The next day, when Xiao Hao woke up, it was already noon, Xiao Hao rubbed his eyes, got up to wash, Xiao Hao said: "It's so comfortable!" Xiaoying walked in and said with a smile: "I've slept all morning, of course I've slept comfortably." ”

Xiao Hao said: "You still dare to say that we are working together, but you retreated by yourself, slipped away, and caused me to be a female corpse." Xiaoying said: "Hey, wasn't I bumped into by the master yesterday, if I go again, the master will know, you can't go, I stayed so that the master will not be suspicious, senior brother, what treasure did you dig up last night, let me see." ”

Xiao Hao glared at him and said, "For the sake of you temporarily helping me intercede in front of the master, I will forgive you." He reached out and pulled a black bag out of his clothes. Suddenly, Xiao Hao shouted, "It's not good, my baby." ”

Xiaoying said with a smile: "Senior brother, here, I was witty yesterday and hid it, but fortunately it was not seen by the master." Xiao Hao said: "You kid." Xiao Ying took out a bag of things from the cabinet, Xiao Hao immediately snatched it, and Xiao Hao opened it.

Xiaoying looked at it and shouted: "Pisces jade pendant, understand the jade dragon with hook, thousand-year-old water sinking pearl, Buddha's hand incense burner, enamel porcelain and glazed arms." Xiaoying said: "Now I can make a fortune." Xiao Hao said: "Is it worth it?" Xiaoying said: "Of course it's worth it." Xiao Hao said: "Can you be richer than Li Jiacheng?" Xiaoying said: "It seems that there is still a little distance, but at least there are several million." ”

Xiao Hao said: "Millions! At that time, we can build a house, we don't have to sleep in the police station with Master, and then we don't have to pour water for Master's feet and a night pot. At this time, Uncle Nine walked in and said, "Yes." ”

Xiao Ying and Xiao Hao yelled badly, hurriedly hid their things, and shouted, "Master." Uncle Nine said, "Take out the things." Xiaoying and Xiaohao said in unison: "What, what to take out." Uncle Nine said, "That's what you just took." ”

Xiao Hao said: "Master, you have heard everything. Xiaoying was still saying: "Master, what are you saying, we didn't hear clearly, are you saying that this kettle is broken, I will take it out and fix it immediately." Suddenly, Uncle Nine said with a straight face: "I never say the second poop, take it out, otherwise you will bear the consequences." Xiao Hao said: "Leave two for us, and the rest will go to the public." Xiaoying said: "Yes, Master, at least three pieces are left, no, four pieces, and the rest will go to the public family." ”

Uncle Nine said with a straight face: "No, I can't give you a single one." Xiaoying and Xiaohao had no choice but to reluctantly hand a bag of things to the master. Uncle Nine smiled at this time: "This is like the words, it is illegal to steal the artifact, don't forget that we are the police, since these cultural relics have been unearthed, they belong to the country." Xiaohao and Xiaoying said bitterly: "You are the police, we are not." ”

Uncle Nine said: "So, if you admit that you are a tomb robber, then I will arrest you according to the law, and then you will have to go to prison for a few years if you don't say anything in court." Xiao Hao was startled and said, "I, we are policemen." Uncle Nine said with a smile: "That knowing the law and breaking the law is even more serious, and you have to sit for twelve years, to say the least." ”

Xiao Hao said: "No, Master doesn't have to be so desperate." Uncle Nine took a step forward and said, "Have you ever heard of the righteous killing of relatives?" Xiao Hao said, "No, Master." Xiaoying changed his wit and said: "Then we say that you are our accomplice, the manipulator behind the scenes, we are a master-apprentice relationship, it's a big deal to sit together, and come to a family reunion." Xiao Hao smiled happily: "Yes, you are the master, you are the mastermind." ”

