Chapter Seventy-Two: Tempting Pigs
"Come out! Come out! Come out of here! ”
The dragon spirit kicked the big boar's ass with his foot, but the rammer sandwiched his tail between his legs, and he didn't move.
In response to the saying that dead pigs are not afraid of boiling water, knowing that they can't beat this human being, the big wild boar simply stops fighting, and goes there, if you want to kill it, you can do whatever you want, and you want me to surrender to you, don't think about it!
I'm also a king-level existence that is invincible in the jungle, how can I bow my head to the weak human race? Pigs also have dignity!
The dragon spirit kicked and beaten, tired enough, but there was no way to take this Laipi pig.
"Non-violent non-cooperation, isn't it? Isn't it true to learn Gandhi? Okay, you can do it, I don't care about you, and I will invite the whole village to eat roast pork from India tonight. ”
The big wild boar still didn't react, the dragon spirit gasped heavily, sat on the wild boar, and said sadly: "I have already bragged about taming it, if it is killed, it will damage the image." ”
He punched the wild boar hard, and when he saw that the pig was hopeless, his heart was on fire, and he said ruthlessly: "Forget it, there are many excuses." I've done my best, and since you're a pig who doesn't know how to lift, then don't blame me for not saving you. ”
He stood up, looked at the big wild boar and said coldly: "Last chance, come out quickly." ”
The big boar still didn't move, and the dragon spirit sneered, turned around and left.
went up to the wall, and the pig fat diligently sent the bamboo tube and said: "Longzi, you actually defeated the giant pig alone!" Haha, thirsty, right? Drink saliva. ”
Long Jing was a little bad, didn't take it, untied his wine gourd, pulled out the stopper and drank a big sip, looked back at the big wild boar, and said to the pig's fat: "Slaughter it, divide the meat!" ”
"Huh?" The pig fat was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly responded: "Okay, Longzi said that I would raise it, and if he said that he would kill him, he would kill him, so I will go and prepare." ”
"Hmph, hmph." The dragon spirit was about to go down the wall, but he saw that Na Lai moved again!
I saw it raise its head, its long nose fluttering in the air, then stood up, slowly turned around, and looked at the dragon spirit intently.
"Oh, a change of heart?" The dragon spirit was overjoyed when he saw this.
The big wild boar was drooling in his mouth, his tongue kept licking his mouth, he snorted a few times in place, walked under the wall, and couldn't stop humming loudly.
It arched a few times on the stone very impatiently, and then stood up, and the pig's head was facing the dragon spirit, and it snorted.
The dragon spirit saw that it looked impatient, the mung bean eyes were shining, and the saliva was flowing like a faucet, and he looked down and saw the wine gourd in his hand, and suddenly understood.
"It turned out that I was lured by the smell of wine."
In fact, animals have a tradition of eating alcohol before humans, and like humans, they like to eat fermented fruits and are obsessed with the stimulation of alcohol.
Monkeys are especially famous, and legend has it that they can make wine, and wild boars often eat rotten fruit from trees, and they are also one of the drunkards.
"Haha, I'm not afraid that you are strong-willed, but I'm afraid that you have no hobbies!"
The dragon spirit put the wine gourd in front of the big wild boar's mouth and said, "Do you want to drink it?" ”
"Uh-huh!" The big boar screamed anxiously and stretched out his mouth desperately. It has no face and no skin, as long as it can eat delicious food, in fact, self-esteem or something, it doesn't matter.
Long Jing took away some of the wine gourd, slapped the pig's mouth and scolded: "If you want to drink a little better, I will ask you, do you accept it?" ”
"Hum hum." The big wild boar was even more greedy than Cangjizi, and his saliva sprayed on the dragon spirit's hands.
The dragon spirit poured a few drops of wine on the stone in front of its mouth, and the big boar hurriedly licked it with his tongue, and it was all licked clean at once.
I tasted the taste of alcohol but it was not addictive, and it was even more unbearable, I kept licking the stone, and finally simply bit the stone into my mouth, clicked and bit it a few times, and chewed it in my mouth.
"Poof!" The big boar spat out the gravel and put its mouth out for the wine gourd.
The dragon spirit thought for a moment, made a gesture and ordered, "Go down!" ”
The big boar didn't understand the meaning of the dragon spirit, but he also noticed the human voice and gestures, and after watching the human gesture for a long time, he seemed to understand something, and tried to put his body down.
"Good! That's it. Seeing that the giant pig had a high IQ, the dragon spirit was very happy, and poured some wine into its big mouth and gave it some wine.
The big wild boar opened its mouth wide to catch it, and ate it without leaking, and felt it with its mouth, and suddenly its body trembled, and it jumped on all fours with its eyes closed excitedly.
It was enough, and it raised its head and looked at the dragon spirit again, and the little tail flicked back and forth flatteringly.
"Get down!" The dragon spirit gave another order.
The big wild boar has a good understanding, and after an experience, he quickly understood, and immediately lay down in the pig dung and raised his head high.
The dragon spirit gave it another sip of wine, and motioned it to turn around a few times, and the big wild boar was very undisciplined to please humans.
After another bite, it was completely conquered by the wine, gave up the dignity of being a pig, and squatted on the ground like a pug and stuck out its tongue, waiting to fulfill the human command, and then exchanged for a sip of wine.
"Stand up, I'm going to stand on your back!" At the command of the human, the big wild boar hurriedly twisted his butt and stood steadily.
The dragon spirit jumped on it, and the fur of the big wild boar's conditioned reflex shook and became hostile, but it was quickly suppressed by reason, and it fanned its ears to please the humans.
"Hahahaha." It was so rewarding to conquer such a ferocious beast, the dragon spirit laughed.
He fed the big boar another bite, drove the wild boar around the cave twice, saw that the wild boar was more obedient than the horse, very proud, and said in his heart: "If you ride it around the village and let everyone see it, it must be very windy." ”
He wanted to call someone to tear down the wall, but the adults of the pig family were not there, and he couldn't wait to go to the village to call someone. Then he and the pig fat moved stones to tear down the wall, and they didn't have to be demolished, as long as they were at a certain height, the big wild boar could climb up by itself.
Both were strong men, and it was not too difficult to pull the stone down from above, and soon a large gap was made in the wall.
"Come out." The dragon spirit stood at the gap and beckoned to the big boar.
The pig fat hid on the wall in fear, looked at the old and young family in the yard, and said worriedly: "Dragon, dragon, will it be ...... if you let it go." It doesn't hurt, does it? ”
"Don't worry, I'll never let it hurt anyone." The dragon spirit said confidently.
With his current skills, if the big wild boar dares to go berserk, he will directly stab it in the eye and ear with a stone knife to the brain, ensuring that it can be easily killed.
When the boar heard the dragon spirit's order, he looked at the gap in the wall again, and couldn't believe that the humans had let it out like this.
The dragon spirit beckoned several times, and the big boar came running, and the man stood up, grabbed the stone, and struggled hard, until he finally crawled out of the prison where it had been trapped for several days.
When it saw the free world in front of it, it was so excited that it forgot about the wine for a while. Shake off the mud on his body, howl a few times, wild again, turn his head to stare at the two humans, revealing a hateful gaze.