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B listened to A say that he had already gotten in the car, and his heart was excited. I have been a single dog for 27 years, and I am about to have a daughter-in-law, and she is a very good daughter-in-law, how inspiring it is! The Red Army's Long March only took 2 years, and it took 27 years to find a daughter-in-law. B was in a cheerful mood at this time, and he was so happy that he even heard the sound of the big truck running on the road outside as a singing. How beautiful this world is, I finally found a good daughter-in-law once. Eh, let's go smoke a 6 yuan and 5 cents Hongta Mountain cigarette to celebrate.
So, B hurried to tell his master the good news.
B: Master, I've found a girlfriend!
C: Oh.
B: What's going on? Look at your attitude, it's not salty or light, don't you bless me?
C: What bless you?
C: Can you afford it?
B: (embarrassed)
C: Hmm.
C: That's good! I can find a girlfriend.
C: What a skill!
B: Will I die if you don't hit?
C: I'm hitting you?
B: (embarrassing), good at pretending.
C: Okay, good luck! Blessed sex!
B: (embarrassed)
B: Admire, admire! (laughs and cries)
B: When she comes, I'll call her to find one for you too.
C: What are you looking for me?
B: Girlfriend!
C: Thanks, I don't.
C: Actually, I like men!
B: What a coincidence! I also like men, and besides, I like women too. I'll kill them all! (laughing, crying, crying, crying)
C: Oh.
B: It's okay! Really, she's already on the train. I will arrive in Kunming at noon tomorrow.
C: Oh.
B: It's really boring to talk to you, I'm going to find someone else to report the good news.
C: Oh
B: Can you say something complimenting or encouraging?
C: Oh.
B: (embarrassing), I'm here to share the joy with you, can you make some memories?
C: Oh.
B: Farewell! I don't send it!
C: Oh.
B:……
B went to his master to report the good news, but he didn't get any good looks at all. But his heart was indeed very happy, and the happiness in his heart was so much that it was about to seep out of the skin of his whole body like human sweat. So, B found his friend D again.
B: Lao Yang, my girlfriend is coming to me. (Laughter)
D: Where?
B: I met her on the Internet, she was in Nanchang, and now she came to find me, and she has already taken the train! It's a little girl from Aizawa.
D: Cow. (Thumbs up)
D: What does it look like? I looked forward to the photos.
B: The photo is gone, and I cleaned it up.
D: Stingy!
B: (covers face)
B: I really cleaned it up. My phone was factory reset that day and there was nothing.
B: It's okay, I'll bring it over and call my friends to come over and have a look.
D: I think you're going to cheat again!
B: (embarrassed)
B: I was splashed with cold water by my friend just now, what's the matter, you want to continue to splash me with cold water!
D: (laughs)
D: I'm telling the truth, you say, why aren't you cheating?
B: (embarrassed)
B: So, I'm going to succeed this time! Failure is success. (Laughter)
D: Well, it's hard to say. I find you ...... You won't be afraid if you're deceived!
B: (embarrassed), looking for a daughter-in-law, boss. I also want to find a daughter-in-law to bring home to make my parents happy!
B: You are the kind of person who has a daughter-in-law, how do you know the suffering of our bachelors! You don't know how to be blessed in the midst of blessings, so hurry up and be kind to Nana.
B: (voice), I don't think I'm a liar! I've known her for three months. She works in the cafeteria.
B: (Voice), I know a little bit about all aspects of her, and what she says is good...... It makes sense, and the concept of love is similar to mine, so I shouldn't be a liar. The words of a liar can't take that long on me.
B: (voice), the point is that he's on the train now. She sent me the train ticket and saw it. (Laughter)
B: (voice), she'll be here tomorrow afternoon! (Laughter)
D: Is there such a good thing, let's have dinner quickly!
B: (embarrassed)
B: I don't have any money!
D: Stingy and stingy.
B: (embarrassed)
B: I don't even know about this woman......
B: What if it was like the one I knew earlier?
B: Probably not, I knew a liar earlier, and this one is definitely not a liar.
D: Stingy.
B: (embarrassed), no!
B: When she arrives, I'll treat you and call everyone to come together. By the way, I will introduce her to everyone. (Laughter)
D: It's a good thing, so invite us to dinner.
B: Don't be afraid, when I get married, you can eat a pound and a half. (Laughter)
D: Hurry up, the red envelopes are ready.
B: (covers face)
B: Went to work.