"Daxian is too polite, I will meet you whatever you ask." As he spoke, Lu Dongbin's Pure Yang Sword had arrived in his hand, and with a wave of his hand, the sword slapped on my shoulder. As if I had been electrocuted, I fell backwards and kicked the table, which smashed straight towards Lu Dongbin.

Lu Dongbin rose into the air, the tip of his sword stabbed at me, and the sword qi shot out in a row.

Feeling that I was still holding the wine glass in my hand, I didn't think much about it, and I raised the wine glass to block the sword qi that was shooting. "Ding ding" a few times, the sword qi was blocked by the wine glass, splashing sparks. The strength of the sword qi is quite large, and if I hadn't been lucky enough to get it in time, the tiger's mouth would have been shattered, and the wine glass would have been shattered.

Lu Dongbin turned around and shot down from mid-air, the Pure Yang Sword pointing directly at my chest. A sword pierced me, and my heart was immediately pierced, and I would die a thousand times.

My body is still lying on the boat, and when I roll upside down, his sword will fall on my ass; I rolled on my side and was stabbed in the back. The only way I can't let him hurt me is to sink with the ship. I was angry, my whole body shook, and the boat "snapped" and shattered in an instant.

The demon skills are really powerful.

The ship is nothing but a broken ship. The key is the moment the ship shatters, the fragments are scattered, and some shoot upwards towards Lu Dongbin. This was beyond my expectations. According to the convention, it is normal for fragments to scatter, and it is very abnormal for fragments to shoot upwards towards Lu Dongbin like flying knives.

"Fool, is it normal or a demon?" Kashiami said angrily.

Kashiwami is still shining on me on the moon?

I sank to the bottom of the water, and saw that Lu Dongbin's movements were also extremely fast, and the sword that stabbed straight down suddenly made a few circles, slicing away the fragments that shot at him one by one. Finally, the tip of the sword clicked on one of the fragments, and he actually borrowed the force, and the upside-down falling body turned into a soaring air. flew to a height of seven or eight feet, and the body flipped over, and the movements were beautiful and chic.

Didn't my butt get a piece of meat bitten off by Sakurako's puppy, why doesn't it hurt? Actually, it didn't hurt when I landed on the boat. Did Sakurako cure it for me? Of course not, she said that as soon as she was happy, she healed my wounds, but it was just to tease me. My self-healing function is a hundred times stronger than that of ordinary people, and ordinary wounds are healed without treatment.

Sink to the bottom, the water is not deep. When my back touched the sand and gravel at the bottom of the river, I had a solid foundation and my strength soared. As soon as I slapped the sand with both hands, my whole body flew out of the water. While patting the sand and gravel, I grabbed a handful of sand and gravel by the way, flew out of the water, and threw the sand and gravel towards Lu Dongbin.

Sand is like a scattering bomb.

Stone like a missile.

Lu Dongbin is very knowledgeable, and when he saw my hand move, he hurriedly flashed to the side. He dodges fast enough, but my shotshots, missiles are faster. Several shotshots pierced his fluttering robes, and one nearly hit him in the foot.

Seeing that his face changed, I thought happily, "Comrade Xiao Lu, I finally know how powerful my big demon is, right?" ”

"You're a big demon, not even a little demon." Bai Mei said dissatisfiedly, in her opinion, if the big demon is as good as me, they will have to eat the northwest wind as a demon.

"The devil wants to be your demon." I said angrily, "I originally wanted to say that I was a 'great immortal', but it was your dead demon soul that swayed me, so I said my 'great demon'." ”

"That's right, that's right, you're a great immortal, and you're a great immortal like a bear." Bai Mei sneered, "Even the apprentices of their own apprentices are fighting so hard, and they still boast that they are great immortals." ”

I floated down to the river.

Lu Dongbin also landed on the cliff bank, looking at me a few dozen meters away.

"Xiao Luzi, who is your master's master?" I asked politely. It's a big loss for me to call him a brother.

