"Boy, why don't you run away? That little rabbit cub has gone crazy, be careful to fall into his hands and kill you together. ”

Just when my head was swollen and I was about to die, Master Wuzhi came to my side at some point, and even put on a pair of sunglasses, and what made me feel even more funny was that he also wore a wig, and suddenly looked like a bandit leader, completely contrary to the image of the master in the past.

"Master Wuzhi?" I was stupefied.

"Enlightenment? Poor monk、、、,Bah, Wuzhi and I are siblings, he is my brother. I don't know why Wuzhi doesn't admit it, where is there a little bit of the meaning of a monk in the words.

"Master, is this really good?" I thought Satori was dressed up like this to avoid goods.

Master Wuzhi couldn't see that he was deceived, so he had to acquiesce, and said: "If you do extraordinary things in extraordinary times, the Buddha can be in your heart." Boy, worship me as a teacher, I'll take you away immediately, how about it? ”

Apprentice? I was stunned again, and I couldn't guess what this freewheeling master wanted to do: "Master, you're not kidding, are you?" ”

"Who has the time to joke with you, to follow me or not to go? A word of pleasure. "Master Wuzhi was urging me to make a decision as soon as possible, and at the same time, I was paying attention to the wind and grass around me, as if I was guarding against something.

I thought about it quickly, remembering that Fang Cai Wuzhi showed his might in front of the Tibetan Scripture Pavilion, and seemed to have immortal skills, if he worshipped him as a teacher, maybe he could really have unexpected gains, and Jun Qingyang's madman would not be able to kill here in a long time, and leaving here with Wuzhi would at least save his life in front of him.

So I no longer hesitated and agreed to worship Wuzhi as a teacher, but I would never become a monk.

Wuzhi didn't dwell too much on the question of whether I should be a monk or not, and when he heard that I had promised to apprentice, he grabbed me by the shoulders and fled towards the outside of the temple.

Due to the impact of Jun Qing's Yangyin roar before, coupled with the violent drag of Master Wuzhi, my body began to be completely unbearable, and I fainted after a while.

And when I woke up again, I heard the sound of rough waves, and when I looked around, I found myself on a flat boat, which was violently undulating with the waves, and there were signs that the boat was about to capsize at any moment.

"Master, master, wake up, the ship is capsizing." Master Wuzhi didn't seem to be worried at all that the boat would be swallowed by the waves, and he sat cross-legged on the other side of the boat, not knowing whether he was practicing meditation or sleeping.

"Boy, be calm, the water can carry the boat and overturn the boat calmly, what is there to make a fuss about." Master Wuzhi seemed to have regained his master's demeanor, but the next sentence made me collapse directly: "Since you have woken up, shouldn't you also perform the ritual of apprenticeship?" I see that puppy in your pocket is quite fun, why don't you be filial to your teacher? ”

Wu Zhi smiled, like a Maitreya Buddha, kind eyebrows and kind eyes, but at this moment, I want to give him a slap, what kind of master is this? Why do you feel that you are on a thief ship, and if you accept an apprentice and don't give a gift to your apprentice, you are embarrassed to open your mouth to ask your apprentice for a gift?

Is this really that respected master? It can't really be the younger brother he said he said, right?

Wuzhi looked at me who wanted to deceive the teacher and destroy the ancestors, and smiled: "Forget it, as a teacher, I will make a joke on your kid, not true, not true, haha." ”

Eventually, I took the apprenticeship and became Wuzhi's apprentice, because he told me that the world had changed, that there was a life, and that some of the things that had been passed down from my ancestors would eventually reappear in the world.

Although I was a little ignorant, Wuzhi's actions made me know that this world really seems to be no longer the world it used to be.

At first, I was shocked, thinking that he had a nervous attack and killed himself, but at the moment when Master Wuzhi touched the sea, he was able to ride the waves without getting a drop of water.

I rubbed my eyes vigorously to make sure I wasn't dreaming.

"What? Boy, want to learn? "Master Wuzhi seems to be hanging my appetite.

I nodded vigorously.

"If you want to learn, jump down, jump down as a teacher and pass on your world-sweeping magic skills, and teach you hand-in-hand for the teacher?" Master Wuzhi looked at me with a smile, but for some reason, I felt a hint of danger in his laughter.

"Master, shouldn't we start with the basics?" Of course, I couldn't just jump into the sea, in the midst of such a big wave, I had no hope of life, although I also believed that Master Wuzhi would not let me be really in danger, but it was very possible to torture me fiercely, so I remembered the fantasy novels I had read before, and said, "For example, teach me the recipe for dim sum or something??? ”

Master Wuzhi suddenly appeared beside me, still looking at me with a smile: "Are you sure you want to learn the mantra first?" ”

I nodded vigorously again.

"Okay, as a teacher, I'll teach you the mantra first." Master Wuzhi almost put his mouth on my ear: "Boy, you have to remember, the first mantra for the teacher to teach you is 、、、、Help、、、"

"Peng."

I was actually pushed into the sea by Wuzhi, this old bastard, it seems that he won't give up if he doesn't give me a hard shot.

But the huge waves in the sea were too big, just one wave hit me and pushed me more than ten meters away, I was just about to swim back, and then another wave rushed in, and so on a few times, I was completely weak, but no matter how I struggled and shouted for help, Wuzhi still sat cross-legged on the boat, unmoved by me.

"This old bastard 、、、"

I fought against the impact of the waves until all my strength was exhausted, and a hateful face finally appeared in front of my eyes: "Boy, it seems that you have memorized the mantra thoroughly, and it is really deeply rooted in wisdom!" ”

I really wanted to punch this old man, but I was so tired that when I saw that face, I completely relaxed and fainted.

When I woke up again, we were still in the middle of the sea, but it was already late at night, there were no huge waves, and the stars in the sky were reflected in the calm sea, like a fairy tale world, making people forget all their troubles.

It wasn't Master Wu Zhi who broke the tranquility, it was my stomach.

After escaping from the Shaolin Temple, a day has passed before I know it, and during this day, I didn't drink a drop of water and eat a mouthful of food, but let the old bastard Wuzhi exhaust the whole thing.

"Master, I'm so hungry, do you have any food to eat?" I woke up to Wuzhi and saw that he was calm and relaxed, and I was more and more sure that there must be food on him.

"I'm not hungry for a teacher!" Wuzhi still didn't open his eyes, and just sat there cross-legged.

"Master, I mean I'm hungry!"

"If you're hungry, go find something to eat!"

"Master, this is the sea!"

"The teacher knows, that's why I let you go to find it!"

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At this moment, I wanted to kill this old bastard、、、