When Li Ke went home and saw the body parts all over the ground, he almost didn't go into shock.

Li Ke looked around and did not find the murderer.

Ying Zheng on the side was looking at the novel with interest, and Li Ke looked at the name "Abnormal Creature Sights".

I'm an anomalous creature.,What novels do you read to brush up on your sense of existence.。

Li Ke patted Yingzheng: "Who did all this?" ”

Ying Zheng didn't raise his head and pointed to the toilet: "A young girl in the flower season, looking for you, hurry up, that girl is dismantling the washing machine." ”

I have to say that Ying Zheng's ability to understand new things is outstanding.

The legendary killer Jing Ke is still working on the radio.

Li Ke stepped into the toilet and found a young girl in a navy uniform holding a screwdriver to dismantle the electric water heater hanging overhead.

Li Ke felt that he didn't need to rescue it, so he directly dragged it to Wudaokou and buried it, and casually called stray dogs and cats to poop on his tombstone, and it was best to hammer the tombstone, so that he would be clean forever.

"Mr. Dean is finally back, hello, my name is Mikoto Misaka."

Mikoto Misaka kindly stretched out her right hand.

Gentlemanly demeanor must still be maintained.

"That Mikoto Misaka-san." Li Ke tried his best to keep a smile with the corners of his mouth raised sixty degrees: "May I ask what you are doing here, are you playing house?" ”

Mikoto Misaka replied politely: "That's right, I see that your electrical appliances here are very old-fashioned, so I will help you upgrade the system for free, as a welcome gift." ”

Well, I see, but can you tell me what upgrade system has to dismantle all the electrical appliances, even a three-year-old child knows that upgrading this kind of thing only requires a USB flash drive.

"Don't worry, let me show you, my new scientific electromagnetic cannon, called the reduction cannon."

Mikoto Misaka has already set up a position

Mikoto Misaka.

The second grade student of Tokiwadai Middle School, a famous aristocratic girls' school in the school city.,Innocent and lively.、A 14-year-old girl who loves to nag.。 She has shoulder-length brown hair, also brown pupils, eyes that never admit defeat, and a pretty face that doesn't require makeup. Because of his beautiful appearance and excellent grades, he has become an idol of students in school. Usually she wears a Tokiwadai uniform, and the safety pants under the skirt are a symbol of Mikoto's liveliness, but as a lady of Tokiwadai, this is really a "regrettable dress".

However, Li Ke is now zero interested in the safety of the eldest lady, of course, because as the thunder on Mikoto's hand expands, all the electrical remnants on the ground begin to gather together. The whole house was in a blinding light.

After a long time, Li Ke felt that the pain in his eyelids had decreased a lot, and when he opened his eyes, he couldn't help but be surprised.

First of all, this is definitely not a surprise, it is a fright, and there will be no surprises in this book, only fright.

The TV with the blades of the electric fan umbrella on the head, the set-top box and the refrigerator are perfectly integrated, and the most speechless thing is the toilet, the glass liner of the electric water heater is completely embedded in the toilet.

All the blends are so seamless and flawless.

"Well, it's always a little bit off."

Mikoto Misaka had a very regretful expression on her face.

Nanali patted the fan and the TV, and the combination was like the immature skin of a newborn child, and it shattered to the ground at once.

Nanali smiled: "Dean, you won't be able to see the new issue of Gintama in the future." ”

Li Ke smiled bitterly: "No, I'm looking at the big-eyed Xiling Empire now." ”

Sophia added fuel and vinegar on the side: "It seems that these appliances are the landlord's money." ”

Anna thought for a moment: "Plus that broken roof, how much will you have to lose?" ”

Sophia took out an abacus: "It's a total of 18w, and the odd 250 doesn't need it, turn the zero into a whole." ”

Li Ke kicked the Emperor of the Ages who was still intoxicated in the novel.