When Uncle Nine heard this, he laughed instead of being angry: "Little rabbit, you can't rebel." Reaching out and knocking Xiaohao and Xiaoying's heads hard, Xiaohao and Xiaoying shouted, "It hurts." Uncle Nine continued: "I didn't confiscate the things, if you have the ability, come and get them, and tell you that we will go to the city tomorrow." Xiaoying said: "City, good! Xiao Hao asked, "Master, which city is it, Beijing, Shanghai and Guangzhou." ”

Uncle Nine said: "It's Shenzhen, have you been there?" Xiao Hao said: "I haven't been there, I only went to Chaozhou when I was a child." Xiaoying said: "I haven't been there, I've never walked out of here, Master, have you ever been to the city." ”

Uncle Nine said: "Well, I went to Hong Kong in my early years, and the people over there invited me to see Feng Shui, I was casting spells, and I was inadvertently photographed, they said what kind of film company it was, and asked me to make a movie, I didn't agree, and then people were so enthusiastic that I had to agree, so I took on the nickname Lin Zhengying and filmed three zombies." ”

Xiaoying said: "What about later." Uncle Nine said: "Later, when Hong Kong returned to China in 97, I returned to the mainland." Xiao Hao said: "It's a pity, Hong Kong is developed now, if you are still in Hong Kong, Master, I will guarantee you fame and fortune and become a big star." Uncle Nine sighed: "Of course, but I'm low-key, I don't say it." Xiaoying sighed: "That's why I'm so poor now." ”

Uncle Nine said: "Good boy, you two boys always want to get rich, I'm afraid you were a corrupt official in your last life, and you are a starving ghost." Xiao Hao and Xiao Ying smiled: "Master, how do you know." Uncle Nine shook his head helplessly, these two living treasures, don't make trouble for me, I'll save trouble.

Xiaohao and Xiaoying are both born in the 90s, Xiaohao's parents died early when he was a child, leaving his aunt to take care of him from childhood to adulthood, because poor Xiaohao gave birth to the plan of digging graves to get rich, coupled with the curiosity about the grave, he strengthened his beliefs. Xiaoying is an orphan, I don't know where I came from, I don't know where I'm going, I don't know my name since I was born, and I grew up in an orphanage when I was a baby. Later, both of them became Uncle Jiu's apprentices by chance.

Uncle Nine is a native of Foshan, Guangdong, since he was a child, he went to Maoshan to learn art and worship Mao Xiaofang as a teacher, and finally successfully retired in one day, becoming the eighty-first generation of the Maoshan faction in the 21st century, and also the former head of the Maoshan faction, ranking second in the Maoshan faction, calling himself "Tianxuan Star"

After going down the mountain, for the heavens, subduing demons and eliminating demons, becoming famous, in Zhaoqing because of the cracking of a walking corpse drug case, he became a local policeman, engaged in so far, during which he caught thieves during the day and ghosts at night, protecting the safety of the local party, and was admired by every household in the local area.

On the third day, the three of them came to Shenzhen by car, during which the three of them were stunned by everything, and the development of Shenzhen made Uncle Nine sigh. Uncle Nine said: "I didn't expect that I was in Zhaoqing for 30 years, and earth-shaking changes have taken place here, when I was here to catch ghosts, this place was just an inconspicuous town, but I didn't expect the society to advance by leaps and bounds, and it is also a blessing for the people!" ”

And Xiaohao and Xiaoying have never been to the city, so they are attracted by the people who come and go between the cities. And the urbanized high-rise buildings shocked the two of them very much, as if they opened their eyes to the world and knew that the world was good.

