Chapter 006: Tricking the corpse

Uncle Nine hurriedly went upstairs, in the room, the coffin was still intact, but Uncle Nine's heart had not been suspended, Uncle Nine and Xiaohao pushed the coffin away, only to see that the coffin was still there, only that the eyes of the old man Jin and the color Lang were still there, but the eyes of the old man were black at this time, his face became weak, his eyes rolled white, and he foamed at the mouth.

Uncle Nine said: "Quick, take some rice wine and give him something to drink, fortunately, it is just the exchange of yin and yang qi, we are in a hurry, otherwise this fat man will die of qi failure." Xiaoying said: "How can this be, can the dead still breathe." Uncle Nine said: "The dead inhale yin energy, and the living inhale yang energy." ”

Xiao Hao said: "I know this, but this Eryang Qi is not something that can be seen." Xiaoying asked strangely, "Senior brother, how do you know." Xiao Hao said: "Hey, air, can you see it?" Uncle Nine nodded and said, "Yes, but the living breathe with their lungs, and the dead breathe with their skin, which is different." ”

Seeing that everyone was fine, Nana said, "Uncle Nine, I'll go back to the room first." Jin Shijie also said: "Uncle Nine, me." Uncle Nine said: "I'll wait to write the prescription and ask Xiaohao to find and catch the medicine for you." Jin Shijie nodded yes, and Uncle Nine said to the two apprentices: "You look at the coffin first, and I'll take a bath first." Just after everyone left, Xiaoying and Xiaohao pulled the coffin, and suddenly a black cat jumped in from the window, Xiaohao said: "Where is the cat, junior brother, let's bet to see who can catch the cat first, if the cat is caught, whoever wins." ”

Xiaoying said: "Then what are you betting on?" Xiao Hao said: "Gambling money, do you want twenty yuan." Xiaoying opened her mouth wide and said, "Twenty yuan, I'll go, don't be so big." Xiao Hao said: "Twenty yuan is not much, just eat two lunches." Xiaoying struggled to find fourteen and a half pieces from her trouser pocket and said, "Senior brother, I only have so much." Xiao Hao said: "Okay, start catching." ”

This cat, the whole body is black, the limbs are long, but the four legs are snow-white, light and dexterous, like a flutter, like an oolong kicking the clouds, a jump on the left, a crutch on the right, a stop on the top, a run on the bottom, the two brothers suddenly hit their heads together, Xiaohao and Xiaoying shouted, "It hurts." Uncle Nine scolded while taking a bath: "What are you doing?" Xiaohao and Xiaoying said: "It's nothing, we're just chasing cats, Master, you can wash it with confidence." ”

Uncle Nine continued to take a bath with an "oh", but suddenly thought that Master Jin's corpse was not in the room, and it would be troublesome if the corpse was cheated by the cat. At this time, Xiaohao and Xiaoying were grabbing the black cat with both hands, and Xiaoying said, "Senior brother, how to calculate this game." Xiao Hao said: "Draw, it doesn't count, let it go and catch it again." Xiaoying said: "Okay." Uncle Nine suddenly opened the door naked and shouted, "Can't let it go, don't let it go." ”

Xiaohao and Xiaoying saw that the master was undressed, and came out naked, and shouted: "Master, it turns out that you are so good!" But as soon as they let go of their hands, the cat fled. At this time, the black cat happened to jump over the coffin, and suddenly there was a sound of "Z", the black cat reflected with the coffin at the moment of jumping, only to see a lightning, the coffin "boom" cracked into four pieces, and the body of Master Jin jumped up, Xiaohao and Xiaoying saw this situation and shouted: "Zombies." ”

Master Jin grabbed Xiaohao and Xiaoying, threw them up, the two fell down, Uncle Jiu rushed over before he could hurry to put on his clothes and pants, hugged Xiaoying, Xiaohao fell down heavily, Xiaohao shouted: "It hurts!" Master, you are so eccentric! My brother and I fell down at the same time, but you chose him, it's really a father's love boy, that's right. ”