"Don't look at me." Ying Zheng said helplessly: "Cross-eyed is not this girl's opponent." ”

Then again, Jing Ke people.

Ying Zheng pointed under the sofa.

Li Ke bent down and found Jing Ke with a blue nose and swollen face, his hands and feet were tied, and there was a rag in his mouth.

In fact, Mikoto Misaka just demolished the house, and Jing Ke didn't pay attention to it, but the eldest lady fell in love with the radio that Jing Ke regarded as a treasure.

So, the two men fought.

Future science coupled with a unique talent buff, how can Jing Ke be Mikoto Misaka's opponent.

That's how it works.

"Wangwang"

Xiaobai got out of the dining table.

Now Xiaobai is already very big, and he jumps taller than Li Ke.

"What a cute puppy."

Mikoto Misaka reached out and touched Xiaobai's head.

Li Ke immediately took out his mobile phone.

"Hey, this is the Gorge of Time, I'm the handsome and dashing Time Chicken Xiao Ming."

Li Ke calmed down for a moment: "Please bring this house demolition maniac back immediately." ”

Xiao Ming reluctantly moved the camera to the side.

The floor was littered with mutilated computer monitors.

"I can't help it, but luckily the Spartan Minions will fix it, otherwise I don't know how many years Icarus will deduct my salary." Xiao Ming looked at the quartz clock behind him: "I'm sorry, it's time for 100,000 bad jokes to be broadcast soon, 888." ”

Then it hung up.

When Li Ke was about to scold his mother, he saw his mother-in-law standing at the door with a document bag.

Looking at the strange electrical appliances all over the ground, the mother-in-law sighed and handed over the document bag in her hand to Li Ke.

What is this, shouldn't the opening remarks: You bastard, you see the good things you have done, and all the compensation will be made according to the price. If you don't have any money, you can roll it to the trash can for the old lady immediately, the farther away the better.

Li Ke subconsciously untied the file bag.

"I know you don't have any money, so you do me a favor, and after the matter is completed, the matter of compensation will be settled, what do you think?"

Li Ke immediately stated in advance: "What's the matter, although we can't do anything for money, we will resolutely not do anything that violates morality." ”

Dengshi's mother-in-law immediately shook her head: "It's a very simple thing, you don't need to be a cowherd, and you don't need to kill people." ”

There is such a good thing, this menopausal woman will also be kind every day.

Li Ke took out the documents inside.

But see a large heading in black and white on the document.

About Miss Naryo Yukata Beauty Pageant.

Beauty pageant, what's the matter with me as a big man.

The mother-in-law motioned for Li Ke to continue looking.

"This competition is mainly for male contestants, but girls can also participate, but the rewards are relatively small. Each nightclub sends seven representatives to participate in the competition, and the first place winner will receive a cash prize of 30w gold coins. ”

I'm going, a man dresses up as a woman, and it's a beauty pageant, and I don't want to do such a shameful thing, and I resolutely don't do it.

Dengshi's mother-in-law was not in a hurry: "It's okay if you don't do it, pay back the money immediately!" ”

Grandma's, don't push people too hard.

"Honey, let's participate, first place, 30w" At this time, Anna's eyes were full of gold coins.

"Wow 30w, how much ice cream and popcorn can you buy, Lord Dean, believe me and you will be able to do it."

Nanali had imagined the size of the Alpine Ice Cream Mountains littered with popcorn.

Sophia on the side said thoughtfully: "I've always wanted to find Andy Lau to shoot my ace agent, but I don't have any money." ”

What made Li Ke speechless was the cheering expression of the dead fat man Yingzheng after hearing the news, which made people seriously doubt the sexual orientation of this emperor through the ages.

"I love cosplay."

At this time, Ying Zheng is a bold attempt to wear all kinds of women's clothing.

It is clear that public opinion is one-sided.

Li Ke was very entangled in filling in his name in the contestant column.

Of course, Jing Ke is also on the list.

Anyway, let's die together.