0669 Are You Getting Something Wrong?
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"Don't read me the lines of the NPC in Thick Juice Valley, thank you!" Lightkite stretched out her hands with a twitch and compared an "X" in front of her, and then pointed to Chen Xiaoxue on the side and said, "Then this thing is finally a single dog, right!?" ”
"Poof~~~~" Chen Xiaoxue, who was eating with her head buried and making a look of "not hearing anything outside the window", choked violently and sprayed all the rice grains in her mouth onto Lightkite's face.
Then, Chen Xiaoxue pointed to her face and said with a collapsed face: "? I'm called lying down and getting shot, right? ”
"Tsk, single dog, shut up, you have no human rights." Lightkite glanced at Chen Xiaoxue with a haughty face, and her face was like the stepmother in some children's stories!
"Damn, it's like you're not single!?" Chen Xiaoxue forcibly endured a mouthful of blood that surged to her throat, and then looked at Lightkite in a broken heart, and said, "You don't have a girlfriend either, do you?" ”
"Heh, I'm a single dragon, and I'm higher than you in terms of species, understand?" Lightkate tidied up her collar with a proud face, and then looked at Chen Xiaoxue who was sitting next to him proudly.
"They're all single...... You're a P higher than me! Chen Xiaoxue held her forehead without tears, and said painfully: "I think our level should be on the single body, not on the species behind...... Wool, why do I default to being a single dog!? ”
"Because you're a single dog." Lightkite patted Chen Xiaoxue's shoulder with a serious face. Then he said with a smile: "Don't struggle, child." Admit it! ”
"What do you want to do?" Chen Xiaoxue sensed that something was wrong. Subconsciously asked.
"Think about it, let's fight against the enemy in the future, and then you yell, 'Presumptuous, under the single dog Chen Xiaoxue, who dares to fight with me!' , think about it, isn't that picture extremely cool!? Lightkate's eyebrows fluttered in front of Chen Xiaoxue, carrying out demagogic work, but ......
"Cool Nima Wall!" Chen Xiaoxue flew up without hesitation and kicked Lightkite to the ground. Then he pounced angrily and yelled, "You don't have a transformation!" We're in pain! ”
"me, a four-star actually dares to do something with my five-star poison dragon Lord Lightkate! It's just a one-sided crutch in the end - tired of it! Lightkate slapped her thigh and collapsed from the ground at that time, and shouted that Wang Dong on the side almost squirted water out and fought with Chen Xiaoxue.
'this sentence is so right, I don't have a word to be right! Wang Dong covered his forehead and looked at Lightkite and Chen Xiaoxue who were punching and kicking in the air above the living room with a wry smile, as if they were filming Dragon Ball.
"If you two don't come down again...... Lightkate, I'll send Lestia the scruffiest picture of you at school in the shortest possible time; Chen Xiaoxue, I will burn the review you wrote out and read out after you skipped school in the third year of junior high school into a CD, and then distribute it in the star field. Mengmeng, who was sitting at the dining table, looked at Wang Dong's pained expression. stepped forward decisively, and said to the two people who were punching and kicking with a smile on his face.
"it!" X2
The two single dogs (dragons) let out an exclamation in unison. Then he sat back in his chair with the speed that left three afterimages in midair.
I can't do that alone. Wang Dong looked at the bench that didn't even move, and thought with a sigh.
You must know that it can leave an afterimage in mid-air, and it is also an afterimage in Wang Dong's eyes, which is probably more than several times the speed of sound.
At such a speed, he suddenly sat on the chair, and as a result, the chair not only did not break, but also did not even move.
What does this mean?
It shows that the moment these two people sat down in their chairs, they unloaded all their impact - in just a few tenths of a second, these two people completed the transformation from extreme stillness to extreme movement to extreme stillness.
"Eat, eat, eat." Wang Dong waved his hand with a sigh, and then said to Lightkite and Chen Xiaoxue: "Then again, you two still have such a past?" ”
“…… Please don't mention it! Chen Xiaoxue looked at Wang Dong with her hands folded and pleading faces, and said, "I think you must be able to understand how much it is to write a review and read it out...... The egg hurts! ”
"I can." Wang Dong patted Chen Xiaoxue's shoulder with a sigh, and said with a look of memory on his face: "I still remember that back then, when I was in junior high school, the teacher asked me to write a review because I didn't do my homework...... I'll ask you, you say, write a review to the teacher, is it how to come to the flesh? What do I know is wrong, what do I feel so remorseful, why do I not only discredit the class...... Something like that? ”
"That's right! That's right, this is it! Speaking of this, Chen Xiaoxue said with empathy: "You all want to pass the test at one time, right?" So all kinds of profound words are written up, what is sorry for the teacher's education, what is sorry for the parents' expectations......"
