Chapter 007: Millennial Zombies
After last night, Master Jin cheated the corpse, as if everyone had nothing to do today, Uncle Nine said to Jin Shijie: "This is the prescription I prescribed, I forgot to write it in a hurry yesterday, although you can't solve it, but it will be relieved after all, I just hope that today I can help you find out what that thing is, so that Master Jin can be buried as soon as possible." ”
When everyone came to the cemetery again, the strange thing was that it was more lively than yesterday, because there were many more people here, not to mention more than a dozen people, and Uncle Nine and the others felt strange when they saw it. Xiaoying said: "Isn't this the group of black-clothed people I saw in the brigade management yesterday, could it be that some of them have also died, and they want to choose to be buried in the cemetery." Xiao Hao said: "Seeing them dressed like this, they look like the legendary tomb robber characters, could it be that they are not here to be buried, but to rob the tomb?" ”
Uncle Nine said: "Tomb robbers, I'm not interested in tomb robbers, so I don't know very well, you can tell me about it." Xiao Hao smiled: "Hey! As far as I know, the tomb robbers are divided into eight gates, namely: Qiantianmen, Kundimen, Zhenlei Gate, Xunfeng Gate, Kanshui Gate, Lihuo Gate, Genshan Gate, and Duize Gate. ”
Xiaoying said: "Then which gate valve do they belong to?" Xiao Hao said: "They should be people who belong to Genshan Gate." Xiaoying said: "Why? Xiao Hao said: "Look at the one-eyed dragon led by them, he is Gen Shanmo, Gen Shanmo is an elder in the Genshan Gate, this time even the elders have appeared, presumably the tomb they want to rob must be extraordinary." Xiaoying said: "Senior brother, how do you know that they are Genshan Gate, and that person is Genshan Mo?" Xiao Hao smiled: "You see, they are all dressed in black plain clothes, and the only thing tattooed on their bodies is a strange pattern, which is a mountain, obviously they are the people of Genshan Gate, as for the one-eyed dragon, he has ink characters on his left, Tushan on his right, and there is a person named Genshan Mo in Genshan Gate, he is an elder." Xiaoying nodded yes, and Nana said, "Ah, Brother Xiaohao, you are so good!" ”
Uncle Nine said angrily: "Okay, don't worry about others, let's see what is buried in the lake first." Then the workers of the cemetery brought all the excavators, and after a pillar of incense, they finally dug up a sarcophagus coffin.
Everyone was curious, opened the sarcophagus, the moment it was opened, the sarcophagus was full of black water, Uncle Nine drained the water, and what remained in the sarcophagus was a corpse, an ancient corpse wearing armor, the ancient corpse was black, and the skin grew black hair, Uncle Nine said: "It's not good, this is a thousand-year-old zombie." ”
Everyone was frightened, and Nana was startled and screamed, "It's terrifying! Xiaoying said: "With me here, don't be afraid." Xiao Hao asked, "Master, why did you judge that he was a thousand-year-old zombie and a hairy zombie?" Uncle Nine said: "Zombies are divided into purple zombies, white zombies, black zombies, green zombies, hair zombies, flying zombies, and now this thousand-year-old corpse is Mao zombie, presumably the poison of the lake is actually corpse poison, everyone help pull out the zombie teeth, and then quickly burn him, otherwise when he awakens at night, he will bite people everywhere, and it will be troublesome to destroy him at that time." ”
Xiaoying and Xiaohao pulled out the zombie's two giant zombie teeth, gave them to Uncle Jiu, and Uncle Jiu said: "Shijie, these two zombie teeth you grind him into powder, and then wash your face, and it's fine." Jin Shijie was very grateful: "Thank you, Uncle Nine, your great kindness, Jin Shijie, will never be repaid." ”
Uncle Nine said: "You're welcome, if you come with me, I will ensure your safety." Xiaoying walked to the sarcophagus coffin and said, "It turns out that this sarcophagus coffin is the coffin of the Western Xia period, but this zombie is too poor, no antiques, no treasures." Xiao Hao said: "Look what this is." "I saw that the zombie pillow was a small wooden box. Xiaoying looked at it and said with great joy: "Could it be that this is the purple gold treasure box of Western Xia, there must be treasures in it." ”
Xiaoying opened it, only to see a palm-sized copper coin placed in the treasure box, Xiaohao said: "Such a big copper coin, we have made a fortune this time." Xiaoying took a closer look at the nine dragons engraved on the copper coin, each dragon was different, and there were four big characters, which read "Kowloon Tongbao" Xiaohao said: "What is Kowloon Tongbao." Xiaoying said: "I don't know, I have to go back and check the information." After speaking, he winked at Xiao Hao and hid it.
