Chapter 8: The Return of Nie Xiaoqian (1450 Monthly Pass Plus Update)
"Got it?" Left and right shuffled the cards, and drew out fourteen cards one by one, just three in the south, east and west, plus two whiteboards: "This is the secret of the casino always wins." ”
"No wonder Brother Zhu always loses cleanly." Tang Bohu suddenly: "Brother Zhu, I will ...... in the future"
"Brother Zuo, please take me as an apprentice!" Zhu Zhishan knelt down and kowtowed to Zuo Xiaoyou on the spot.
“……”
Tang Bohu's whole body trembled: "Zhu Zhishan!" What are you doing? ”
"I want to worship Brother Zuo as a teacher and learn gambling skills!" Zhu Zhishan said seriously: "As long as I learn Brother Zuo's gambling skills, I won't lose money." ”
"You...... It's hopeless! Tang Bohu hated to kick him to death.
"As long as I can win money, I am willing to do anything." Zhu Zhishan said cruelly.
"That's what you said!" Left and right, waiting for this sentence: "What do you want to do?" No repentance! ”
Zhu Zhishan seems to feel that something is wrong, but in order to learn gambling, he should indeed pay the corresponding price: "Of course I will not regret it, and I hope that Brother Zuo will teach me gambling." ”
"Okay." Zuo Xiaoyou said: "As long as you can stop gambling for three years, I will pass on your gambling skills." ”
"Ahh Three years? Zhu Zhishan was dumbfounded.
Tang Bohu's eyes lit up, and he laughed: "Yes, it's three years!" Brother Zhu, if you want to learn Brother Zuo's gambling skills, you can't gamble again in the next three years, otherwise you won't want to win in your life. ”
"This ...... I ...... "Zhu Zhishan is entangled, unprecedented."
Zuo Xiaoyou stood up: "You think about it, don't be in a hurry." Until you think about it, you can still gamble here, provided you have enough calligraphy ready, I'm afraid you won't lose enough. ”
Zhu Zhishan's face fell. Knowing that the left and right gambling skills are so high, he still plays a ball.
But the casino can't go either, both left and right say that the casino has a routine with him, there are gambling masters in charge, and he goes purely to send money.
"Brother Zuo stays!" Zhu Zhishan stopped Zuo Xiaoyou, who was about to leave, and his expression was uncertain.
Zuo Xiaoyou looked at him: "Brother Zhu decided so quickly?" ”
Zhu Zhishan gritted his teeth: "Okay." In the next three years, I will never gamble! ”
Zuo Xiaoyou smiled slightly: "Very good, as long as you don't gamble for three years, after three years, I will teach you a gambling skill." ”
"A gentleman's word."
"Whip the horse!"
Zhu Zhishan mustered all his strength, suddenly deflated, hugged his head and screamed: "If you don't gamble for three years, the sky is ~~~~~~!" ”
“……”
For a bad gambler, three years without gambling. It's like an addict who doesn't take ~ drugs for three years, and the dog doesn't believe it when he hears it. Zuo Xiaoyou didn't believe it either, he only hoped that Zhu Zhishan could gradually get rid of the gambling habit through this agreement, even if he couldn't last for three years in the end, but as long as he persisted for a year, even if it was a few months, it would be a major victory for him.
It takes 21 days for a person to develop a habit. And for this habit to stabilize, it takes 85 days. If Zhu Zhishan can keep 85 days without gambling. Then he will basically be able to quit his addiction. Vice versa.
But Zuo Xiaoyou overestimated Zhu Zhishan's endurance and underestimated Zhu Zhishan's thickness.
Three days later, looking at Zhu Zhishan, who came over to gamble with five words, he looked up to the sky and sighed.
The man was hopeless.
"Left and right are also losing money, losing to the casino is better than losing to Brother Zuo, anyway, when I encounter difficulties. Brother Zuo will definitely not sit idly by. ”
Zhu Zhishan is indeed smart, otherwise he would not be one of the four great talents in Jiangnan, but it is a pity that his cleverness is not used in the right place, and what he loses is not money, but words.
Five words a day can be played all day. He still has nothing to be satisfied with.
When I meet this kind of friend, I don't know what to say. Anyway, just don't go to the casino, write more and hone calligraphy, which is another form of quitting gambling in Zhuzhishan!
Time flies, and two years have passed in a blink of an eye.
In the past two years, Tang Bohu has married two more wives, and at the age of 25, he already has eight wives. Everyone envied Tang Bohu's romance, but only Tang Bohu himself knew that those eight ladies were not what he wanted at all.
Zuo Xiaoyou actually wondered, why was Tang Bohu's luck so bad, and the eight-room wives he married were all bad gamblers? When I first watched the film, I thought it was just a simple funny effect, but after experiencing it myself, I realized that it was not like that.
Tang Bohu's eight wives are all daughters of big families, not to mention the beauty of all of them, and they all have strong backgrounds.
Tang Bohu married his daughter-in-law and went home, but when his daughter-in-law made a mistake, he didn't dare to scold and scold, for fear that these wives would run back to their parents' house to complain. At that time, one Tang Mansion could not withstand the bombardment of eight old fathers-in-law, so Tang Bohu could only coax them.
