Midday:

B: Honey, are you awake?

A: (Didn't reply)

At night:

B: Did you wake up?

A: (Didn't reply)

A never replied to the message, so B quickly called A. However, B made several phone calls in a row, but no one answered. B is a little strange, why don't you answer my phone all the time?

B: Honey, why don't you answer the phone?

A: (Didn't reply)

B: What's the situation?

A: (Didn't reply)

Moments later:

A: I was sleeping, and my phone didn't turn on the sound, so I didn't hear it.

B: Oh, then I'll call you right now.

B dials A's call again, but there is still no answer.

B: Why don't you answer?

A: I'm so uncomfortable that I don't want to talk.

A: Let's just chat on your phone!

B: Oh.

A: I was so uncomfortable that I couldn't lift my head.

B: Bear with me, it's going to be fast, it's going to be fast, it's going to be going to be soon. (laughing, crying, crying)

B: Where are you now?

A: I don't know.

B: I guess it's almost in Hunan!

A: I don't know, I fell asleep at noon and didn't watch it.

B: It's almost over, close your eyes and open them again, and you'll be in Yunnan.

A: Hmm.

B: I've calculated, I'll arrive at Kunming Station at one o'clock at noon tomorrow.

A: Oh.

B: I'll take you to something delicious when you get off the bus.

A: Okay.

A: You're going to pick me up!

B: That's a must.

A: Okay, then I'll go back to sleep.

A: It's so uncomfortable that I don't want to move.

B: Okay.

That night, B thought about countless pictures of when he saw A in his heart. He picked out more than a dozen postures for himself. She even went to Baidu to check whether she wanted to send a bouquet of flowers to her dear "girlfriend". Eventually, B decides that he will definitely give A a big hug. This hug must be warm, sincere, and absolutely unpretentious.

The imaginary feeling of meeting his "girlfriend" was so exciting, and this night, B almost lost sleep all night.

The next morning:

B: Honey, are you awake?

B: Where is it?

A: Wake up! Didn't fall asleep last night. (Crying and crying)

B: (laughs and tears), I also have insomnia, just like you, I haven't slept well. It seems that the two of us really have a good heart!

B: Where is it now?

A: I don't know.

B: I guess I'm about to arrive in Guizhou!

A: Probably so!

B: If you feel uncomfortable, just get up and take a walk, eat a piece of fruit, and blow the wind.

A: I can't get up. I would like to sleep a little longer.

B: Why, that's lazy! (laughs and cries)

B: We're all already at work.

A: Are you still working?

B: Of course! You think I'm just like you. (embarrassing)

B: If I don't go to work, what will I do to support you? (laughs and cries)

A: (Kiss Kiss)

A: Then you're not coming to pick me up?

B: Come on, I'll go to our boss and ask for leave to pick you up when you get there.

A: Okay!

A: Then you go to work, I have to sleep again.

B: Okay.

Seeing that his "girlfriend" was getting closer and closer, B's heart became more and more excited. I can't put it into words. The Chinese characters are broad and profound, and they can't even describe the mood of a single dog who suddenly has a "girlfriend"! Isn't this a shame for the literary world?

Thinking that his "girlfriend" is coming. So, B went to his boss E.

B: Mr. Wang, I'll take a leave of absence at noon.

E: Why are you taking time off?

B: I went to the train station to pick up my girlfriend.

E: Pick up your girlfriend......

E: Let her come by herself.

B: She's already coming to me, so I'm not going to pick her up, what's going on?

E: If you go to pick her up, it will take more than two hours to go back and forth......

E: Go ahead, go ahead, there shouldn't be much going on at noon anyway.

B: Hmm.

E: How did you meet your girlfriend?

B: I've been chatting online for a long time.

E: The ...... of online chat Beware of being deceived, I'll tell you.

B: Probably not, this girl, I think it's quite sincere.

E: Where is she from?

B: Aizawa.

E: That's okay, it's close to your side. It's good to find a girlfriend, so that your parents don't have to worry about you all the time.

B: Hmm.

Moments later:

A calls B out of the blue. As soon as B answered the phone, he only heard A crying on the other side of the phone. While crying, A tells B a big secret. As soon as B heard this secret, it was like hearing a thunderclap.

A: I broke someone's phone!

B: What?

A: I'll get up...... I wanted to walk around, but as a result, I dropped someone's mobile phone on the ground and broke it!

B: (silent)

At this time, B's mind suddenly woke up, and he quickly hung up the phone to think carefully.

What's going on? Again? Am I already fooled? Impossible! My "girlfriend" has already come by car, and she is almost in Kunming, why is she still lying to me? Did she really drop someone else's phone on the ground and break it? Is it really such a coincidence? First lost your own mobile phone, then the refrigerator broke, and now someone else's mobile phone is broken?

However, I will obviously have a "girlfriend" soon! My good daughter-in-law, she, is about to fall from the sky! Such a great opportunity, it's rare! Otherwise, bet on her again?

Bet? Of course, you should bet, you are about to have a girlfriend, what is it to spend some money!

Just one step away! For only two or three thousand dollars, you can have a girlfriend, what are you waiting for? Hurry up and give money!

Two or three thousand yuan, you can't buy a loss, you can't be fooled, the key is to get a legendary girlfriend, so amazing! What are you waiting for?