NO12: God, none of them are normal

Fighting cattle across the mountain, this trick was created by Zhou Xingxing.

The first appearance of this trick was in the gambling saint of Shanghai Tang, and the ancestor Zhou Xingxing once relied on this trick to knock out the deputy leader of the Axe Gang with one punch.

The power of fighting cattle across the mountain is mainly concentrated in the mountain character, and the more things that are separated, the greater the power.

Then the question is, whether a punch across Wanzhong Mountain will directly blast the Zichuan Empire's space cruiser into slag.

Theoretically, yes, but the reality is that the effects of the Devil Fruit only last for ten minutes.

Li may clearly feel that under the dantian, the scorching warm current is declining.

Hell, Wei Mao is like this every time, and Tang Seng broke his mouth last time, and after scolding the two soldiers to hang themselves, there was no follow-up.

Bai Qi stood up with an upside-down golden hook, patting the dusty armor, looking unscathed.

Nonsense, it's just a cow, you pull hundreds of people to try, according to the mathematical square concept, it can definitely be blasted into stone slag.

However, Li Ke no longer has that opportunity.

Bai Qi moved his neck, with an expression that killing you was like pinching an ant to death.

Li Ke clenched the dragon's teeth, and he could still run if he couldn't beat it.

The premise is that Bai Qi will turn a blind eye.

"Hahaha, I didn't expect to be able to beat me up and fall down in vain, it's funny, boy, what's your name?"

The killing intent in Bai Qi's eyes slowly faded, and his gaze carried a hint of softness.

In the end, it is pig's feet that like dead ducks with hard mouths: "Master, my surname is Li Mingke." ”

"Li Ke, it's good, I hope you can stop the Dragon Emperor's conspiracy."

As soon as these words came out, Li Ke was inexplicable.

This guy is standing over there.

Bai Qi sighed to the sky: "I have been on the battlefield for decades, and I can't escape a love word after all, it's just that, what dominates the world, it's my business." Young man, the full moon of this month is the time when the Dragon Emperor is fully resurrected. Before that, Qiqi I dare to guarantee that it will be unscathed, and the Fengshen Platform is under the Great Wall, and the entrance is estimated to have been flooded by yellow sand, take advantage of this time, you should prepare well. I'm only here to help, if the Dragon Emperor is fully resurrected, the whole world will be plunged into incomparable darkness. ”

After speaking, Bai Qi let out a roar, and a white stone giant eagle swooped down from the black clouds.

"That's all I have to say, I hope you will do it yourself."

Bai Qi raised his hand to grab Shi Ying's right foot.

The stone eagle roared and flapped its wings and flew high.

Li Ke watched Bai Qi's figure disappear into the clouds, and couldn't help but be stupid.

Zhao Si saw Bai Qi walking away, so he staggered to his feet.

Zhao Si couldn't hold back anymore: "Are you stupid, you said that he wouldn't hurt Qiqi, you still have to fight, have you considered my feelings, oops, your mouth hurts." ”

"It won't hurt Kiki, just watch people take Kiki away, is this godfather getting more and more stupid."

"Nonsense, Lao Tzu knows more than your toilet."

What kind of figurative sentence is this, compared to the toilet?

"To tell you honestly, Bai Qi is Kiki's ancestor, and he and the witch Shion are husband and wife. So you get the idea! ”

Li Ke said angrily: "Then you didn't say it earlier." ”

"I told you."

"Do you have one?"

"Didn't I have one?"

"When did you say that?"

"Just now."

Damn, I was bypassed by this IQ of 250 again.

Li Ke didn't want to talk to this bastard: "You have to go with me, we still have to think about your advice and advice about the witch." ”

Zhao Si hurriedly shook his head: "Don't go, Uncle Ben has good food and accommodation here, why do you want to leave, if you have anything, call directly." ”

It's okay, just who willingly stay in a psychiatric hospital.

"Alas!" Zhao Si sighed: "I see that the mountains and rivers are broken and the wind is fluttering, but I can't put pen to paper, this heart and this scene make people feel sad and cry, those sad pasts that look back, let them disappear with the wind." ”

Li Ke's heart was as calm as ever: "Speak human words." ”

Zhao Si immediately said: "There are beautiful nurses in lace who can flirt, and they can also scold the government and scold the imperial army, you can do it without underwear, you can do it." ”

Li Ke's immodest research institute has never lacked beauties, but there is no shortage of violent women.

If Zhao Si doesn't wear underwear, others can't say it, but he will definitely be made into a small dried fish by Anna.

At this time, as soon as the door opened, three or four nurses walked out.

"Here, here, security here, and two more fish that slipped through the net."

Li Ke immediately drew a line with Zhao Si: "I'm not a psychopath, he is." ”

A group of security guards then set Li Ke up.

"I'm not really a psychopath, he is."

The security guard smiled: "Some neuropaths here say so." ”

"Accept your fate, what's wrong with being neurotic." Zhao Si casually touched the back of the nurse's buttocks next to him.

I have to say that women in the growth period are elastic.

The victim immediately slapped him.

Zhao Si turned around and dodged the slap.

"Tofu tofu, it's delicious, big sister, do you want to eat it."

The nurse also felt that she was stupid, and that she had to work hard with a fool.

So the victim can only pretend that nothing happened.

"See clearly." Zhao Si raised his middle finger at Li Ke: "Eat tofu openly, don't be afraid of being scolded as a pervert." ”

Li Ke began to envy this guy.

At this time, Anna and her party ran up.

Finally saved.

It's a phone ringing sound.

Signature is the last thing Li Ke wants to see.

Chartered mother-in-law: Ascending mother-in-law.

What does this menopausal and dissatisfied woman want to do?

"Where the are you going to die?"

Next to the conversation, there was the roar of the mother-in-law.

"What's the matter?" Li Ke said secretly: I won't have to pay rent again.

"Damn, what the hell are you doing, there's a violent girl looking for you here, hey, hey, little girl, don't dismantle Auntie's TV, okay, and the electric fan won't work."

It seems that the mother-in-law is in a state of anxiety right now.

"Are you Li Ke?"

The voice of a young girl on the other end of the phone changed.

"Who are you?"

"The chicken called me."

Li Ke also guessed a few points: "What's your name?" ”

A lazy voice came from the conversation: "Mikoto Misaka." ”

Li Ke's heart is calm, and it is normal for Sun Wukong to come now.

Anyway, you're surrounded by alien creatures, and you still don't need a scientific electromagnetic cannon.

"Wait for me, I'll be there shortly."

Dengshi's mother-in-law snatched the mobile phone: "You give me to die right away, don't don't, little girl, don't dismantle the TV, and the refrigerator won't work." Li Ke, you get back to me immediately, and these demolished things, compensate according to the price! ”

Li Ke felt that he needed to be quiet, saying that how much money we owe to the charter mother, hahaha, it's only six figures, hahaha, I can't afford it anyway, hahaha, I don't know if the nightclub of the mother-in-law needs a cowherd with a figure like him.

Li Ke's heart was broken at this time.

Anna immediately came over and handed the handkerchief: "Sorry, we're late." ”

Li Ke took the handkerchief: "It's not this, I suddenly want to be quiet." ”

The knife flashed, and Li Ke felt a cold swish on his neck.

"Say, who is Jingjing?"

Li Ke wanted to cry without tears......