Chapter 0671: That Incident
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"Oh sorry, I forgot about you, you're not a thing." Wang Dong reacted suddenly, and it seemed a little rude to call people things, so he hurriedly said, "You are not a thing!" β
"I'm not a thing? And it's not denying that it's disgusting!? Tears like kelp welled up in Lightkite's eyesβwhat a shocking thing it was!
When it was too late, Wang Dong immediately got up and walked towards Lightkite with an anxious look on his face - this eager attitude warmed Lightkate's heart, which was immersed in sadness, and even looked a little better.
However, what Lightkite didn't expect was that Wang Dong quickly picked up a glass on the table, and then put it on the side of his face, and muttered: ", this is a dragon's tear, it must be very valuable!" β
"Poof~" Lightkite spurted out a mouthful of old blood without holding back, he looked at Wang Dong with a sad face, and said painfully: "You...... You're actually ...... Say something like that...... It makes me so sad! β
"Tsk, special two, special two, miserable, miserable!" Chen Xiaoxue, who was sitting on the side and made a look of onlookers, shook her head and said with a teasing face: "Tut-tut, I didn't expect a dignified five-star poisonous dragon to be bullied like this, it's a shame." β
"! Chen Xiaoxue, you are looking for death! If you don't beat you for three days, you dare to go to the house to uncover the tiles, right? Lightkite was furious...... Oh no. It's time to blow up the scales!
"Ouch, hey? Who hits whom? Come on. Brothers practice their hands? Chen Xiaoxue listened to Lightkite's arrogant words. Immediately, his brows jumped, and he slapped the table and yelled.
These two teasers are really bad friends, and they have a good relationship while quarreling to death. Wang Dong shook his head speechlessly, then coughed calmly, and said, "Sloppy photos, and truant review recordings." β
This is as useful as Tang Seng reciting a mantra to Sun Wukong! Chen Xiaoxue, who was desperately shouting that she lacked a dragon scale vest, and Lightkate, who was shouting to beat each other out, suddenly became a good baby in kindergarten, and sat on the edge of the table with a pure face.
"Can you two have a good meal?" Mengmeng shook her head helplessly and said, "That's how it is in school. It's still like this, it's noisy all day long...... If it weren't for that incident, everyone would think that you two are enemies of life and death, right? β
"What about it?" When Wang Dong heard Mengmeng's words, he subconsciously glanced at Lightkite and Chen Xiaoxue, could it be that these two people still have a story?
"I guess it was when I was a sophomore in high school." Mengmeng tilted her head, as if recalling something, and said, "It's been a long time, but I always remember this...... Well, at that time, Lightkite was just a four-star rookie dragon, and Chen Xiaoxue was already a four-star high-level demon hunter. Afterward...... Well, you know that. The dragon clan is full of treasures, so when the whole class was out playing, Lightkite was discovered by the dragon hunter, and the first person to find out that Lightkite was missing was not those friends who followed Lightkate, but Chen Xiaoxue, who had been quarreling with him. β
Hearing this, Wang Dong glanced at Lightkite and Chen Xiaoxue, and found that these two people showed a faint smile, as if they were immersed in memories.
"It's just that when Chen Xiaoxue told her classmates at the time that Lightkite was missing, everyone thought that 'no dragon hunter would be so bold as to dare to attack the dragon in the area of our school's collective activities', and seeing that everyone didn't believe it, Chen Xiaoxue ran out alone." Mengmeng chuckled and shook her head, and said, "When Chen Xiaoxue came back with Lightkate covered in blood a few hours later, everyone knew about these things. β
"I didn't expect that...... You two still have such a story? Wang Dong looked at Lightkite and Chen Xiaoxue with a surprised face, and said, "But...... You two should be very close after that kind of thing, right......"
"Uh......" Hearing Wang Dong's words, Lightkite and Chen Xiaoxue glanced at each other with embarrassed expressions, and then the two of them didn't know what to say.
"Haha, speaking of which!" Mengmeng on the side seemed to be poked and laughed, and said while holding his stomach and laughing: "After experiencing that kind of thing, the two of them did spend about half a day of the 'honeymoon period', but after half a day, they still quarreled because of one thing. β
"What's the matter?" Wang Dong asked subconsciously.