Xiao Hao said: "Master, it turns out that the city is like this, good, so advanced, so developed, so beautiful, so fun, I swear that I must go to rob the tomb, and then I can get rich and buy a house in the city." Xiaoying said: "Me too, it's so good, it's great, I'm going to come in and live when the time comes." Xiaohao said: "Okay, let's talk about it, rob the tomb together and buy a house together,"

Uncle Nine broke through: "No. Xiao Hao said: "Why, Master, don't you want this, do you know how good this is." Xiaoying interjected: "There are cars here, there are beautiful women, isn't it, we are still bachelors." ”

Uncle Nine said: "I'm not saying that you can't live in this city, but the way you get rich is wrong, you have to make money in a formal way to earn, the so-called avenue is three thousand, the side door is eight hundred, and the right path is three hundred and sixty lines. Xiao Hao said: "Master, robbing tombs makes a fortune quickly, since ancient times and today, there has been no country that has not died, and there is no tomb that has not been dug up." Xiaoying also nodded yes and said, "Yes, Master, Senior Brother is very right." “

Uncle Nine said: "The sword goes off the rails, often leads to fire and burns the body, the evil road is easy to enter, the righteous path is easy to gradually, tomb robbery is an evil way, it is not easy to enter the tomb and retreat, it is not advisable, not to mention stealing people's graves, destroying feng shui, hurting heaven and reason, and harming people's grandchildren!" You have to remember that only if you go to get rich and do business under the conditions permitted by the law, Master will not care about you, on the contrary, Master will be happy for you. Xiao Hao and Xiao Ying sighed, "Yes, Master." ”

At this time, several people came, led by an old man in his fifties, with a beautiful girl standing on the left, a handsome young man standing on the right, and four guards behind him. The old man is the owner of an electronics company in Shenzhen. Uncle Nine said: "Your Excellency is not Boss Jin, in Xia Lin Zhengjiu." ”

The old man nodded and said, "You are Uncle Jiu, I am Jin Taikang, and my distant relatives often tell me your legendary stories." ”

Xiao Hao said: "Boss Jin, this is not a legendary story, this is our real experience, our master and apprentice three people catch thieves during the day, catch ghosts at night, detectives solve cases, omnipotent, my master is both a Zhaoqing policeman and the eighty-first generation of the Maoshan faction, proficient in the five elements of gossip, feng shui metaphysics, Qimen Dunjia, Yin and Yang Strange Soldiers, up to the dawn of astronomy, down to the ground buried, omnipotent。。。。。 ”

Uncle Jiu's face was flushed when he heard this, and he secretly stepped on Xiao Hao's feet and signaled him to stop blowing, but Xiao Hao and Ben ignored it. Just as Xiao Hao was talking concentratically, a girl laughed "poof" and said, "Cousin, look at him." I saw that Xiaoying's eyes kept staring at the girl, and even saliva flowed out.

Uncle Nine saw that these two apprentices had not seen the world, showing an unreasonable appearance, and couldn't help but shake his head, it seems that in Zhaoqing for thirty years, he has become a frog at the bottom of the well, and even the two apprentices around him have not seen the world, it seems that he will go out more in the future and increase his knowledge, otherwise he will be ridiculed and outdated, it is better to come out and bring two apprentices this time, let them try to block it first, and then I will come forward to avoid being ugly.

Uncle Nine said: "Xiaohao, don't say it again, being a teacher is not as exaggerated as you said, Boss Jin made you laugh." ”

Boss Jin smiled: "Uncle Jiu, don't be modest, your name dares to say second in the whole Guangdong and even in the south, and no one dares to say first." Uncle Nine sighed and smiled. Boss Jin said: "Uncle Jiu, I have prepared a banquet for you, please here." Uncle Nine said, "Okay, please." Xiaohao and Xiaoying kept staring at the girl, and Uncle Nine looked back and shouted, "What are you two looking at, don't come with me." ”

Xiao Hao and Xiao Ying said, "Yes, Master." At this time, a handsome young man stopped the two of them and said to Xiaohao and Xiaoying: "Look at what, hillbilly, he is my cousin, my Jin Shijie's woman." Pointing at Xiaoying, he said: "Look at you, a height of only one point six, a short file poor dick silk also wants to chase my woman, dream." Pointing at Xiao Hao, he said: "Look at you, you are as thin as a monkey, and when you wear a fake suit, you think you are rich and handsome, and you know that you are a monkey." After speaking, he shook his head and patted his ass and left, Xiaohao and Xiaoying hummed: "It's great to be rich, hum, we'll see." The two followed.