This is a luxurious five-star hotel, although Uncle Nine is quiet on the surface, but in his heart is overturned, this is too luxurious, the city is the city in the end, it is really extraordinary. Boss Jin said with a smile: "Uncle Nine, this is a sprinkling building I opened, the name is Harvest Day, Uncle Nine, look at my restaurant, whether it is in line with feng shui." ”

Uncle Nine said, "Well, that's good. Before he finished speaking, Xiao Hao interjected: "Boss Jin, you are asking the right person, my master only needs to help you change the feng shui to ensure that your inn will prosper from some business, junior brother, do you say yes." Xiaoying said: "Yes, what my senior brother said is really right, my master is amazing." ”

Uncle Nine didn't want the two apprentices to brag anymore, so he coughed and said: "Boss Jin, I see your hotel, sitting in the north and facing south, the gate is in all directions, there is a garden in front, there is a rockery in the back, there is a fountain in the east, and the west is expected to travel to Gang, as the saying goes: where there is flowing water on the left side of the house is called the green dragon, there is a long road on the right is called the white tiger, there is a sweat pool in front of the Vermilion Bird, and there is a hill of Xuanwu in the back, which is the most expensive place, so that the restaurant business will definitely be prosperous, and there must be a master to guide it." ”

Boss Jin nodded and smiled: "What Uncle Nine said is really wonderful, this restaurant is from Master Afa to help me, but the mage Shenlong is missing, and I don't know where he is." Uncle Nine nodded and said, "I see, Master Ah Fa is indeed profound, and Lin is not as good as him." ”

Boss Jin said: "Uncle Nine, don't be modest, Master Ah Fa once told me back then that the only way to do the art today is Maoshan Lin Zhengjiu's first promotion." Uncle Nine sighed and smiled, and said, "The mage has won the prize, please." ”

Xiaohao and Xiaoying sat on the left side of Uncle Jiu, and on the right side of Uncle Nine were Boss Jin, Maiden and Jin Shijie. Boss Jin said: "Uncle Jiu, I haven't introduced you yet, this is my daughter named Nana, seventeen years old this year, just returned from studying in the United States, this is my nephew named Jin Shijie." Uncle Nine nodded and said, "Okay, good, the future is terrifying." ”

Boss Jin asked, "Uncle Nine, what kind of wine do you want?" Uncle Nine said, "Bring me two taels of wine." Boss Jin said with a smile: "It turns out that Uncle Nine likes to drink rice wine, and the amount of alcohol is really good, so let's just have a bottle of Wuliangye, Uncle Nine, what do you say." Uncle Nine didn't know what Wuliangye was, so he had to say, "It's okay." ”

Boss Jin shouted, "Nana, hurry up and salute Uncle Nine and the two masters." The girl named Nana said, "Okay, Master Jinglin has a cup." Uncle Nine nodded with satisfaction. turned back to Xiaoying and Xiaohao and said, "Aren't you tired of staring at your eyes for so long, what do you want to drink?" ”

Xiao Hao asked Xiao Ying: "Senior brother, what do you want to drink" Xiao Ying thought for a long time and said: "Wuliangye." Nana puffed and laughed, "It turns out that you also like such strong wine, it's so powerful." ”

Jin Shijie said with a smile: "Actually, Wuliangye has something to drink, it is better to drink red sorghum." Xiaoying said: "Then I'll change it to a bottle of red sorghum." Xiao Hao said to Nana, "What do you like to drink?" Jin Shijie said: "She likes to drink cross eggs." Xiao Hao snorted: "You scold me for crossing zero, you are a fucking bastard." Xiaoying said: "Yes, what Senior Brother said is right, you are the bastard." ”

Uncle Jiu said: "Xiaohao Xiaoying, don't be unreasonable, quickly say goodbye to others." Xiaoying said: "He scolded us first." Boss Jin smiled and said: "Actually, he is not scolding you, the cross zero egg is XO, it is a kind of foreign wine." Uncle Nine said: "Isn't it like a cocktail, the name is a little ugly, but this wine is not bad." ”

Boss Jin nodded, and then said to Jin Shijie: "Shijie, why don't you go and get some wine that the masters ordered just now." Nana said, "I want Coke." Xiaohao thought about what "Coke" was, but when he saw Nana calling, he also called: "Coke, I'll come to Coke too." Jin Shijie said reluctantly: "Okay, I'll get it." ”

Boss Jin said: "Uncle Nine, this time I invited you to come, in fact, I want to do a ritual for my father, who has passed away." Uncle Nine said strangely: "What, Master Jin has passed away." "Xiaohao and Xiaoying are very strange, they can't see any sadness! Boss Jin said: "Actually, my father is 102 years old, and he finally instructed us to say that the immortals are gone, telling us to be happy and not sad." ”

Uncle Nine said: "I see, Master Jin is a hundred years old, and he has indeed proven his life, so he should be a little more festive." Xiao Hao said: "People don't have to live long, as long as they are filial to their parents in their lifetime, and have filial children below, they have no regrets in this life." ”

Xiaoying said: "The most important thing is to choose a piece of feng shui treasure land, so that his old man can enjoy it in the fairy world, and he can ensure that your grandson will be rich for a long time, and the daughters born are all beautiful." As she spoke, she looked at Nana, and the girl smiled coquettishly.