But the more coaxing, the more energetic these eight wives became, and gradually they only knew how to play cards and have fun, and even Tang Bohu's wife didn't pay attention to them. Of course, these vices will not be exposed in front of outsiders, on the surface, the eight ladies are all virtuous and virtuous women, but when there is no one, then don't mention it.
Tang Bohu couldn't stand it, but he didn't tell anyone about the depression in his heart, not even Zuo Xiaoyou. After all, this is a family scandal and should not be publicized.
But Tang Bohu never dreamed that Zuo Xiaoyou had already learned about all this through Zhizi's investigation, and he could only sympathize with his experience.
However, Tomoko also found out something that made Zuo Xiaoyou cry and laugh.
When Zuo Xiaoyou just bought Zuofu, and the poems, calligraphy and paintings into the market, and after being praised by the emperor, almost all the matchmakers in Suzhou came to Zuofu to mention relatives, at that time Zuo Xiaoyou left a pair of upper couplets, who can make the lower couplet, will have the opportunity to marry into Zuofu.
But after so many years, there has not been half a person who has come up with a neat and suitable couplet, so those boudoir girls who dream of marrying into Zuofu can only sit alone in the boudoir and sigh.
Among them, there are Tang Bohu's eight wives.
Tang Bohu's eight wives, before they got married, they all dreamed of marrying Zuo Xiaoyou, but because they couldn't find a suitable downlink, and they were getting older and older, they would become old girls if they didn't marry, which made them reluctant to marry Tang Bohu, who was matched by a matchmaker.
But because Tang Bohu is their spare tire, they basically don't contribute to Tang Bohu's work, or they are perfunctory. In this way, Tang Bohu originally felt that they were not very good. After that, I felt that they were not very good.
Hearing the news, Zuo Xiaoyou also couldn't cry or laugh: "No wonder every time I go to the Tang Mansion, his ladies look at me strangely, it turns out that the root cause is here!" ”
Indeed, in terms of talent, even if it is not plagiarism. The left and right are also taller than Tang Bohu; In terms of fame, the first talent in Jiangnan is much more famous than one of the four talents in Jiangnan; In terms of appearance, cough, Xing Ye is the same as Dong Chou, no one said that he was handsome before he became popular, and of course he was not ugly, he can only be said to be an ordinary person.
And Zuo Xiaoyou has been out of the general category, and his current appearance is also at the mid-range level in the handsome guys, with the addition of temperament, talent, and fame. Every time I go out of the house to play, I will attract a large number of big girls and little daughters-in-law to watch.
Facing an opponent who was completely blown up from top to bottom and from the inside out, Tang Bohu lost unjustly. But all of his eight wives were crushes back then, which is also too sad.
Fortunately, Zuo Xiaoyou didn't think about bringing a hat to Tang Bohu, otherwise Tang Bohu's head would have been green.
Although he is not treated well by his wife, Tang Bohu is still talented after all. It has been five years since I met and met Zuo Xiaoyou. He worked hard to improve his calligraphy and painting skills. And talented people can create new literary works even if their works are stolen.
In the past five years, Tang Bohu has created a large number of poems and songs, although they are not as classic as those pirated by Zuo Xiaoyou, but they are also excellent works, which gives him the title of one of his four talents.
However, Tang Bohu also has been criticized. It's his poems...... Imitate the left and the right.
This is sorry for him, after all, what he pirated is Tang Bohu's hand-me-down, especially the song "Peach Blossom Anthem", which is simply Tang Bohu's life's culmination, and Tang Bohu is young after all. After being pirated by Zuo Xiaoyou in advance, it is very difficult to create new works, and even if they are created, their style is very similar to those pirated by Zuo Xiaoyou, of course, there are some specious, like semi-finished products that have not yet fully matured.
Because of this, Tang Bohu is also nicknamed Xiao Zuo by many literati, thinking that his imitation of Zuo Xiaoyou is simply imitating, and he has no arrogance of literati at all.
Tang Bohu is a dog, it's not that he doesn't want to create good works, it's really that he 'Jiang Lang is done'!
"My good poems were all written by Brother Zuo ten years in advance." Tang Bohu could also see it, and said with a smile: "I can only make some fried cold rice now." Although the taste is a little different, the ingredients are always the same. It's nothing to be called Little Zuo, but it shows that Brother Zuo and I have the same heart and are natural confidants. ”
Not to mention the changes on Tang Bohu's side, the changes on the left and right sides are a bit big.
After 20 years of resentment absorption, Nie Xiaoqian finally came out of her cell in Suzhou a month ago.
After absorbing twenty years of resentment, Nie Xiaoqian's complexion did not become ruddy, but whiter, and the snow-white skin was completely unique to a white girl. When Nie Xiaoqian returned home for the first time, when Zuo Xiaoyou saw her, she thought it was the little dragon girl in Jin Yong who ran out of the ancient tomb.
It's too white.
Fortunately, Nie Xiaoqian is finally no longer afraid of the sun. Not only was he not afraid, but he also enjoyed it very much. It's a pity that even if you bask in the sun for a day, your fair skin will not change in the slightest.
That's fine, although there are a lot of orchids around Zuo Xiaoyou, their skin is not much whiter, not much different from East Asian women, and now there is Nie Xiaoqian, whose skin is like snow, has allowed him to experience different customs.
In addition to being able to walk in the sun, Nie Xiaoqian also learned the application of some spells. No, you shouldn't say magic, you should say ghostcraft. (To be continued.) )
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