Uncle Nine shouted: "He's closer, you're farther away, what are you still complaining about, quickly subdue him." Xiao Hao flipped over and kept kicking at the corpse of Master Jin, but the other party was obviously fine, Xiao Hao was firmly grasped by the corpse, and the corpse of Master Jin wanted to bite Xiao Hao, Xiao Hao held the other party with both hands and shouted: "Master, junior brother, come and help, I can't support it." Uncle Nine kicked his feet, Xiao Hao and the corpse fell to the ground at the same time, but Xiao Hao was below, the corpse was on top, Uncle Nine swung his fists, made a lotus hand, and put the corpse's forehead a little, the corpse stopped, but Xiao Hao was firmly locked in his neck, Uncle Nine had to untie his hand, the corpse was thrown at Xiao Hao, Uncle Nine picked it up, Xiao Hao said: "It's about the same." ”

Uncle Nine said: "Talk nonsense." The corpse came to Uncle Jiu, Uncle Jiu hit the corpse with a move "One Day in the Sky", the corpse fell, and Uncle Jiu hit the corpse with another move "Changhong Guanri" hit the corpse's head, and the corpse made a "silk" and "silk" scream, and Uncle Jiu fell the corpse to the ground, Xiaohao said: "Master, what are your kung fu, how come I have never seen it." Xiaoying said: "Yes, it is not possible for you to keep a hand in secret, Master." Uncle Nine scolded: "Stinky boy, isn't this Maoshan Zombie Boxing, I asked you to practice Zama in the morning, you two sleep so late every day, and you don't have to work hard when you come late." ”

Xiaoying said: "Every day, practicing these useless Zama step things, wouldn't it save you a lot of trouble if you directly teach us to practice Maoshan Zombie Boxing." Uncle Nine scolded: "If you don't practice martial arts, you will be empty when you are old, you will not have a solid foundation, and I will harm you if I teach you, okay, don't bother, you catch him, and I will write a talisman." At this time, someone knocked on the door, and when no one responded, he stopped, and then said, "What happened inside, why is it so noisy." ”

The three of the nine uncles shouted, "Don't come in." But the door had been opened by her, and when the man saw it, there were three shouts inside and outside the room, the first of which was that her grandfather had actually woken up, and that the three masters and apprentices were subduing her grandfather. The second call is that Uncle Nine actually came out naked without clothes.

The third sound was made by Uncle Jiu, and when he saw that Nana was coming, she saw her naked, and she screamed in shock. In the fourth voice, Xiao Hao and Xiao Ying were because Nana came in, and Uncle Jiu was not wearing clothes, and the two of them smiled maliciously, and suddenly Master Jin's body broke away from the three of them and went towards Nana. Nana screamed in fright, the corpse rushed over, grabbed her hair and was about to bite it, Xiaohao and Xiaoying went to the rescue as soon as possible, Uncle Jiu said: "He will hand it over to the two of you first, remember that I have already drawn it, on the table, I will go and get dressed first." ”

Xiao Hao and Xiao Ying were stopping Master Jin's corpse and said, "Okay, Master, go and wear it." But at this time, the corpse fell Nana, Xiaohao and Xiaoying helped Nana, and the three of them ran to the passage, just at this time there was an empty room, and the three of them hid inside, and after a while, seeing that the body of Master Jin did not come in, Xiaohao said: "Xiaoying, you take care of Nana, I will go and get the spirit rune, and by the way, lead him away." Xiaoying said: "Okay, senior brother, be careful." "Xiaohao is agile and dodges out of the door.

