Chapter Seventy-One: Playing with Pigs
The cave where the wild boar is closed is very smelly, this thing eats and drinks Lazar in a small space, and eats a lot of Dora, and the pig family can't go in to clean it, so that the whole cave floor has become a pig manure quagmire.
The dragon spirit covered his nose and climbed to the wall to look inside, and saw that the big wild boar was very comfortable lying in his dung, and slept with his little tail flicking.
"I'll go, no more, I'm going to throw up!"
The dragon spirit's face was blackened, and he screamed, and was about to go down, when he saw the big wild boar's ears suddenly stand up, and he jumped up violently, and rushed over with a roar of rage.
It rushed under the wall, its big mouth and fangs arching the stone, and the mung bean's small eyes glared at the dragon spirit above viciously, as if it had a grudge against the sky.
"Yohe, admit me as an enemy!"
The dragon spirit was furious, picked up a stone and smashed it on the head, and scolded: "If it weren't for me, you would have been roasted and eaten a long time ago, what a pig's brain!" ”
The Sealed Dolphin Wild Boar was smashed, hissing and howling, its front hooves propped up on the wall, and straightened up to watch the dragon spirit roar up close.
"Whoa......" It just roared a few times, but suddenly froze, stopped screaming, stopped jumping, and the ferocious aura disappeared in an instant.
I saw it sniffing vigorously with its long nose, and a pair of small eyes watched the dragon spirit spin and turn, as if thinking about something difficult.
"Have you eaten peppercorns?" The dragon spirit was also inexplicable when he saw it like this.
The sealed dolphin and wild boar sniffed and looked at the dragon spirit, and after confirming it for a long time, the mung bean's eyes gradually showed a look of fear.
It peeked left and right, its big ears drooped, and slowly lowered its body, looking sneaky, and slipped into the corner of the cave.
The dragon spirit looked stupid, and after a little thought, he understood the reason.
Needless to say, the big wild boar must have discovered the Tu and foodies in his body, and was frightened by these two demons.
"It seems like a breakthrough to tame it."
His heart moved, and he shouted loudly at the great boar, but the rammer stuck his head in the crack of the stone, and could not live or die.
Ignoring the pig's objections, the dragon spirit jumped into the pigsty and shouted to it, "Hey, come here, let's talk." ”
The big boar saw a good opportunity, his ears jerked up, his body tightened, and he was ready to attack at any time.
The pig fat saw it and shouted nervously on it: "Be careful, this pig is very cunning." ”
"Hehe, it can't hurt me." The dragon spirit smiled, and slowly approached the big boar by stepping on the pig dung that was not over his ankle.
The big boar pricked up its ears to locate the humans behind him, his eyes rolling secretly, excited and hesitant.
It was very afraid of the aura of this human, but it didn't want to let go of the good opportunity to kill this person, and it was conflicted in its heart, while waiting for the best opportunity to attack.
The dragon spirit walked up to the big boar and said in a slow tone, "Let's have a good talk." You are a domestic animal of man, and I let you go, how about it? ”
Speaking to a beast, it may seem ridiculous, but it's not completely useless.
Beasts have more intuition than humans can imagine, and they are very sensitive to hostility in humans. Many beasts can perceive the meaning of the words of human beings with some kind of intention, and the dragon spirit believes that the great boar can understand the kindness he has released.
However, this time he was playing the harp to the cow, and the big boar was not interested in his kindness and just wanted to kill him.
The big boar was breathing rapidly, his muscles were tense, his mane was erect, his eyes were turning as fast as a yo-yo, and he was making a final decision.
"Hmph, it seems that you are toasting and not eating and drinking."
Seeing its reaction, the dragon spirit snorted coldly in his heart, and continued to persuade with a calm expression: "You are looking for food by yourself in the jungle, and you have not been accompanied by a sow, and you have lived such a hard time. ”
"It's better to come to our Longze Department, the sow is as you pick, and eat what our humans provide for you, such a comfortable day is not better than you wandering outside."
As he spoke, he pressed a palm on the boar's buttocks.
Is it tolerable or unbearable!
The big boar finally couldn't bear it anymore, snorted, shook the pig's head and bit the dragon spirit.
The speed of the dragon spirit's current nerve reflex is beyond ordinary people, and with the blessing of Jiao muscles, in his eyes, the pig's head moves slowly, and he can't touch him at all.
"Huh." He sneered, and as soon as he exerted his leg, he jumped up.
The big wild boar took a bite into the air, and suddenly disappeared from the target, and after a while, he looked around with his short-sighted eyes but still couldn't find it.
Sniffing it with his nose again, and following the trail of the scent molecules, he looked up, and the human was actually standing on his hind buttocks!
"So big people fall on me, why don't I feel my fart?" The big wild boar couldn't figure it out, so he froze for a moment, and his long mouth dragged his saliva wide.
"You can't bite me, let's have a good talk." The dragon spirit smiled calmly, his body moved, and he fell a distance, and the big wild boar felt the weight on his buttocks.
It turned out that the dragon spirit hadn't touched it just now, but was climbing on the stone wall with one hand and one foot, and because it was next to the big wild boar, it looked like it was standing on it.
The big boar still hasn't figured out what's going on, and it doesn't want to think about it, it will never allow humans to stand on itself!
"Whew!" It howled again and opened its mouth to bite, but it couldn't bite into this position.
After chasing his ass in place for a few turns, it finally came to its senses, gave up the ridiculous act, and jumped up like a wild horse and kicked its hind legs hard, trying to throw the human off its hind hips.
Under the influence of the two demons, the dragon spirit's body not only greatly improved its strength, agility, and reaction speed, but also improved its coordination a lot.
He squatted on the back buttocks of the wild boar, grabbed the bristles tightly with both hands, and his body fell down with the rhythm of the wild boar, as if he was one with the wild boar.
"Whew! ......"The big boar jumped for a few minutes, panting from exhaustion, and was even more angry when he saw that the human was still clinging to his ass.
It looked down and thought about it, thought of a good idea, and slammed its ass against the stone wall.
"Yo, it's really cunning."
The dragon spirit didn't care about this move at all, it moved to the right when it hit the left, and moved to the front after hitting the back, and finally parted the large wild boar's wire-like bristles and stood on its neck.
"Hey, rammer, I'm not welcome if I don't obey." The dragon spirit grabbed the ears of the big boar with both hands and roared loudly on one of its ears.
The eardrums of the big wild boar were buzzing, and the brains were stabbed by the sound waves, and it couldn't shake off the humans on its back, and its eyes showed a panicked look.
However, it is a jungle tyrant in the end, and it has never been taught a lesson, and it doesn't want to bow its head until it has to, so it turns its eyes and gives birth to a clever plan.
"Hum hap hum!" It let out a string of smug-sounding pig snorts, and suddenly fell to the ground, stretched its legs, and began to roll in the pig dung.
"I'm rubbing, it's really yours. Count you ruthless, I admit defeat. ”
The dragon spirit was frightened by the churning dung, and subconsciously wanted to jump away, but he still endured the nausea and persevered, and said in a heart: "Isn't it pig dung, and it's not sulfuric acid, master will play with you!" ”
I saw him standing on the belly of the big wild boar, his arms open to keep his balance, and his steps followed the tumbling of the big wild boar and stepped quickly, like stepping on a log in the water, always standing on the top.
The big boar rolled left and right, fast and slow, but it couldn't crush this hateful human under him.
Eventually, it collapsed, howled and ran to the deepest part of the cave, shoved the pig's head into the crevice, and never moved again.