"No need to ask. His master's master is not an earthling at all, he knows a fart. "Kashimi is clearer than I am.

Sure enough, Lu Dongbin scratched his head and thought hard, but he couldn't think of a reason.

"Hehe, Sister Kashiwami, on which planet did I ignite his master's master?" I took the opportunity to say that I wanted to know a little bit about my past.

"Hmph, I won't tell you." Bai Mei snorted, "You beat Lu Dongbin to death, come and ask me again." ”

"No problem, I'm your person anyway, I'll do whatever you say."

"That's pretty much it." Kashimi seemed to be satisfied with my answer, but she turned around and attacked me, "Then you are still standing and doing fart?" ”

People are very beautiful, but their mouths are not beautiful, and the words they say from time to time are all against their hearts and lungs.

There was no way, as soon as her words fell, my feet moved, and I shot towards Lu Dongbin like an arrow. A voice flew towards Lu Dongbin, "Little fool, don't run yet." ”

Lu Dongbin remained motionless, looking at me indifferently.

I stopped abruptly and said to Lu Dongbin, "Count, I'll play with you when I ask your master to come." I don't have a sense of honor to win against you, a little apprentice. ”

Lu Dongbin blushed suddenly.

My words are insulting.

Hehe, soldiers don't get tired of cheating.

It's no wonder if I don't hit you.

At the thought of him, I came to him, snatched the sword from his hand, and kicked him into the river.

"It's so bad, it's not interesting at all, it's better for you eight immortals to join forces to play with me." I dropped it and turned away. After walking a few steps, I felt my hands heavy, only to realize that I was still carrying his Pure Yang Sword. What do I need a sword for? threw the sword back, "Xiao Luzi, for the sake of you being my apprentice, take the sword." ”

A voice broke through the air, "Bold and wicked, take your life." ”

The voice came before me?

No.

Left?

Neither is it.

Right?

Not even more.

It's a strange day, and I can't even tell the direction of the sound.

Don't argue, the art is bold, who is afraid of whom?

Lao Tzu is sitting and waiting for you to come. I sat down on the grass.

The shadow flashed, and a guy wearing a gauze hat, a red-robed official uniform, and holding a yin-yang board (jade board) stood in front of me.

The person who came was Uncle Cao Guo.

It's a turtle grandson again. I thought to myself with annoyance.

Legend has it that he was the eldest brother of Empress Cao of Song Renzong, the emperor of your Song Dynasty, and his name was Jing Xiu. He is quite talented and kind, and he also aims to be pure and empty, not admiring vanity, and not liking wealth and wealth. Later, because his younger brother was arrogant and unlaw-abiding, he mutilated people's lives. His uncle Cao Guo was deeply ashamed, so he hid in the mountains and rocks, wore civilian clothes and hats, but carefully thought about the mysterious and profound truth, and did not eat it for more than 10 days. One day, he met Zhong Liquan and Lu Dongbin, two immortals, and they asked, "I heard that you are recuperating, what are you raising?" He replied, "Raise the Tao." Then the immortal asked, "Where is the Way?" Uncle Cao Guo raised his finger to the sky. The two immortals asked again, "Where is the sky?" Uncle Cao Guo pointed his fingers to his heart. The two immortals smiled and said, "The heart is the sky, the sky is the Tao, and you have already realized the true meaning of the Tao." So he taught him the true secret technique, and guided him to join the team of immortals. There is also a saying that the emperor gave him a gold medal when he became a monk, and later when he crossed the Yellow River, there was no boat fare, so he mortgaged it, and happened to meet Lu Dongbin and traveled with him, so he became enlightened and was listed as the "Eight Immortals".

His uncle Cao Guo is the last of the eight immortals, and he is also Lu Dongbin's apprentice. If you really talk about generations, he doesn't know how many hundred million grandchildren he has. According to Kashiwami, I have lived at least five billion years.

I waved at him angrily, "Little turtle grandson, go home and sleep." ”