At the same time, in another room, Jin Shijie had not slept yet, because he had been worried about whether the poison in his body could be cured, and was waiting for the medicine to be explained by Uncle Jiu, it was at this time that someone knocked on the door, Jin Shijie was overjoyed, opened the door, and at that moment he was so frightened that his hands were weak, and shouted: "Jin, grandpa, ah, ghost." ”

Master Jin's corpse rushed towards him, Jin Shijie shouted, Xiao Hao heard that Master Jin's body was in Jin Shijie's room, Xiao Hao rushed in with a spirit talisman and said, "I'll come too." One turned over and swept the floor, rolled to the side of the corpse, and Xiao Hao said: "Bow your head and lie down." ”

A spirit talisman was impressively attached to Old Man Jin's forehead. Jin Shijie took a big breath of relaxation, but this breath hurt him again, and he blew down the pasted spirit rune. The corpse came back to life. Jin Shijie was so frightened that his legs were weak, how could he still walk, Xiaohao saw it, and hurriedly pulled him out from his pants, and after the two ran out of the door, Uncle Nine had already dressed and rushed over.

The corpse rushed towards Uncle Jiu, Uncle Jiu's action this time was faster than ever, the authentic Maoshan zombie fist, a move "corpse pleading", the corpse's legs knelt on the ground, Xiaohao pressed the corpse's feet with both hands and feet, Xiaoying also ran outside the door to help, Uncle Jiu took a glass, the spirit rune made a fire, put it in, and then put the glass on the mouth of Master Jin, Uncle Nine pointed his fingers, and the chaotic gas was released from Master Jin's mouth, and after a while, Master Jin's body stopped moving, Uncle Nine put another spirit rune on the corpse's forehead, and said: " After inhaling so much fat man's gas, it's no wonder that his strength is as great as a zombie. ”

Xiao Hao said: "Master Jin, isn't this a zombie?" Uncle Nine said: "No, but it's almost there, if you don't bury it again, I think you will become a zombie." "At this time, everyone came, and the people under the hotel were noisy and said what was the noise upstairs, was it a dead person? Nana didn't dare to look at Uncle Jiu, because she was embarrassed, Uncle Jiu also felt very awkward, and said, "It's okay, everyone go to bed first, Xiaohao Xiaoying carried Master Jin in." ”

When he arrived in the room, Sero on the sofa woke up, and he said, "Let me out, when are you going to trip us, I can accuse you of violating human rights, and I will sue you." Xiao Hao said: "We are the police, you go to sue, Serang also wants to sue the police, you show off, tell me if you heard anything just now." Sero said: "Is it telling the truth or a lie?" Xiao Hao said: "Fei Talk, do I tell you to say something like a sycophant." Serang said, "Not only did I hear it, but I saw it." ”

Xiao Hao said: "Then why didn't you get up to help." Serang said: "I'm not a policeman, why should I help, am I not stupid?" Xiaohao knocked heavily on his head, and Serang said angrily: "Before my lawyer comes, you can't beat me, you can't force me, you can't do anything I don't want to do and say anything." ”

Xiao Hao smiled when he heard it: "You can be silent, but everything you say will become Cheng Tang's evidence, ha, you think this is Hong Kong, stupid, this is the mainland." Xiaoying said: "Senior brother, don't bother anymore, go to sleep." Uncle Nine said: "Xiaohao, let him go." Xiao Hao and Sero exclaimed at the same time: "What." Uncle Nine said, "Let's go." ”

Serang said, "Really." Uncle Nine nodded, Xiaohao had no choice but to let Se Lang go, after Ser Lang walked out of the door, he pointed to the three masters and apprentices and scolded: "Hmph, this revenge is not a gentleman, hmph, let's see." Xiao Hao was about to beat him violently, and Serang had already run away with oil on the soles of his feet. Xiao Hao whispered to Xiao Ying: "It's strange, the master never lets go of the prisoner!" ”

Xiaoying said: "Didn't you see that the master didn't wear clothes just now, was seen by Nana, that embarrassment is the first time we have seen him, he is now full of troubles, this face is lost, the master is a person who loves face with a straight face, and see how he faces it tomorrow, hehe." Xiao Hao smiled: "If it were me, I would simply make a promise." The two laughed and slept, and Uncle Nine scolded: "Two bastards, let's see how I beat you tomorrow." Xiaohao Xiaoying grimaced, turned off the light, and then went to sleep.