Uncle Nine said: "What are you doing, don't you help burn this zombie." Xiaohao Xiaoying promised alone, but how did he expect that the so-called tomb robbers of the black-clothed people suddenly ran in their direction, and one of them said happily: "Stop, you can't burn, Elder Mo, you see, this is what we are looking for, we have finally found him." The one-eyed dragon liked, "This is the corpse, he's what we're looking for." ”
Uncle Nine said: "Everyone, this is a zombie that has become a spirit, if you don't burn him, I'm afraid he will harm others, and then it will be troublesome, Xiaohao Xiaoying will burn him soon." Xiao Hao and Xiao Ying responded, the torch was thrown into the sarcophagus, the tomb robbers were furious, the one-eyed Longmo elder went to stop it, but was blocked by Uncle Jiu, but how did he expect the torch to burn and actually extinguished, Xiao Hao looked at it and said: "Master, you can't burn him." ”
Uncle Nine said: "I know, the fire has no effect on this stiffness, so you have to use the Samadhi True Fire." The tomb robbers were furious, and the one-eyed dragon said, "Stop him." These people rushed up, and the cemetery was chaotic in an instant, and the one-eyed dragon fought against Uncle Nine, and the two of them made more than three moves against each other, and the other party knew that Uncle Nine was a strong enemy. Uncle Nine said: "This friend, I don't care what tombs you rob, but today I must destroy this zombie, otherwise the world will be ruined, and then it will be miserable." ”
The one-eyed dragon said: "How do you know that we are tomb robbers, yes, we are the Genshan Gate of the Tomb Robber Sect, and below is Genshan Mo." Uncle Nine said, "Why do you want to keep this thousand-year-old zombie?" Gen Shanmo said: "I can't tell each other below." Xiao Hao said: "The tomb robbers are all for profit, there must be some secret about this zombie, otherwise they wouldn't do it." ”
Xiaoying said: "Yes, this zombie is from the Western Xia period as far as I know, and he is wearing Western Xia armor, with plum blossom patterns and a money tiger on the armor, presumably he was a general when he was in power." Gen Shanmo was shocked: "How do you know so much, maybe you also know that he has a secret." As soon as these words came out, everyone understood that this thousand-year-old zombie really had a secret hidden in it.
Xiao Hao and Xiao Ying laughed: "I see, no wonder you want to stop us from burning him." Gen Shanmo knew that he had missed words, he was furious, and rushed over to snatch the zombie, but Uncle Nine had already expected it, faster than him, the two palms clashed, Gen Shanmo wanted to use the throat lock skill, Uncle Nine used Maoshan Zombie Fist, Gen Shanmo only felt that the other party's moves were extremely weird, flexible and changeable, and the moves controlled his acupoints, Sheng was surprised, when did such a great person appear on the road, the two of them drank with both palms, Uncle Nine did not move here, Gen Shanmo took three steps back, knowing that the other party did not use all his strength, and his strength was above himself, Gen Shanmo said: "This friend, Which sect and how to call it. ”
Xiao Hao said: "My master is the former head of the Maoshan faction, the road name is 'Tianxuanzi', the nickname is Lin Zhengying, the big name is Lin Zhengjiu, and the ninth uncle is also. Gen Shanmo was shocked and said: "It turned out to be Maoshan Lin Zhengjiu, this is troublesome." Said with a smile: "It turned out to be Master Maoshan Lin, in the lower eye, I don't know the masters, as the saying goes, our well water does not violate the river water, you do your Maoshan faction, I am my tomb robber faction is not better, what do you think." ”
Before Uncle Jiu could speak, he was preemptively said by Xiao Hao: "By the way, I agree with your statement, in this case, you rob your tomb, I will catch our zombies, we are well water and not river water." Xiaoying said: "What's more, this zombie was dug up in our cemetery, we can do whatever we want, what do you meddle with." Everyone seemed to be polite when they heard it, Jin Shijie said: "That's right, this is dug up from my grandfather's cemetery, we can do whatever we want, when it is your turn, you are just a tomb robber who can't see the light, I can warn you." ”
Xiao Hao said: "Call the police, I really forgot the other identity of our master and apprentice, we are Zhaoqing police, you are tomb robbers, come on, come on, I will simply arrest you and go to the police station to see how majestic you tomb robbers are." ”
After speaking, he took out his documents and handcuffs, the more Gen Shanmo listened, the more shocked he became, the more angry he became, but he didn't know how to refute, Uncle Jiu said: "My apprentices are right, we are Maoshan Taoists, and it is our business to catch ghosts and zombies, why don't we have another identity as a policeman, you go, I don't want to catch you." Gen Shanmo said intermittently: "You, you, good, good." ”
However, it was at this time that the weather suddenly turned dark, and a strong wind blew in a moment, flying sand and stones, and everyone couldn't open their eyes, Uncle Nine said: "It's not good, this is the corpse wind called by zombies, everyone get down." Everyone was shocked when they heard this, and some people who did not lie down were instantly blown up to the sky by the black wind and screamed, the scene was very chaotic, and after the corpse wind, the thousand-year-old zombie in the sarcophagus was actually gone.
Everyone was very curious, and Gen Shanmo said angrily to Uncle Jiu: "Where are you hiding the body, hand it over quickly." Xiao Hao said: "You are stupid, didn't you see that it was the corpse wind called by the zombie just now, he took the opportunity to escape." Uncle Nine said: "It's bad, I don't know how many people will be killed!" Gen Shanmo said to the man in black: "The corpse has run away, chase him quickly, you must chase him in your hand, chase him quickly." With the order, all the men in black retreated.
Nana said: "Uncle Nine, do you want to bury my grandfather?" Uncle Nine said: "This hidden dragon lair has been abolished and can no longer be buried, otherwise you will not only not be rich and noble in the future, but men and women will be thieves and prostitutes, and they will not live long." Nana and Jin Shijie were shocked and said, "Then, what can I do about this." ”
Uncle Nine said: "Tomorrow, wait for me to find another piece of feng shui treasure land for Master Jin to bury, now the weather is late, and there is still a night to pay attention to the thousand-year-old zombies, I think this area will definitely not be peaceful in the next few days, you have to be careful." Everyone said yes, and then returned to the brigade management.