When the last Minion signed the guarantee, Li Ke triumphantly stuffed all the guarantees into the file bag.

I have to say that the meeting was a great success.

To sum it up in official language: it was a perfect, comprehensive, flawless congress.

At the meeting, all the members of the Improper Research Institute expressed that they would insist on supporting the center of the dang with Dean Li Ke as the core, hold high the great banner of carrying out the mental illness to the end, and comprehensively grasp the process of overthrowing the rule of the Zichuan Empire.

The latter sentence is absolutely redundant, because everyone sitting here is a lonely guest who has no quarrel with the world.

Actually, this sentence was written for Kurosaki.

When he heard that the number of members of the institute had skyrocketed from five to 403, he almost fell off the toilet (which was pooping).

Li Ke reported to him very worriedly that each of these people had the ability to destroy the world.

Kurosaki's chance to get promoted and make a fortune has come.

promised to come back with a carload of supplies in a few days, and also threatened to give Li Ke a huge surprise.

Li Ke's heart is as calm as water, and he is now very surprised every day.

After five days of retreat, Li Ke decided to establish the majesty that he should have as the dean.

Li can verify how to deal with intermittent psychosis and how to deal with recurrent psychosis through Baidu Encyclopedia.

In the end, he put an end to a few words: the right medicine.

Nanali likes to study cooking, so let her study, provided that in addition to firewood, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea, other ingredients must be found by herself.

And if you complete the hunting target every day (ten pheasants or wild boars can do anything), Li Ke will cook and teach Nanali to cook.

Nanali raised her hands in approval.

In this way, the problem of food in the improper research institute has been solved, and there is no need to taste those dark dishes from another time and space.

Perfectly solved.

For Sophia, Li Ke threw a bunch of Qiong Yao dramas to her, and she returned the beads, the love was deep and rainy, and the grass was ...... by the Qingqing River.

But Sophia rolled her eyes for a while, and hit back a series of family ethics dramas to Li Ke.

Where is my mother in 40 episodes, 80 episodes of divorce and not crying, 160 episodes of being a daughter-in-law and becoming a mother-in-law, 180 episodes of the devil's stepmother, 208 episodes of desperate housewives.

Full of malice.

Li Ke felt that after reading this, he had experienced a woman's complete life.

In the end, Li Ke made a killer move: he would try his best to find a way to become a full-fledged vampire, provided that Sophia didn't make trouble.

Sophia's biggest dislike is two, the first: she is a terrifying vampire knight but has such a problem as fainting blood.

And then there's it - your own breasts.

Huang Huifeng is a straightforward uncle: "Alas! Now the girl's development is worrying.,It's obviously the foundation of the royal sister.,But it's Lori's boobs.。 ”

Enraged, Sophia brandished her cross sword and vowed to chop Huang Hui Feng into meat sauce and feed it to Xiaobai.

Although there was a small episode, it was a relatively perfect solution.

For Huang Huifeng, this is easy to do, Li Ke has already found a track suitable for drag racing, which is only fifteen kilometers away from here.

Perfect solution +1.

For Dr. Fei, this is even simpler, there is a battlefield site at the foot of the mountain, where 3,000 Federation soldiers were killed during World War V.

Helicopters, tanks, and even Boeing 747s.

As long as it is not within a five-mile radius of the Improper Research Institute, even if Ah Fei uses nuclear weapons, it is no problem.

If those 3,000 warriors can be resurrected, Li Ke will definitely award Ah Fei the Red Star Medal of Honor on behalf of the federal government.

Perfectly resolved +2.

Finally, there are the seven dwarfs, as well as the Time Chicken and their Minion Rubbing Legion.

For the seven dwarfs, Li Ke reached an agreement with them, you assist in robbing the tomb and digging for gold, and I will sell the stolen goods for you, and the things sold will be 37 cents.

The condition is very simple, that is, do not hold late-night concerts.

The seven dwarfs swore to God that there would never be a next time.