Boss Jin was overjoyed and said: "Well, what the two masters said is that it's just that in modern cities, people can't be buried when they die, they are all cremated, and this is what I'm worried about." Uncle Nine said: "Boss Jin must want us to bring Old Lady Jin's immortal body back to the countryside for burial." ”

Boss Jin nodded yes and said, "Well, please ask Uncle Nine to help me finish the Dharma tomorrow and take my father to Yinchuan for burial, I have already arranged a piece of Feng Shui treasure land there, please Uncle Nine must help me this time." Uncle Nine said: "Well, Boss Jin doesn't have to be polite, I'll leave the matter of Master Jin's burial in the countryside." "Boss Kim is very grateful.

At this time, Jin Shijie came back and said, "The wine and cola you want are here." Xiaoying was about to drink a glass of sorghum wine, and when he saw Nana looking at him and Xiaohao, he suddenly took a big sip and drank a glass of sorghum wine. Jin Shijie said: "Good wine, right, then drink another glass." The girl Nana smiled coquettishly.

Xiaoying was angry that Jin Shijie tricked him into drinking sorghum wine, but he didn't have a good heart. Seeing Xiaoying so embarrassed, Xiaohao said in his heart: "Fortunately, I didn't choose sorghum." Xiao Hao then turned on the Coke, and at that moment, the Coke sprayed directly on Xiao Hao's face, spraying all over his body, and Xiao Hao was so stupid that he was speechless. Nana said to Jin Shijie: "Cousin, how can you be like this. ”

Jin Shijie smiled: "You can't blame me, when I took Coke just now, Coke fell." After saying that, I couldn't help but laugh wildly. Boss Jin scolded him angrily, but Jin Shijie disagreed.

Boss Jin said: "Nana, go and arrange a room, let Uncle Nine and the two masters stay at night, let the two masters go to take a bath first, Nana, you take a few new clothes for the two masters to wear." The girl Nana said, "Yes, Daddy." ”

Xiaohao and Xiaoying looked at Uncle Jiu, and Uncle Jiu said, "Go ahead." Xiaohao and Xiaoying left the banquet at this time, and when they were leaving, Jin Shijie bumped into Xiaohao, and Jin Shijie smiled: "How is it, are you not convinced." Nana said angrily: "Cousin, what are you doing, you always bully the two masters." Xiaoying and Xiaohao ignored him and followed Nana.

Xiaohao and Xiaoying were introduced to the room by Nana, and Xiaoying and Xiaohao exclaimed: "Wow, good, so luxurious!" Nana smiled: "This is the presidential suite of our hotel, you have everything you need, you can say what you need." Xiao Yingxi said: "Really, can you too?" ”

Nana said: "If I can help, I will definitely help you do it, give it to you, this is our hotel's new clothes, do you like it or not." Xiao Hao smiled and said, "Of course I like what you gave." Xiao Hao pulled Xiao Ying aside and said, "I'll take a bath, you can't take advantage of her, you have to compete fairly!" Xiaoying said: "I know, take your bath." ”

Nana asked, "Are you really Maoshan Daoists?" Xiaoying said: "Of course, I and my brother are very good at catching ghosts, once an unlucky ghost wanted to fix us, but was rectified by me, I turned my leg and kicked, the unlucky ghost was kicked far away by me, and then I folded him into a big bastard and kicked the senior brother as a ball, the unlucky ghost was kicked by the two of us with a blue nose and swollen face, and then all once, we caught a female ghost, with a hideous face, a green face and teeth, it was terrible, and the senior brother was chased by the female ghost and was out of breath, fortunately I used a peach wood sword she will be subdued. ”

Xiao Hao was taking a bath and suddenly said: "You seem to have said something wrong, I used the peachwood sword to submit her, are you chasing her well." Xiaoying said: "Hi! Whoever submits to her is the same anyway, regardless of you and me. Nana laughed when she heard it, and she only felt scared and funny. Xiaoying also laughed along. Nana said: "By the way, your name is Xiaoying, and his name is Xiaohao." At this time, someone said: "His name is Diao Siying, and my name is Gao Fuhao." ”

When the two looked at it, it turned out to be Xiao Hao, Xiao Hao had already taken a bath, wearing a new dress, and when he walked out of the room, Xiao Ying was surprised, is this still the senior brother he knows, why is he so handsome, Xiao Ying exclaimed: "Senior brother, are you a senior brother." Xiao Hao smiled: "You show off, you don't know me." Xiaoying said: "It's really a Buddha who relies on gold, people rely on clothes, and I also want to take a bath." ”

Nana saw Xiao Hao wearing new clothes and was so handsome, her cheeks were red, in fact, her surprise was greater than Xiao Ying, because she was a girl, a girl who was just in love, and she naturally had an attraction when she saw a handsome guy, which also showed that Xiao Hao was actually a handsome guy face, as long as he was allowed to integrate into high society, he would inevitably become a gentleman.

