Chapter 18: The Master Who Doesn't Play His Cards According to Common Sense
In this way, Master Wu Zhi and I lived at sea for more than three months.
When you are hungry, catch a fish and grill it.
Tired, lie on the boat and sleep at will.
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Anyway, it's as simple as it gets.
Of course, if you think that this kind of life is boring, then you are very wrong.
On the contrary, every day, I live to the fullest, and every day, I want to chop up this bastard master and throw it into the sea to feed the sharks.
Not to mention that I had to be thrown into the huge waves by Wuzhi every day, and even slowly tied a boulder of more than 100 catties to my body, allowing me to sink into the abyss thousands of meters deep.
Is it fulfilling? Horror?
No, it's just pediatrics.
What's even worse is that the old bastard Wuzhi even threw me into the shark school and made me fight the shark with my bare hands、、、
Every time, I was exhausted.
Every time, I was covered in bruises.
Every time, I wanted to die and couldn't.
Every time, I want to chop off the unscrupulous master of Wuzhi.
Of course, before I knew it, my physical strength was greatly improved, and I could jump ten meters away with a single bounce, even at the bottom of the sea, a punch to the shark's body could blur its flesh and blood, and even more, I could stay underwater for half an hour without breathing、、、
"Master, it's been three months, shouldn't you teach me some real skills?" This is the ninety-second time I've asked the same question to Sator.
But what I got was also an eternal reply: "I'm tired of being a teacher today, let's change the day, another day for the teacher to pass on your world-beating skills and help you reach the pinnacle of life!" ”
Tired of your sister, in addition to abusing me like an animal every day, it's nothing more than basking in the sun, fishing, if this is also tired, then what am I?
If I can deceive the teacher and destroy the ancestors, I think I will use all the moves that this old bastard used on me, and then I will be executed by Ling Chi.
"Master, all the sharks in this sea area are about to be eaten by you, at least let's change the sea area and continue." I'm telling a very serious truth, hoping that Satori will let me go in the face of the shark.
Wu Zhi looked at the calm sea around him, and then looked at me deeply, and then roared angrily: "Sin and sin, the sin and sin, the sin sees the good things you have done, and you can't even eat fish as a teacher." ”
Nima, I had a lot of black lines in my head, and I began to doubt my choice when I first apprenticed, and I began to think about whether I was looking for an opportunity to betray my teacher?
"Criminal, remember, a flower and a world, a leaf and a Bodhi, whether it is flowers and plants, or pigs, pigs and dogs, there is a reason for its existence, just like this shark, although it is ferocious by nature, but it can maintain the ecological balance of the sea, without it, the sea will become a mess, so you must learn to revere life, but also love them regardless of size and humility! Just like that shark, from another angle, it's actually quite cute! Wu Zhi is simply an old god stick, sighed and continued: "That's it, that's it, it's come to this, let's clean up and go to other places today, so that the teacher can teach you some other skills, and it will not be in vain for you and my master and apprentice." ”
I rub, I knelt thoroughly!
"Criminal, what are you still doing in a daze, I'm hungry for the teacher, go get some fish and come up, we'll hurry when we're full!"
I stumbled and wanted to die of this sanctimonious old bastard, but fearing the means by which it tortured me, I couldn't help but say, "Master, are you still a shark?" ”
"You fool, you still have to pick and choose when you eat? If you say sharks, then sharks are good. "Master Wuzhi's face is not red, and his heart is not beating.
What about reverence and love? What about cuteness? I blush at this old bastard.
"Remember to clean up and come back, I can't see any blood for the sake of the teacher."
I was completely defeated by this old bastard、、、
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Two hours later, under the control of Master Wuzhi, the boat was like a fairy magic weapon, cleaving the waves and speeding towards a small island.
I had the impression that there were no small islands in the depths of the ocean, but when a huge island appeared in front of our eyes, I was completely shocked.
Around the island, there are all kinds of ships on display, and there are several warships on display, although they all look very dilapidated and stained with iron, but there are many people working on it, and it is like a busy port.
What surprised me was that the patrol on the island turned out to be a few armed robots.
Could it be that in the space of three months, the technology on the earth has developed to this extent?
What I didn't know was that a lot can really happen in three months.
It turned out that just two weeks after the alien warship occupied the moon, due to the chaos inside the earth, it successfully settled on the earth almost without bloodshed, and successfully defeated the resistance of the Earth Federation army in a short period of time, becoming the real controller of the earth, and a part of the earth rebels became their executioners, carrying out a crazy extermination operation against the remnants of the Earth Resistance Army.
And the controller of this small island is independent of the Earth Resistance and rebels, just like a pirate in peacetime, relying on the sea to live, see who is not pleasing to the eye to grab his vote, although occasionally surrounded by the rebels, but can eventually turn the danger into a disaster, and gradually become the overlord of this sea area, and master some alien technology, just like these alien guards, although they are all robbed by their shotguns, but after a simple modification, they have also strengthened their power.
Walking in the bustling crowd and looking at the bustling scene here, it is really hard to imagine that this world has long been full of war.
"Master, when will you teach me the real skills?"
It can be said that three months have given me a deep understanding of Master Wuzhi, and the reason why I begged him to teach me my skills is of course not to think about becoming a big hero to save the world, but I began to gradually believe that he really knows something about Xia Ling'er's world, and even knows where the Shenlong Academy is, because when he opened his mouth to ask for my Qing'er during the apprenticeship, he can even further accelerate Qing'er's growth, which also shows that he knows the Yanshen Stone and the wonderful use of the Yanshen Stone. Even Qing'er has a sense of déjà vu for Wuzhi, and Qing'er's feeling, except for Xia Linger's memory, I can't think of any other reason, which also shows that maybe Xia Ling'er and Wuzhi have intersected.
"What's the hurry, what do you think we're doing here, are we here to take you to take refuge and enjoy the blessings? You kid thinks of beauty. "Master Wu Zhi's wig was shiny with the fish oil he had eaten at sea, with a pair of big sunglasses, a wooden stick in his mouth, and he walked like an old rascal, seeing his appearance, no one could imagine that this bastard had been a famous monk before, and what was even more infuriating, after this old guy touched the buttocks of the big girl, he disappeared without a trace in a flash, leaving me alone to top the tank.
"Smack."
My face hurts hotly.
"Hooligans." The girl blushed and cursed, and hurriedly ran away from the crowd of onlookers.
And Wuzhi walked back at this time, and made a gesture to catch me, and fell into the well: "This kid is a pervert, a little girl who is rude, come and catch this kid, kill him, kill him、、、"
Nima, this is the rhythm that wants to trap me, I want to run, but Wuzhi, this old bastard, actually sealed my acupoint, so that I can't use my strength, an old mother and a tiger pounced on the rabbit, that is, he crushed me down under him, and then a group of people surrounded me and pointed at me, and even coldly threw a few eggs at me, no matter how I explained, I couldn't be understood.
And that's not all.
In the end, the old bastard even instigated the crowd to send me to the gallows in the center of the island, and these people actually did just that、、、