"Is the tofu brain salty or sweet!" Lightkate and Chen Xiaoxue said in unison, and when the two of them said this, they were both stunned.
"Do you remember!?" The two of them said in unison again, so the two of them continued to be stunned.
"It's time for you to admit you're wrong, right?" Two people continued.
"......" The two were silent for a few seconds at the same time, and then Lightkate said angrily: "Oh? In other words, you still think that tofu brain must be sweet? β
", isn't the tofu brain sweet to drink?" Chen Xiaoxue's eyes widened at that time and asked rhetorically.
"You're going to start a war, aren't you?" Lightkite raised her eyebrows and said murderously.
"It hurts! I'm afraid you won't make it? Chen Xiaoxue slapped the table and stood up, sneering.
"You see, that's it." Mengmeng sighed helplessly, and then said helplessly.
"......" Wang Dong looked at the ceiling with tears on his face - he wiped it off, the salty and sweet battle of the original tofu brain has exceeded the limitations of the earth and reached the ...... of the universe No, the level of the star field?
(PS, by the way, let's tear it up together, I opened a poll below, let's vote for the taste of tofu brain, hahaha!) οΌ
"As soon as these two people quarreled, it went on and on." Mengmeng held her chin and shook her head speechlessly, and said.
"You can see that it hasn't been quiet for a few minutes before it starts arguing again." Wang Dong sighed helplessly, and then said, "I feel like it...... Nothing could stop the two men from arguing. β
"There's no way, these two people have been arguing from elementary school to high school, and they have become accustomed to arguing." Mengmeng shook her head with a wry smile and said, "I guess I can't change it." β
"Shhh...... Speaking of this topic...... Wang Dong touched his chin thoughtfully, and said to himself: "I'm curious, these two people...... What was the first quarrel for? β
First quarrel...... For what?
Hearing Wang Dong's question, Lightkite and Chen Xiaoxue, who were arguing, were stunned, and the two looked at each other with puzzled expressions, and then Lightkite said first: "This...... If I'm not mistaken, the time you took my pudding? β
"No, no, no......" Chen Xiaoxue covered her head, as if she was recalling something, and said with a frown: "No, no, I robbed your pudding because we quarreled not long ago...... It was the time you stole my chips? β
"No, no, no, you ate my jelly before I ate your potato chips." Lightkite hurriedly shook his head and said, "It should be ......"
In this way, the two of them talked to each other about countless possibilities, and then overturned this possibility, and the conversation between these two people made Wang Dong speechless - is the content of your quarrel ...... A little too rich?
It's more than abundance! The quarrel between these two people can make the housewives who can talk about trivial things for a long time be extremely ashamed!
The eraser fell off, let the other party pick it up, and the other party ignored it.
The other party accidentally rubbed his elbow as he walked over.
Stealing each other's potato chips.
I didn't say a word and borrowed the other party's eraser (I returned it afterwards).
I ate more lunch than myself (for this reason, Wang Dong just wants to say that this is to find fault).
Wear clothes and self-colliding shirts.
The clothes worn are too fancy.
The clothes I wore were too old-fashioned.
The myriad of strange reasons made Wang Dong want to write a book called "100,000 Reasons to Quarrel".
Then, the two men quarreled again because of the reason "the reason we quarreled was what I said it was, not what you said."
"Is their relationship really good?" Wang Dong asked with a prostrated expression.
"I'd love to ask that question as well...... However, things over the years have proven that although they can quarrel over all kinds of small things, when one person needs help, the other person will not hesitate to lend a hand. Mengmeng shook her head and said, "I can't understand this kind of thing at all!" β
"It's called a man's friendship." Wang Dong shook his head with a wry smile and sighed, "It's just ...... These two are a bit ...... It's very intense. β
"You're not going to do the same, are you?" Hearing Wang Dong's exclamation, Mengmeng looked at Wang Dong in surprise and said, "It's just like these two people......
"No, no, no...... No, it won't! Wang Dong waved his hands with a smile on his face and said, "I don't have such a way to express my feelings...... Barefaced! β
Although Wang Dong will also have a bit of a tendency towards "men's friendship", it is only limited to complaints such as "You are so ugly and you are not afraid to scare me".
People like Lightkite and Chen Xiaoxue have been scolding and arguing with each other for thousands of years......
It's not like ordinary people can't do it!!
(To be continued......)