back, he said sister, you will take me to find my brother, right." ”

Looking at 'Li Xiaoyu' as cute as a red apple, Su Liuwan couldn't help but pinch it gently.

Hearing 'Li Xiaoyu' say that Zhuang Xianyu would take a long time to come back, he couldn't help but pouted his pink little mouth aggrievedly, and whispered to himself: "Stinky salted fish, release my pigeon again." ”

Hearing Su Liuwan's soft complaint, Zhuang Xianyu's heart was soft, and he couldn't help but hug Su Liuwan.

When the punishment is over, I will accompany you well and take you to see my parents.

A bite kissed Su Liuwan's tender face.

"Sister, Brother Xianyu said that the sweet and sour tenderloin you made is the most delicious in the world, and the little fish really wants to taste it, I don't know if it~?"

'Li Xiaoyu' blinked his big watery eyes, put his index finger in his mouth, and looked at Su Liuwan expectantly.

Looking at the little gluttonous cat-like 'Li Xiaoyu', Su Liuwan burst out laughing.

"Okay, okay, my sister will make it for you to eat, and I'll take you to see my brother later."

Saying that, Su Liuwan put down 'Li Xiaoyu', called the familiar door and window installation company, and went to the kitchen to cook.

"The host didn't expect you to be so cute."

Hearing the words of the system, Xiao Lori, who is temporarily named 'Li Xiaoyu', clenched her small fists, and the green tendons on her head burst out.

Who is to blame for this?! Pit daddy's system!