Well, although Li Ke doesn't believe in their oath very much, at least the sentence at the end of the oath, "If you violate it, you will be sent to the Infernal Hell after death, and you will never be able to live forever" is still very sincere.

However, soon the dwarfs repented and refused to be allowed indoors, so we could always be on the roof.

Solve the +3 perfectly, at least these dwarfs are still a lot more restrained, and they will close down when it's windy and rainy outside. Therefore, every day Li Ke prays that God must rain at night, and it is okay for the water to flood the golden mountain.

There are 300 Spartan Minions about Time Chicken, which is the most worry-free thing for Li Ke, because as long as he moves out of Time Chicken's boss Icarus, this guy will be killed immediately.

For this reason, Li Ke also gave Xiao Ming a special task.

Build a spaceship based on the mechanical drawings given by Icarus.

Originally, this task should have been given to the doctor, but when I thought of the punctuation marks on the bald paper alone, I would have to study the speed of the turtle for four or five months, so I should give it to Lord Time Chicken.

Xiao Ming's brain stored the detailed information of no less than 3,000 spaceships, and even the toilet model that should be used was clearly imprinted in his mind.

Minions are 1,000 percent loyal to their masters, and these little ones are incredibly resilient enough to easily pull themselves into a toothpick.

Once upon a time, Lee Ke asked Bob (the name of a Minion) to take a pinhole camera to secretly photograph Nanali's skirt. was trampled into an Oreo cookie by Nanali.

These little guys can easily get into a crevice of a car and blast from it to destroy local targets with ease.

The Minions who were blown away will soon be back to their original ways and continue to bounce around.

However, these Minions also have unreliable places, as long as they are hungry, they are like angry balls, soft and listless.

Li Ke really couldn't understand how he could eat thirty catties of beef in three minutes with a palm-sized belly, and there were no bones left.

Anyway, perfect solution +4.

In this way, Li Ke completed the preliminary plan for the transformation of all mental illnesses.

And everything is moving forward well.

The first day of the program.

Nanali brought back two wild boars.

The next day, Sophia developed the habit of practicing swordsmanship during the day every day, and writing her own love novels to the website at night.

On the third day, Huang Huifeng had already learned to drift, and in his words, his use of the throttle had reached the point of perfection, even if it was three consecutive U-shaped sharp turns, it was a piece of cake in his eyes.

It's just that there is still a little bit of a deficiency, after the turn, there will be intermittent short circuits in some parts of the brain.

In fact, to put it bluntly, I have become one with the car, and I turn with the car, and then I am dizzy.

On the fourth day, the seven dwarfs brought back an alchemy furnace to Li Ke, and Li Ke found a long-sealed elixir in it, and ate it to live forever and Tianqi.

Well, in fact, the pill was quickly snatched away by Sophia, who thought it was a good way to overcome blood sickness, ate it in front of Li Ke, and then pulled her stomach for two days.

However, this thing still has some effect, Li Ke found that Sophia's airport has a sudden momentum, although it is still small, but it has already risen obviously.

Fortunately, the elixir was useful, and Li Ke and the seven dwarfs were spared the doom of being cut in two.

On the fifth day, the Time Chicken and the Minions had already built a model of the spaceship, and it looked like it.

On the sixth day, Dr. Fei drove slowly in a tank.

To show the success of his restoration, Dr. Fei fired a straight shot into the air with an anti-aircraft gun.

Then the shells went out in mid-air.

Fortunately, the repair of this cannonball is also uneven, and the destructive power is equivalent to that of a firecracker.

So far, everything is normal in the non-serious institute.

But this normal daily routine did not last long.

Kurosaki parked outside the gate of the Improper Research Institute with a military vehicle.

A girl with pigtails walked out.

The soldiers got out of the car in an orderly manner and surrounded the immodest research institute.

"If you don't want to die, come out and have a duel of swordsmen!"

The girl immediately crossed the knife, raised her eyebrows, and was so heroic.