"That's right, that's right! The result? As a result, when I showed it to the teacher after I finished writing it, he nodded with a satisfied look on his face and said, "It seems that you have a deep understanding of this mistake." I started laughing in my heart, this cliff is a one-time rhythm, isn't it? Wang Dong hammered his chest in pain, and said in pain: "What is the result? As a result, the teacher later answered, 'Since you know so deeply, read it in front of the whole class.' I was in a groove, you know! This kind of thing can be read in class!? It's like reading aloud in a diary! ”
"Damn, I feel the same way! I'm a victim of that, too! Chen Xiaoxue heard Wang Dong's words, but her eyes were full of tears, her eyes were full of tears, she burst into tears, she held Wang Dong's hand with tears in her eyes, and said, "I thought the same as you thought at the time!" Thinking that it was written for the teacher anyway, it doesn't matter how numb and embarrassing it is, right? The result? As a result, who knew that the teacher asked me to read it in front of the class...... it, this feeling is as shameful as having the love letter I wrote being read by the whole class! ”
"Damn, you've ever written a love letter and then been read in front of the class?" Wang Dong was shocked at that time - this Chen Xiaoxue's school experience is really rich!
"Not really! I'm just making an analogy! Beat! Compare! Square! Chen Xiaoxue covered her face with a painful face, and said inexplicably sadly: "Could it be that in your eyes, I am the kind of person who can write love letters!?" ”
"Well, not really." Wang Dong shook his head decisively, how could Chen Xiaoxue be a literary young man who writes love letters? He is the third in line...... 213 youth.
"You two, you two ......" At this time, Lightkate, who was sitting on the side, knocked on the bowl with a dissatisfied face and said, "You two have finished communicating, right?" The resonance is over, right? It's not a frog from K-Longxing!? ”
"......" Wang Dong and Chen Xiaoxue glanced at each other, and then nodded in unison, and the two of them said in unison to Mengmeng, who was sitting on the side and eating: "Mengmeng!" Give us a sloppy photo of Lightkite! ”
"Damn, how can you two be so vicious!?" Lightkate's face changed at that time, and he was like stealing. The man who is in love sees his wife come back and is in love. Before he left, he said, "Don't do this, right?" Anyway, we're classmates, aren't we? ”
"Yes!" Chen Xiaoxue nodded decisively, then grabbed Wang Dong's hand, and said firmly: "I'll leave it to you!" ”
"Hmm!" Wang Dong nodded decisively and said, "But I'm not your classmate!" ”
"We are masters and apprentices! Isn't the relationship between master and apprentice as good as a mere classmate! Lightkite said in a big way.
"A classmate? Is it tolerable or unbearable! Chen Xiaoxue's face was on the side at that time, and she said with a sneer: "You wait, I'll contact the people at home right away and help me find the contact information of the female dragon called Lestia, heh!" ”
"How can this be? As the saying goes, what is the most ironclad relationship between men? It's very simple, cheat together and be punished together, skip school together and be punished together, don't do homework together and be developed together......" Lightkite said bitterly to Chen Xiaoxue, the voice is called a soft, called an application.
"You're right." Chen Xiaoxue shook Lightkate's hand with a touched face and said, "I'm so moved! We didn't have a relationship like this at all - I didn't cheat with you, I didn't skip school with you, I didn't do my homework with you, and I didn't stand with you once! ”
"......" The smile on Lightkate's face suddenly froze, and he sat up with a confused expression, then blinked his eyes. A few seconds later, Lightkite suddenly lined up his thighs and yelled, "Damn, you still owe me money!" ”
“…… it! Chen Xiaoxue was suddenly stunned - Nima still has this stubble!!
"How about making a deal? You don't cheat me, I don't ask you for money. Lightkite looked at Chen Xiaoxue with a serious face, people who didn't know thought that these two people were doing a big deal of billions, but in fact, ......
"Deal!" Chen Xiaoxue decisively shook Lightkite's hand - is that all you have to say?
"I said ......" At this time, Mengmeng's voice, which had been eating slowly, came softly: "Lightkite, have you forgotten that the photo is with me?" The initiative is in my hands, no matter how much you persuade Chen Xiaoxue, it's useless...... He doesn't even have a picture! ”
(To be continued......)