His uncle Cao Guo is the last of the eight immortals, and he is also Lu Dongbin's apprentice. If you really talk about generations, he doesn't know how many hundred million grandchildren he has. According to Kashiwami, I have lived at least five billion years.

I waved at him angrily, "Little turtle grandson, go home and sleep." ”

"Hmph, you still claim to be a great immortal, and you are still so arranged." Uncle Cao Guo snorted, not blushing like Lu Dongbin.

Blue out of blue is better than blue ha.

I lifted my eyelids, "It's not like I'm going to be in a class. If you are an immortal, everyone should be equal, that's right. The problem is that they are both immortals, and their abilities are also divided into sizes. Since there is a big or small difference, of course, there must be a name to distinguish it. For example, if my apprentice enlightened you, are you my apprentice? ”

"Of course."

"That's it." I said proudly, "You still don't kneel down when you see Master?" ”

"Who knows if my master was ignited by you." Uncle Cao Guo didn't buy my account.

This question is indeed a problem. Did I directly ignite Zhong Liquan and Lu Dongbin, or did Tie Guan Li ignite Zhong and Lu? I don't know. But one thing is clear to me, I ignited Lao Tzu, and Lao Tzu ignited Tie Guan Li. That's the case alone, I'm still a master, no, I'm too master.

"Master Tai is a fart." Uncle Cao Guo hit the nail on the head and said, "You Li Bai is just 'claiming to be a fairy in wine', in fact, he is nothing more than a bullshit poet who has written a few poems, and he is still far from the immortal." ”

If I am really Li Bai, Uncle Cao Guo is right, the poet Li Bai has never been recognized by the fairy world. The responsibility is mine, not his. As Bai Mei said, I not only want Li Bai to become an immortal, but also hope that he will be a prime minister or something, which makes him difficult and unable to become an immortal.

There is another question, how did his uncle Cao Guo think that I was the poet Li Bai? Doesn't he know that Li Bai became the president of K-star, and now he is called Jiuwu or something?

Leave him alone.

He must have a reason for that.

"Hehe, if I don't show you my hand, you really don't know who I am." I said, just as I was about to raise my hand and make a flying stream of 3,000 feet to open his eyes, Tie Guan Li had already knelt in front of me with a "porphyr" sound, "Master's subordinates are merciful." ”

Hehe, it came so fast.

"Get up, get up, Disciple Lee." I smiled at Tie Guan Li.

Tie Guan Li lowered his head, "Master, if you don't promise to let him go, I won't get up." ”

"Ouch, I'm still so stubborn when I'm an immortal. Your master has never been like this, get up. I laughed, my eyes flashing with the skinny bones of Lao Tzu's body.

Tie Guan Li then stood up.

The other immortals one by one, Zhong Liquan, Lan Caihe, Zhang Guolao, He Xiangu, Lu Dongbin, and Han Xiangzi also arrived one after another and stood in front of me.

And Sakurako-chan.

"Hehe, is my uncle's butt so painful that he can't stand up?"

"Sakurako-chan, don't be rude." Tie Guan Li said busily.

Sakurako-chanted her mouth, "Uncle's ass was bitten by my dog." ”

Childlike words.

Tie Guan Li was about to drink her again, I hurriedly stopped him with my gaze, then stood up and jumped a few times, "Sakura-chan, do you see if my uncle is as good as ever?" ”

"Sakurako-chan, why don't you hurry up and kneel down to meet your master." Tie Guan Li said as he cast an immortal spell on Sakurako.

Sakurako couldn't help but kneel in front of me with a "porphyr" and bow nine times in a row, "Master is above, please accept the disciple's nine bows." ”

"That's too much of a gift, Sakurako-chan." I laughed, "Just bow down, as long as you don't tell us our secrets." ”

"Please forgive the disciple for his ignorance." Sakurako said sincerely.

I was about to reach out and pull Sakurako to get up, but Zhang Sanfeng arrived, flashing between me and Sakurako, "It's better not to touch her." ”

As soon as Zhang Sanfeng said this, my demon eyes lit up.

"He's a demon." I don't know who said it, and the others quickly dodged away.

"Guest, let's go first." Zhang Sanfeng said to me calmly.

It's also strange, after listening to Zhang Sanfeng's words, I felt like drinking his tea, and my heart was soft and soothing, like I had changed back into a person. But I know it's only a matter of moments.

I nodded, turned and drifted away.

"Uncle, no, master wait for me." Sakurako shouted behind me. The child's voice was clear, and I wanted to cry.

"Sakurako-chan, don't chase me, I'll come back to you when I'm well." When I dropped these words, people had become demons, and after a lifetime of demons, they flew thousands of miles away.

In front of me, I was a vast prairie.

The wind blows the grass and sees the cattle and sheep low.

That's what I thought.

As soon as I thought about it, I heard the cows and sheep barking.

Strange, my shemale can also make his wishes come true?

"Dream on you. It's to see that you're pitiful, and let you open your heart. Kashiwami said.

"You don't have to be pitiful, you turn it into a desert." I said angrily.

"Dead enemy, what year and month do you want to bet with me when you are angry?" Bai Mei said angrily, "There was such a good opportunity to kill the Eight Immortals in front, and you didn't even touch them." ”

"They are my apprentices, how can I do it?" I was a shemale again, and I couldn't help but say angrily, "Dead demon sister, if you love me, I will be a man, and if I am a demon, I will be a demon, so that I am not a human, a demon is not a demon, what kind of system will I become?" ”

"Dead villain, I won't be fooled by you, I really made you a demon, and you will still take me in your eyes? I've been looking for boys and girls for a long time. Kashiami said angrily.

"Let me be a shemale, a demon, you can relieve your hatred, you are happy, aren't you?"

"yes!." Kashiwa's crisp answer,

I'm speechless. As soon as his feet were weak, he lay down on the ground. As soon as his back was close to the ground, he was burned with hot pain. I jumped up and looked, grandma, oh, the grassland has turned into a desert. It's really a beautiful woman who can't be offended, and a demon girl can't be offended.

"Master, I'm here." Sakurako shouted happily.

I turned around and saw Sakurako-chan galloping towards her dog, Alai, with her little dog in her arms.

I hurriedly stepped back, "Sakurako-chan, don't come near me. ”

"It's okay, I've been touched by you a long time ago. Isn't there nothing at all? Sakurako said.

I think about it, I used the demon eye to power her, and instead of being fine, she was greatly strengthened. Hehe, if she were to be looked at by God, wouldn't she be a god? This is of course impossible. It's good to be an immortal. According to the convention, immortals and Confucians, first of all, must be Confucian students, lay a deep knowledge foundation, in order to enter the Tao to enlighten the Tao, and realize the Tao, in order to become immortals. Immortals can reach gods. Actually, I don't think I'm a god, I think I'm still a human being, it's just that my soul has been cultivated for billions of years, and it is tens of millions of times stronger than ordinary people. God is just a title.

"But at this time, at that time." I'm still careful to say.

"I know. Apprentice Tie told me. ”

"Who is the apprentice Tie?"

"Tie Guan Li, you are his master, I am your apprentice, so isn't he my apprentice?" Sakurako said innocently.

I couldn't help but laugh, "I haven't enlightened you yet." ”

"It's no problem to delay this point, anyway, I'm worshiping you as a master for nine years, don't regret it." Sakurako said with a grin.