It was also at this time that a person walked through the door, and he was also surprised: "Yo, it's not bad, wearing new clothes, he looks a little rich and handsome, but in my Jin Shijie's eyes, a hillbilly is a hillbilly after all, and a poor egg is a poor egg." "Obviously, this person is Jin Shijie.

Xiao Hao walked over and said: "Aren't you just a second ancestor, all you spend is your Lao Tzu's money, if you let you struggle alone, I think you are poorer than me." Jin Shijie said: "What do you say, believe it or not, I beat you." Xiao Hao said: "You fight, believe it or not, I will sue you for attacking the police." Xiao Hao took out a document and a handcuff, and said, "I forgot to tell you, in fact, we have another identity, we are police, I can lock you up for a few days according to the law, do you want to." ”

Jin Shijie and Nana were very surprised, and Nana said happily: "It turns out that you are a policeman." Jin Shijie snorted: "Okay, you have a kind." Suddenly, someone knocked Jin Shijie into him, and the man said, "I'm sorry, I can't see you coming." Jin Shijie said: "You." Nana was afraid that they would fight, so she hurriedly pulled Jin Shijie out.

After the two left, Xiaoying closed the door and said happily: "Senior brother, this golden boy is really arrogant, we have to give him some color." Xiao Hao said: "If you want to trick this kid, what did you take from him." Xiaoying said: "Look, this is his hair." Xiao Hao also smiled: "Look, what is this, this is the kid's birthday, this is what I asked his cousin when I went upstairs just now." ”

Xiaoying and Xiaohao smiled at each other, tied the eight characters of their birthday to a grass thatched man, and wrapped their hair around the grass thatched man's neck, but saw Xiao Hao finish reciting the "Maoshan Tricky Mantra" and then said: "Taishang Laojun, anxious as a law." I saw the grass thatched man standing up slowly, Xiaoying said: "It's done, pierce his laughing hole, then pierce his feet, and then pierce his bird... ”

After a while, I saw downstairs, suddenly making a loud noise, making chickens and dogs jump, and the noise was unconscious, Xiaohao said: "We can go down to see the excitement." Xiaoying nodded heavily, it turned out that Jin Shijie suddenly became yin and yang, took off his clothes and pants and only his underwear was pole dancing, Jin'er half laughed and half cried, constantly jumping somersaults, and then went straight into another room of the hotel, it turned out that this room was getting married, when I heard someone shouting: "Bride, do you want to marry him".

Jin Shijie picked up the bride and threw herself to the ground directly, and then kept kissing and kissing, the bride screamed, and her skirt was torn. Everyone was furious when they saw it, and the groom official was even more angry, this kid teased his wife in public, and this was okay.

Everyone pulled Jin Shijie away from the bride, and the groom and everyone directly beat Jin Shijie, after the beating, Jin Shijie simply picked up an old woman and threw herself to the ground, and she was still kissing and kissing, the old woman screamed: "Indecent." ”

The groom's official saw that this kid was dead and unchangeable, and actually teased his mother, Jin Shijie was beaten again, and when Xiaohao Xiaoying and Uncle Jiu, Boss Jin, Nana and others and the security guards came, Jin Shijie had been beaten and his nose was swollen, and Boss Jin said angrily: "Shijie, how can you be like this." Jin Shijie couldn't help but laugh and said: "Uncle, in fact, I don't want to do this, but my body wants to be like this, and I can't help it, uncle, save me." ”

Xiao Hao and Xiao Ying secretly couldn't hide their laughter, Uncle Nine glared at the two of them, and said to Boss Jin: "I'm afraid that my nephew has encountered dirty things, and it will be fine if you give him a drink after this spirit talisman is burned." Boss Jin said: "Thank you Uncle Nine yet." ”

Jin Shijie said weakly: "Thank you, Uncle Nine." Boss Jin ignored him anymore and said, "Uncle Nine, then I will ask you to help with tomorrow's rituals." Uncle Nine said: "This is nature. When he returned to the room, Uncle Nine said: "I taught you the Maoshan technique to let you catch ghosts and do the right thing for the heavens, not to make you whole." ”

Xiao Hao and Xiao Ying said: "Yes, Master, but that kid is too hateful." Uncle Nine said: "His family is a rich second generation and is pampered, so you don't have to worry about him." Xiaoying said: "If he deliberately can't get along with you, what do you want to do, Master." ”

Uncle Nine paused, thought for a while, and said with a straight face: "If it's me, I'll too, I'll get him too." Xiaohao and Xiaoying couldn't help laughing: "Master, you are too much... Uncle Nine said: "Haven't you heard a word, you can't bear it, you don't need to endure it anymore, stupid!" Xiaohao and Xiaoying were speechless for a while.